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Show The Injunction Granted. "I cannot say," remarked the jndge, "that from the testimony so far given I believe the locomotive whistling is a nuisance, and I therefore dismiss" "Permit me, yonr honor." interrupted the counsel for the plaintiff, "to introduce intro-duce an expert on the question before you decide finally." The witness is introduced and testifies. "You say you cannot sleep at night for the whistling?" asked the bench. "And what is your business?" "I am a watchman, sir." "Let the injunction be granted," said the judge to the clerk. "When a watchman watch-man can't sleep the case must be bad Indeed." In-deed." Philadelphia Times. Matter Over Mind. Mr. Benedict The superiority of machines ma-chines over women is shown by an article ar-ticle in this paper. . Mrs. Benedict Indeed! And what is it, may I ask? "It says that a machine made for the purpose can make 10,000,000 matches per day." "But what has that to do with it?" "Oh, untliing! Only you've betn trying all summer to make a match between our Nellie and young' Lotsoboodle, and haven't succeeded yet." Lawrence American. |