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Show SMliv.SALT LAKE cS I .2 jnt Aa-3lard-cn put t " B USINESS DIRECTORY. CIRSTCLASS ADVERTISERS OF I SALT LAKE CITY. The Times commends to it3 patrons the Business and Pro fessional men whose cards ap-pear below. AccocwTAirra. HABBY B. BBOWNE, EXPERT AND CONSULT, VCCOUNTANT, UW, 851 south Mala st The very best of city reference given. AKCHtTECrsT 0. E. LaBELLE, 10 EAST FIRST SOUTH ARCHITECT. Lake City. I am prepared to furnish all manner of plans In the most im-proved style of architecture, such as churches, opera houses, hotels, hanking houses, private residence and business blocks of any descrip-tion. Best of refereuces given as to my stand-ing, J. HANSEN, fl.ATE or ("llICAIiO.l A KCII1T "CT AND SUPERINTENDENT, l has removed his offices to East Socond South, room DM. FEED A. HALE, (LATB OF DINVB.) OF COMMERCIAL BLOCK, ARCHITECT M, Wasatch building. WHITE 4 TJLMEE, AND SUPERINTENDENTS. ARCHITECTSand ill, Progress Block, Salt Lake Citv. ATTORNEY. ROOMS FIRST FLOOR IAWYEIt, First South, between Main and Commercial streets. S. A. MESEITT, ATTORNEY, ROOMS 510 611, PRO- - CITY building. John M. Breeze, Jambs A. Williams BEEEZE & WILLIAMS, LAW, ROOMS 314 815, ATTORNEYS-A- - VL TOBIAS & SON, All good delivered to any part of the city. no. 818 south First East street ELI L. PEIOE, AND PROVISIONS, 954 MAIN GROCERIES LOUIS HYAMS & 00.. CMRE. LIFE AND ACCIDENT. MUTUAL F Life of New York. 614 and 515 Progress Block. THE PENN. MUTUAL LITE INS, uu. PHILADELPHIA. PA.. INCORPOB-- atd 1847, conducted for members by members, and having unequal njf n2 dividend paying ability. Tabor s freatest general agents, 400 and 401 building. - LIQUORS AND CIGARS. TxBTWOlPHMffSplX0E. CHOICEST BRANDS OF JMTORTED U Wines, Llnnors and Cigars. Scirrirrsa a Pnw.ps. proprietors, 63 E. Third South street, Salt Lake City. - P. T, NY8TB0M. COMMERCIAL SALOON - JAMlES J supplied. Cor. First South streets. THE COTTAGE, pHOICE WINES, CIGARS AND LIQUORS, J diagonally opposite the Utah - Nevaa depot f. Sullivan, proprietor. , . B0UD0IE SALOON, M MAIN STREET, SALT LAKE CITY, NO.Utah. Hillstead & Co., dealers In Wines. Liquors and Cigars. Salt Lake City Brewing Go's celebrated beer on draught M0SHEE, PL00D 4 00., MIRROR SALOON, City. 135 MAIN STREET, THE PH(EinX SALOON, PEACOCK, PROPRIETOR, 228 8TATE TE. Ice cold Beer on draught; choice Wines, Liquors and Cigars. THE OCCIDENTAL, GOODS ONLY AND OF THE BEST PURE Studious Attention. Aufk MURVHY, Proprietors, No. 18 east First South street. Salt Lake City. GLUT HOUSE BAB, 07Q MAIN STREET. A. J. TAYSUM HO Proprietor. MACHINERY. SILVEB BEOS., WORKS, MACHINE SHOP AND IRON steam engines, mining and null lng work. No. 148 west North Temple street; Telephone No. 468. BUET0N, GE0ESBE0K 4 00., 883 MAIN STREET. RrAr Lake City? Utah. Notary In office, Telephone 481. RESTAURANTS. K1UNTAIN LFNCH STAND, T. 8HIMOISAKA, PROPRIETOR. JERRY South Main street. Short order meals at all hours. Commutation Tickets o, SALT LAZE WAPPLE 4 CHOP HOUSE AT ALL HOURS FROM 15 CENTS MEALS west Second street Jones A Skn-io-proprietors. GLOBE CAFE, BALL & Co. MEALS AT ALL HOUR3 SF. 84 Main street, Salt Lake City. " SECOND-HAN- CLOTHING. " 1L LEVEY, IN CAST OFF AND SECOND DEALER highest cash price paid for same; notice by mail promptly attended to; all kinds tailoring done. 69 w. First South street " STENOGRAPHY. f7e.".IcGUeein; STENOGRAPHKR: ALLKIND3 OFFICIAL and Typewriting. Dealer in Remington Typewriter and supplies; Progress building. TAILORS. W. A. TAYLOE, TAILOR. NEW SPRING MERCHANT arrived. 43 and 45 east Secon J South street, Salt Lake City . TRUNKS. HULBEET BEOS,, OF FINE TRUNKS. MANUFACTURERS sample trunks and canes to order: repairing a specialty; itf west First Mouth street watchmak ebs and jevyrxe k.4. d7)LHAUEE3 practical watchmakers. jewelry repaired and cleaned A full line of Waterbury watches. No. 10, E. First South street, T. M, SUEBAUGH, AMERICAN WATCHES, CLOOK3. FINE watch repairing a specialty; trices reasonable: 75 west First South straat City. Utah. MISCELLANEOUS. JOHN GEEEN, WITH GREEN Ic CO., SANITARY and scavengers. P. O. box t) J WM. M0EEIS. EMYEEYN0N. SALT LAKE STEAM CARPET CLEANING ... eorner 8th West and Hazel streets, telephone 478. First class work guaranteed. Orders taken at J. O'Connor's drug store, 858 Main street P.O. box 640. THE ITAH rOlLTRYCOMPASY, Geo. M. Scott, Js. Glendf.nnino, H. 8. Rustinin President Vice-rreside- Secretary, GEO. M. SCOTT & CO., (INCORPORATED.) --DEALERS IN-- Hardware and Metal, Stoves, Tinware, Mill Findings, Etc. AGENTS FOR the Dodge "Wood Pulley, Roebling's Steele Wire fop, Vacuum Cylinder and Engine Oils, Hercules Powder, Atlas Engines and Boi! ers, Mack Injectors, Buffalo Scales, Jefferson Horsa Whim, Elaka Pumj, Miners' and Blacksmiths' Tools, Etc. 168 MAIN STEEET, Salt Liakc Git - .m ......... Utah a7l.williams7 Second Door North ofPostoffice, SOIjE FOB R G. PLEASANT VALLEY, CASTLE GATE Anthracite, Charcoal, Blacksmith and Figiron. Yards Cor. Fifth West and Second South. Telephone No. 170. Incoporated, April 10, 1890. Totman Mi Biiliii; Comjiair, J. T. Lynch, F. P. Mogenson, B. R. Hickok, President. Treasurer. f Ganesal Manages, Salt Lake, Utah. This company is purely a home institution, organized to stay, and most r spectftilly invites the attention of those desiring cottages, either lor homes orfai sale, to the neat, tasty and attractive appearance presented by this class of tages when completed. We claim that they are stronger ana warmer than tin ordinary rustic building, the sections all being made and put together by n chinery, thereby making the work perfectly tight. We are now prepared to tif nish estimates, take contracts and complete buildings on short time. The pa-tronage of the public is most respectfully solicited. Office and yawl 29b. 959 We North Temple street. Examine Our Plans and Prices Before Ton Build. Wholesale Produce Dealers, General Commission Merchants. Sole Western Agents for the Heston and Boll Spring Creamery Buttor. las WeHt iiud SjuIU at. Telephone 79; P. O. box 611. Branch house Park City, Utah. Real Estate Exchange 29 Commercial Street. MONEYTO LOAN On Good Real Estate Security. F. REHRMAN & CO. J.W.FarrelltScCo f1fllljf) 4 j m Mm, Steal fitters Dealers in all Kinds of Lift and Force Pumps Orders taken for Drive and Dug Wells Cessjiools built and Connections made ins Main Strert, opo. Auerbach Bnt. Teiephont S3), MILLINERY AND DRESSMAKING. A. H. COHN, rpHE ONLY LADIES' TAILOR IN THE 1 city. Ladles desiring the latest styles anl (anhlons will do well to call on him. No. be liaut Second South, roome 3 and 4. NEW YORK MILLINER & DBESS-MAKIN-YOU WANT A PERFECT FITTING OAR-me- IF call on Ella Hills, 44 Wasatch build-ing. S. T. Taylor's celebrated system. Take eleTator. MONKYTO-LOA-N. BROKER, 81 E FIRST SOUTH STREET, Desnret National Bank, Salt Lake City. Makes loans on Watches, Diamonds and Jewelry; rents collected; railroad tickets bought and Bold: baelnes confidential. Es-tablished lt. AU unredeemed pledges sold at Voi y low rates. MTT8IO MTflFUrTOLSONl TEACHER OF VIOLIN, GUITAR AND Olson's orchestra and brass band. Residence, 85 M street, 31st ward. Leave orders at any of the music stores, or at Sharp & Younger's Palace drug store. PAiNTERSNDEcbRATORs- T-PETERSON & BROWN, SIGNS, 8 WEST FIRST SOUTH STREET. Lake City. PLUMBING. A. J. BOURDETTE & 00., PLUMBERS, STEAM AND GAS FITTERS Jobbers. IS east Second South street, Salt Lake City. Telephono No. 431. JAMES IENWI0K, PRACTICAL PLUMBER, STEAM AND GAS Engineer. 61 East Third South street, Salt Lake City, Utah. P.J.M0B&N, STEAM HEATING ENGINEER, 269 MAIN Salt Lake City. PLATING. HdmTYMliroPAOTioO GOLD, SILVER AND NICKEL PLATING the Dynamo Process. AU kinds ot repairing done with neatness and dispatch. Kmvdsoh Bros, fll E S4 South. PHYSICIANS. O.W. POWERS, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW- , Second South OPPOSITE street. GUMMING & CRIT0HL0W, LAW. ROOMS 4 AND 5, ATTORNEYS-A- 128 Mala street. M. E. McENANT, PROGRESS BUILD' ATTORNEY-AT-LA- flour. HOOT AND Nil OK MAKING. R0BINS0H BROS,, OHOF, MANUFACTURERS, 4 W. FIRST n South street. Our own make of 13 shoes are forylng ahead. Repairing neatly executed THE PARAGON TS THE BEST AND CHEAPEST PLACE 1 for Shoe Repairing. 11 west South Temple street. t CIVIL ENGINKERiNG. ENUINEERB AND SURVEYORS. CIVIL laid out and platted. Rooms 014 and 015 Progress building; P. O. box m, Salt Lake City, Utah. CONTRACTORS AND BUILDER. OH ARLE8 ifnBLDS, CONTRACTOR - BaUndILDING MOVER, general engineer, brick, ailol'e or wooden houses raised, moved or impaired. All work guaranteed against cracking or other damages. The only practi-cal building mover west of Chicago. Ofllce and Bhops 74K to 7M Btate road. ROBINSON & SJ0BL0M, CONTRACTORS AND BUILDERS. OFFICE general Jobbing, pattern making; Agents for folding bath tub. 171 west First South street. J. 0. BOWLING, C1ARPENTER. CONTRACTOR BUILDER, executed ; fitting up stores and counter making a specialty. J23 W. First South street. GEORGE B0GG3 & 00., ' CONTRACTING AND BUILDING, FITTING Bices a specialty. Arhltaect-tira- l wood carving. If7 State road, between First and Second South street, " DENTISTRY. " Ksrarori" DENTIST, 1SS SOUTH MAIN STREET, ami 9. Teeth extracted without pain. T'elh extracted plain 9f cents, with cocaine Vi ceum. Durable tllllnrx 60, 75 rente and upward. BeHt sot of teeth 10. All work guaranteed. Open from 8 a. m. to tt p. m. ; Sundays from 8 a. m. to 1 p, in. Cut this out. Piles, Piles. Plies. riles cured without pain or detention from business. No chargo until cure is effected. Consultation and examina-tion free. Kofcr to over one hundred who have been cured by mo in Salt Lake city within the last two years. Fistula, iissure, stricture, ulceration n other diseases of the rectum treated successfully. Dr. (,'iiaki,ks Thompson, h Building. Our lino of Bathing Suits is still com- - iilote. We are agents for the Brooklyn Co.'s goods and will guarantee them In every particu-lar. Bast-Tkhu- v Mkr. Co., 1o2 Main street. Don't forget that we have removed to 67 East Second South street. A. J. Whitk, Keal Kstate Co. Frankin Fire insurance Co, Of Philadelphia. Organized 1829. Charter Perpetual Assets, . - - $3,174,357.04 Insurance Reserve, 1,765,294.71 Continental Insurance Company, Of ITaw Ycilr. Cash Capital,- . $1,000,000.00 Insurance Reserve, - . 2,470,343.24 Assets, - - - 5,217,773.91 When you purchase a policy that you expect to ba worth $2000 in case of fire, you should investigate the co-mpany with the same care that you would use in lending that sum. No States in the Union have as good insurance laws as New York and Pennsylvania. Call at our office for copy of the Safety Fund Law. This law prevents the failure of a company by great confl-agrations. Under this law none of the surplus funds can be divided among stockholders. Both have to be held for the security of policy holders as long as a policy remains in force DAVIS & STRINGER, 23 West Second South st . Two doors east of Cullen Hotel. A feilt3fc SPHGIAIa Our Addition corner of Second Westl and Tenth South, with fine trees on all streets and alleys, is the choice subdivi-.- . ...... sin adjoining the city. --Ties are now distributed and cars will be running on --BiSiB"' Second West and Tenth South within sixty days. Lots at original price until August ist only. .... Davis & Stringer. 18 years in Salt Lake City, Dr. C. W. Higgins The Well-Know- n Specialist, Has removed to more elegant and commodious parlors, 17 and 18, - St. Elmo Hotel. Ak "t A it'WfA Br. C. W. Higgins, Microscopic and Analytic Physician, Has practiced In Salt Laka City eighteen SJirS. 'a" wonderful and i,..f h,1s hat time prwve the principles on which his remedies are compounded. Formiun di:,aois by the aid microscope eaables him to detect the pr.mary cause ot the disease and effect a radi- cal cure. Tke Doctor has cured thousands SVi? 0rtTOus Debility. Cental uul eakuess, Losaof Manhood and Nervous WnstraUon. the result of early Indiscretion and excesses, and win forfeit Fits HrjiDBED Doixaksifor any cae taken 'under his treat- ment which he falls to enre hyphllliK. Gonorrhea.iliert. Stricture and all old. Uneeriiig diseases. which vitiate the blood, and impair the system, thoroughly and oerma IltellTlT CHTTtl. CLASSES OF FITS CUHED. 1 laptsorms nmni with Head or co Piy. DB. 0. J. FIELD. 0tT-5- 8 WASATCH BUILDING, LATE OF ST Louis DB. J. S. BLAOOTTM & 00,, HERNIA SPECIALISTS; RDPTTJRE curd without surgical opera- tion. 68 E. First South st., opp. the Theater. DBS. FBEEMAH & BUBBOWS, YE, EAR, NOSE, THROAT. BPF.CTA-- j cles accurately ntted. Rooms 17 and 18. building. REAL ESTATE AND LOANS. W. P, D0DDS, REAL ESTATE AND INSURANCE 4 collected, ft) E. First South street Room 6. THE SYNDICATE INVESTMENT 00., REAL LEaSkTeA. TEIn,veRsOtmOMents1. OfoVrEnRonBANK OF residents peclalty. . MONEY WANTED. TF YOU DESIRE A GOOD LOAN PLACED 1 on real estate, call on S. f. Spencer, 867 Main street. AIFBED DUNSHEE, RSAL ESTATE, LOANS, INVESTMENTS. LakeCltyMt'Suutree rear JonM BaDk' Salt J. G. " JACOBS & 00. REAL ESTATE DEALERS, 147 PROGRESS hare for eale residence property In all parts of the city ; also choice bargains in business and farm property. H. 0. LETT tt SON, DEALERS IN REAL ESTATE, CITY AND No. Main street, opooslte ttie Walker House, Salt Lake City. THE MIDLAND INVESTMENT 00. TJAH'iMNS IN KEAL ESTATE. I.OANS and Insurance. No. l,T lain street. KNGRAVINH." " J, JEPPEBSON, IRACTICAL SCULPTOR AND CARVER, North Temple street. J. W. WHTTEOAB, DESIGNER AND building. ENGRAVER ON WOOD, ICBNITCnK. SAHDBEBQ PUBNITUBE 00., MANUFACTURERS AND DEALERS IN 8chool Desks, Screeu doors and Windows. Jobbing aud re- - airing promptly attended to. 10$ and 110 W. S juth Temple street. GROCERIES. W, E. D. BABNETT, Agent, GROCERIES FRUITS, POULTRY, PRO-- J visions. Flour. Feed and Fresh Meats; 69 east Third South street; telephone 454. EOGEBS 4 COMPANY, THE LEADING GR0CS3S, 45 EAST FIRST Ureu " TEED G. LYNGBEBG, CTAPLE AND FANCY GROCERIES, PRO-- visions. Fruit, Vegetables, Poultry, Fish, Game, etc. 63 east FU' South, street Tele phone 68. john Mcdonald & sons, TEAS AND COFFEES A FINE PS- - Main street. J. H. OLABE, REEN. STAPLE AND FANCY GROCE-- T rlee. Fruits. Poulty and Fish. No. 58 west First South street Orders by telephone (MM) promptly attended to. CM. HANSEN, DEALER IN CHOICE FANCY GROCERIHS (imiu coal aud Kindling Wood, corner Third South and State siree. " ' SiC PA3SSM. Wood today 1" schoottietwe old, WUere my young steps were light and free, ' fhroiiTh lunmtr'i beat and winter's cold. And all my life was yet to be. fhore were bashful girla and baaMloss youth, And dog eared books all scattered about; Ind the master's likeness, drawn with truth. On a slate with the sornera broken out, t stood, and all those careless days O'er my worn heart came drifting back; the songful ease, the lightsome ways Which In all after yeum we lack. Oh, the early lores and the laughing girls, The innocent Idyls without alloy! Oh, the angel in pantalets and curls. Beloved by tne end that other boy I Ah, the way she balanced between ns twain Comes back with harrowing force to me I tor the true proportions of bliss, 'tis plain. Are noror wrought out by the "rule of three!" Well, we know of nuts by the empty shell; And nerer the bed of a brook so dry But the smoothness of its stones will tell Of the stream that used to go rushing by. t take my place among Woes that were. Content to feel I have bad my hour; ffbe buds are rosy and sweet and fair, But the fruit comes only after the flower. Romance and history aye repeat, And lore and youth sustain no loss; for another girl alts in that angel's seat, And two other boys throw billets aorossl Marcelle Greene in Journal of Education. I have undertaken to save bim, and he shall be saved. In order to accomplish this end it will be necessary to remove from the face of the earth not only the stomach of his miserable wifo yonder, bnt also, my dear professor I am sorry to be obliged to say it, for I believe you were my brother's teacher and friend yourself as well." 1 saw that he was in deadly earnest "Your death must apparently result from accident at least so it must seem to the authorities. My brother is in jail and they will not suspect him, and they certainly will not suspect me." What terrible deed was in this brain hatching was he going to murder me? Was it myself who was to hang, instead of Johnson? No; yes. He placed the line pulley like over an arm of a hanging chandelier. This was altogether too slight a support even for one of my tender frame. It was not to be hanging, then. Under the weight on the floor he placed a can of I recognized the yellow string; it was a fuse, and it would burn in sixty minutes. It would run across the marble slab; there was no hope of igniting any substance that would warn my friends. "Do you begin to see through it?" asked Joe Johnson's brother. I believe I cursed him with my eyes. I could only breathe through my nos-trils, and great veins were swelling and growing hot in my forehead. Drawing a match from his pocket he lighted and applied it to the fuse; that little tyrant that gave a man an hour to live, to kill him at the end of it that little irre-sponsible terror that, less merciful than Providence, told a man the second he was to die, if fright and horror spared him to himself. Slowly the flames crept snake like around the twine. "In one hour," said the prisoner's brother, "you will be in heaven or helL I will watch with you for half an hour, and the other half yon will spend alone." He sat down some minutes in a chair watching the flame. Thon he arose and took a piece of porcelain, with the mur-derer's name thereon, from the table, and shook his head gloomily. "I am chemist enough to know it is arsenic," he said. "Yes, those bright, metallic eyes, a betrayal of the guilty I Science, thou wouldst kill my brother thou shalt save him. Let me see in whose hands thou art the most power-ful." The half hour wore slowly away. Oh, hoavensl What agony did I suffer! Not for myself, but for my child. The fuse burned on on. The half hour is np. The brother of the murderer rises to go. Jov. THE CHEMISTS STORY. I am a chemist. I am the occupant of this responsible and important position in the medical college of P . It was about 1 o'clock on a stormy rening that I bade good night to my student, Tom Richards, at the door of my laboratory, at the south end of the college buildings. Tom was very anxious to know what would keep me up after 13 o'clock, so 1 told him I was about to commence an-alyzing the stomach of a Mrs. Johnson, whose husband lay in P jail, just across the road from the college, on sus-picion that he was the murderer. As Tom was passing out of the college yard through the gate, his head turned, and bidding me good night, he brushed against a man standing with his back to the college and his faco to the prison. ' The street lamp showed me that tho man was in police uniform. " my laboratory I took . down a glass jar from the shelf and sat down behind my sink to examine it. An tour had passed since the departure of young Richards. I had labored hard to discover traces of the poison in all this, tut bad been unsuccessful. Joe John-io-the suspected man, had been a stu-dent of mine a few years before. I thought him a good hearted, intelligent fellow, only a little wild, and really be-- "Commit your soul to God's keeping," he said. "You hold the evidence of my brother's guilt nothing con save yox. now." With that he turned to take his hat from off the table covered with the crimson cloth beneath which hid my priceless boy. Something attracted his attention. He held out his hands and reached forward. I thought he had dis-covered my boy. No; he was lifting something in either hand tho wires of the electrio battery. In another inBtant my boy had leaped from under the table, and was turning the crank fast and furi-ously. The murderer's brother was in the power of my boy. He could not drop the wires; he was helpless. How my boy cried for helpl The old college rang with his voico. The prisoner's brother added his voice to my boy's in his agony. In an instant a great length burned away. It would just last five minutes and no more. "Fathert" shouted my boy, "if no as-sistance comes this villain must die with us. I dare not free him. Help! help! help!" Alasl I could not answer him. Thank God! Bnt some one clso did. The fuse is burned up. The rope is on fire the nitroglycerine! The- door opens; Tom Richards, on a midnight visit to the sick, has heard the cry; he comprehends all; seizes the can in his hand, the weight descends indeed, but not on the death dealing oil. No; down it goes through the office floor down, down, like an evil spirit, to give back a dull metallic echo from the stones of tho cellar beneath. We are saved. Joe Johnson, the prisoner, was hauged, but his brother remains unpunished by the law, for he stabbed himself with a knife and thus escaped tho hangman's rope. H. H. in Atlanta Constitution. gan to hope that he might prove inno-cent, when, among the macerated food, I came upon a small, infinitesimal white grain. By careful manipulation and the use of my magnifying glass I managed to get this upon a piece of smoked glass and examined it. I was then certain I had discovered ar-senic, but to make assurance doubly sure I determined to apply a well known test for that poison. "Yes," I exclaimed, as I saw the fatal blazon, "Joe Johnson is the murderer of liis wife! With the evidence of that mark to back me no power can save him." "Do you really think so?" said a calm Voice behind me. I turned quickly and discovered a tall, lank policeman, having red, watery eyes, standing at my office door and staring in. His body looked as if it had been rolled out long before his hands like a molasses candy stick. He had no ex-pression at all in his face, and his police-man's hat was so'large that it threatened to settle down on his shoulders. His uni-form reassured me and I addressed hint with some impatience. "My friend, I suppose I am wanted to attend an inquest, or what is your pur-pose?" I was police surgeon as well as coroner. "Don't bother, professor; the man ain't dead yet, but they say he will be before morning." "What's the matter with him?" "Brain disorder, I mean something wrong here." ' I touched my forehead, and so did he as he said: "Ay, as I thought I'd drop in and tell you if you were going to the station to take a look and see if it is post mortem or not. Besides I wanted to see where I could always find you in case of need." I bowed, and attributed his visit to a feeling of curiosity. He sat on the sink, and while his eyes wandered about like one who felt himself called upon to say t something, he said: "Professor, there has been an accident this afternoon terrible, too." "What was it?' "Nitro glycerine explosion up in the iron mills a hundred fellow mortals busted." "Sadr "Affecting, very." Here he rubbed his mouth with the back of his hand. "Professor, what ia that nitro glycerine?" "It's a very danfrerous article," I an-swered, happy to display my knowledge. "It has nearly twice the destructiveness of gunpowder, but, unlike it, does not explode on the application of heat A red hot ooal dropped into it will not ex-plode it. It will freeze. It is yellow and greasy." "You don't mean to say bo," said the officer, interrupting me in disagreeable tones in the middle of a choice extract from one of my lectures. "Why, but you haven't told me how it goes off. If the fire won't burnt it, what in (hem) s will?" I told him if it were pressed, or any-thing fell on it, it would explode. "Place it under the crusher of a cidor mill, strike it with a hammer, let a Weight fall on it from a height" "Yes," said the man, "and that rouses its volcaner, does it?' "1 suppose, professor, that ere can would make a rrighty big noise if al-lowed to explode here all at once?' "It would blow the entire building to atoms," said I, resuming the analysis of Mrs. Johnson's stomach. "No?" I heard the policeman remark In deliberate Yaliee tones, "you don't say so?' rhe next moment I lay on my back, gag in my mouth, terribly frightened and sick at heart. Over me stood the policeman and the first thing that func-tionary did was looking me straight ia the face to take off his nose. He then rid himself of his eyebrows, hair and cap, and became a determined looking fellow, with the eyas of a fiend and the nose of a Roman. "So you think," said the metamor-- , phoned, in the tones of a gentleman, "that nothing can save Joe Johnsbn from the rope? Poor fellow t It doea look like it! But my dear professor, Joe Johnson is fortunate enough to bare in aaedsEclai,. fjafisdjis. welljaj bjslher NOTICE rpo DISTRICT COURT, THIRD JUDICIAL 1 District. Application of Dudley Hullaud Smith, for change of tmiue. Your petitioner respeotfully shows to the court his reasons as herein set forth, for desiring actmnge of name, wishing to cbiuiije it from Dudley Holland Smith to Dudley Holland, mv reasous lor de-siring thH chn re are as follows: Fti'st-Hav- lng a maiden aunt (by the name of Holland who is possessed of considerable property, and who wishes me to do so. Second It is desired ly inv mother. Shird-- My father havingcoutitbuted nothing to the support of his family for a period of more thau seven yearn, though in good health and apiply able so to do. Fonrth Becnuse there is such a ridiculously large numbsr of people named Smith iu almost every localitv in this country. My mother's name is Mrs. W. D Smith place of residence Keithsburg, Ills. Mv own age Is tw enty-thre- e years, and am residing In Salt Lake City, Utah. Holland is mv mother's maidfcu name as well as mv own nrddle DUDLEY HOLLAND BMITa! TERRITORY OFUTAH. I COUNTY OF SALT LAK E. f SS' : Dudley Holland Smith being first duly tworn onhisoaths.iys. I am the petitioner In the foregoing petition. I have carefully read said petition nnd know the contents thereof and tne same is true. Dcdmy Holi and SiwrH Sub cribe.1 and sworn to before me this and day of August, A. D. I8id. Hkkhy G. McMillan, real. Clerk Endr.Ked-No.Se- eP. Title court. Application of Dudley Holland Smith for change of name Filed August , ifMl. HR.VKY G. McMili.ak ClerlL TERRITORY OF UTAH. I COUNTY OK SALT LAKE, i 88': , fl'TO 'i McMll'an. Clerk of the Third conn of Utah Territory do hereby certify that the foregoing Is a full." true and correct copy of the original: petition fcr change o name, filed Aug. itwi.lj the action therein eutltled. Bled in mv ofllce Witness my hand ua the seal of said court at Salt Lake Citv. thia 2nd IsgAt.l day of Augiit. A. 1) io HENKV ti. MCMILLAN. Clerk Bj sjc D. Looms, Deputy Clerk. |