Show THE SUMS SUMMERS GAY BAY OUTINGs OUTING carrie careless rejoices that it is new ft ow rout about our oler EVILS THAT ME ATTENDANT IT makes ono one roel real 2110 len ign table manner tho tha love at first sight daoa HATO ai A hale ark n ignoble Iff nobl ending copyright IM 1803 by janif james W johnson I 1 tim the slimmer somali of 1893 1802 la is now drawing to a the proprietors etora of tho various hotels and country ho e SOS are busily preparing to shut up their establishments for the while their I 1 meant to say y their guests are ra rapidly flocking back to town to la a considerably leu 10 1 happy frame frama of mind than ihan that which wh e h thoy they on their departure dep arturo for their annual outing not only have they suffered suf fored in pocket but also in body and mind their digestion has abson impaired by the summer resort rca ort C cookery 0 0 kery while both their pride their c 0 elf 1 I 1 and in tome sonie cases too their hearts boarts hao boen been affected la in A manner the thore reverse verae of pleasant we wa at least those of us who havo have been re logsted to hotels slid and boarding houses during the iho heated boated tarui dortly of tho this year return to our city homes with ith a distinctly dissatisfied fooling which aich can bust best be described by that expressive american america word inteso In mean veso we experienced the always disagreeable limpros 2 fv 0 t 4 I 4 tie he talks talk ot of nta tandem at home ion that we have been making a ourselves 0 cheap and that wo we havo have tho degree dered red ot of our self respect we W have permitted ourselves to torin form intimacies cies which wo nis now regret and we have subin bitted to treatment both as regards regard comfort and food which li is sufficient to fill 1111 us with a longing to inflict bodily punishment not alone on the hotel or boardinghouse boarding house manager miD agert but also upon ourselves what can there be ba for or instance moro more thoroughly demoralizing and dorrler aling of both spirit and digestion than the ordinary ord loary summer ummer i resort robort roi ort moal meal time hang iniz heavily upon our hands bandl at uch ouch places as a ho base tho the meals con the most important ImportS Qt events avonts of tho the day by degrees our thoughts commence to center upon them so 10 much so 0 o indeed that before long the question qu eillon of food becomes become our main preoccupation we hurry burry to dining room as oon oooo us as ever the doors aro are opened in tho the hope of of to ro calving calvn the choicest morsels of the dally fare and with the ills object of se 0 o com plis bing this we are willing to go a almost to auy any length to ourselves with the waller waiter or waitress anti bacome downright abject in our oil endeavor to propitiate that august tone flonary tlona ry on whose graciousness mud and cou con do dece callsion oslon so much of our well wall being at those summer resorts depends depe sot not aba that the food la Is worth tho the thought the diplomacy and the obbon thin which wo we are accustomed to extend thereto for the summer resort proprietor or manager loa has bas his or bor bar eib lish ment open dui lug only three or at the most tour four months of the year and within that brief period ho he expects to make no ko enough money not only to pay the expenses of running such a place where 0 markot market conveniences are few in onto b bor or an and d costly cosily but bat also to amass a sufficient sum to keep him la in luxury and idleness tho the remaining roma lulng eight or nine months of tho the year under these clr cir N IN via cows it la Is not astonishing that the manager niA nager or proprietor raould procuro procure his provisions at the very lowest price possible trusting to botho the invariably sharp appetite of tho the summer boarder to abono for tiny my doD clency with regard to the tb quality or tho the freshness ot of the victuals llian t loo on our table manners tro are a apt to buffer from rom attendants attendance at t cording ng house bouso meals and of de which would have mado made us a ahir IT or er with horror on our arrival leavo leave us ui absolutely cilin calm and indifferent on our departure fortunate indeed it if we have not ourselves unconsciously adopted them moreover coarse food and coarse coil to table manne re invariably have a vulgar vulf fir laing influence upon ones entire belag being idd and hence brace it Is that we ira are ial to return to our city homes with our senses of delicacy and refinement considerably impaired another cause which contributes to this ibis deterioration in that social diversion of tho the kinnier uin nier known sit holat courtship it etli Is built neither upon a so olid lid foundation ol of practice wisdom nor even a practical preference though often misread as A proof of lovo love at first 0 tight in baies cn out of it li is nothing of the th kind it Is simply a in of tho the rental genial exuberance of unhampered youthful spirits bud id the result of lacic ot of occupation aud and boredom it 11 any proof wore needed of this it could be b found la in the th fact tb abal our return to town almost invariably terminate those these ephemeral infatuation and aad when abou wo we subsequently encounter on tho object thereof wo we ignore him almi to in tho the most cold blooded bannor possible ast ask lug jug ourselves what wo we cea hav seen leca la in tho the creature to attract our admiration mi vial ration or even our attention allent loo wo we no longer find bad him his OOs closure are groan green rather than gray croy that lower lip ol 01 ills it Is s very dechaud defect his hl feet feel are certainly made for or no 10 boots boon that hand band which once so lovingly proved our onn nee now looks coarse tubby stubby and Ille arad tor for chila in me nent don cacci out of 0 ton we moot meet again out our don juan of tho the boarding house tho live eglau of the summer limmor hotel not dot driving in the iho park that or that to ir lu hand concerning which lit lie wont want to ant eitalo us in so BO a manner but in some omo shoo shoe hat grocery or dry roods goods stare bore whore ho he out a scanty living behind the shop counter as A salesman sal wo than find but a little late into that we have viN asted our time our mimi loo leaving the summer hotel ifo civi her and la in some CUM our affect lom and even caresses rossos ca on that abomination of desolation dosola llon the cheap chap swoll and li mor than another ehst c can in malco k us tool fool cheap and wean moan ourselves it I 1 Is this I 1 for onn one confess that I 1 am heart heartily ov 17 kill glad that the summer purgatory Is over and that I 1 am back in town cahrm I 1 esa |