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Show CURRENT NEWSPAPER WIT.' Tho nick-in-the-slot machine never robs Itself. When it is not working it keeps the nickel. New Orleans Picayune. Pica-yune. . "Will you' pass the butter. Mr. Branson?'' "Not if I see it in time to turn and go the other way, madame." Commercial. Advertiser. First rector "Is your congregation, going to raise your salary - this coming year?" Second rector "Well, I don't know; they haven't finished raising mv last year's salnry yet." Smith, Gray & Co.'s Monthly. The title page of a work that is shortly to be published will read; . Rules of . The House of Representatives, . ' Thomas B. Eeed, . with an APPENDIX by THE MARQUIS OF QUEENSBERRY. Government Printing Bureau, Washington. Rochester Union. , When it comes to saving dollars, a man is more of a genius than a womau; but when it comes to saving pennies, a woman will save a dollar before a man has saved fifty cents. Atchison Globe.. |