Show I 1 A OF 11 iloff rd ird bidding gets facts caught 6 by a put ip job A 1 AT HIS RON HOM an incident of everyday every day df dillrd sires gires the roaster i bic view of tile wicked standing in slip pory eirls 1 W this this Is a vry very small matter matler but like alko mot icis ther other thiner it would be ground for or divorce in rhodo rhode island NN 0 plit putting ting UP p a pals ibar of cart captains ains in III paris they hy would bit calil ercil in now new york S kuftic lbook irn bour our 1 I 1 I 1 I 1 I 1 si 1 I 1 1 I 1 I 1 11 11 1 i I 1 I 1 I 1 N I 1 1 I 1 C 1 I 1 1 I 1 1 I 1 1 11 1 I 1 I 1 I 1 I 1 1 1 Z I 1 1 4 t artir with tic llin recent strong and heavy oc 00 the last syllable e they were to sap arato our otar parlor from froin something which the iho designer intended should bo be a bed room lint us as so hyo hero nobody it in our fim fares fly scho ii under four feet feel in balart wo we b tha space simply with willi a their and the iho person who sits in it may put ills his feet ont ant of tile the window or into tile the parlor according to the deajon season of abe yer year the general re lder suppose proTO that putting pulling up port teres rc la Is reat mil and easy work such auch na as a bribo taking aking alder ne it ads in states stales prison while the man who breaks into a doglio uso and steals a bone toab must crack rocks lini but I 1 have haro learned to 10 distrust all household tasks ind and to dr dras as as it if for a football match therefore There toro on tile iho evening la in question kwasnoi pretty to look at but m my lollies clothes at least worn wore not susceptible of injury for that reason I 1 expected a treat many people to call and I 1 had told our girl that if she admitted anybody I 1 drop her down the gave our undivided at tenton to tho the pou and at once made to luport Bot discoveries first that a a lep 4 I 1 4 i I 1 I 1 I 1 I 1 t I 1 I 1 it I 1 I 1 a I 1 I 1 I 1 III I 1 I 1 I 1 I 1 A I 1 sav I 1 11 11 ne ll 11 was na yot 0 good ladder cold be absolutely nor necessary essary and ccook that we via had bad none but my mr ky was superior to this difficulty I 1 no at once ot of tile diio ladder blab stands Is in the upper uppermost hall and Is intended for the alenco of 0 those abo lio in case ot of fire prefer to it din A on the ibo root roof rethor than remain below and pet all with their furniture this ladder gaddor Is never ilia ove over r it 18 blab rs firm firkaly ial luil down I 1 POes sod myself of 0 this ladder ind and brought it into the parlor where I 1 ills dla that thai ft would reach to 10 the he cell ing ibi and eleven feet further it if necessary I 1 hd bed never realized before how awk ward ard a thing la Is a ladder adder though 1 I am built something like a ladder myself and in d have hata never beer called graceful it Is 1 dot col easy to scale a leigh height t of nine lent feet with a ladder that la is twenty foot icat long but under hla his los ablo able direction a icim Bin biacindo can cindo do many inny things which if klell oft to himself bo be would have sense bonsa enough to Is way away from rom I 1 plated ono one eod end of 0 tile ladder upon the handsome bandi omo cherry over the thai doorway which wis was 1 obo be col concealed located by tho the pour for or Z tile the purpose ot of making visitors believe that there Is a large and val valuable paio behind whilo tia the facts facia ira ato sit st by four our and it half I 1 placed the witter very ton tenderly dorly upon tile cherry lip be cal cause new they buoy wore old acquaintances and I 1 i new that it ninn mao who handles that thai altri of 0 cherry roughly and ni illione first paring his nall nails will see soon lind find his apart incest finished in plain spruce sp then ilion I 1 bosan began thet ahe ascent 1 I of the ladder in this position 0 o wi wa not efly Ef lp but alio ito walking avns not nol what I 1 mould call good thoro wore too loo many mally holes in III it my head came caino fit 11 I 1 contact hicl tile coi coiling coill linc ns hilo I 1 was waa yot yet a n great greal way from the scene c of I 1 toy roy labors conr tile doorway ill bluy fluy fl uy M w me inc that I 1 put sacral rove rm phrot ith tile ladder I 1 do not know kilow just how many I 1 nas i as in it lurry burry to act down but bill from the iho resulting sensations I 1 judged that I 1 must at least bo be a 1 quad quadruped roped I 1 copt sill nil cheso too feet lury rip rap adit but the rounds of the ladder dodged alom successfully fully though they could not keep out of 0 tho the way of my stains tito bild lild jer lad had only one foot but it lind held t lie advantage advant ago of 0 ino inc its in knowing whit what to do with it it il its foot fool gently away front from tho ilia wall diio aej presently the ladder end and I 1 cino came to tho the floor door so in united that upon my con call is canco cn I 1 scare ply knois which of kawas tho the swearing thou I 1 look tile alo ladder h ack to tho theil top ii hall ill isaid I 1 said that there night might bu bo a lire sit nt any moment anil and if chore should bo be I 1 wanted to sea the midnight operatic tenor oan 0 n the iho third floor nc t climb that ladder for its ills life it seemed much simpler to stand upon tile tho top lot of a taulo tabla while putting up the iho baudo bro brong tight lil the little table ironi from the cor corner ocer it would bo be handy silo sho said because it stood aloud on OD cantors need and could ro ild bo be easily rolled from ono one rido of 0 tho the doorway to ilia iho other I 1 thou climbed upon the top of 0 tile the table ind and mo me the curtain tole she also asked me ilia to hold a gimlet ii a ti screw driver a and ilia iho brac kelts and screws by which tho ilia pole was wad to bo be supported theca she sisily sa ld I 1 inight hold up tip lie an end of tho curtain in order to give her all edep of how bow of it il to fold over not having tho ilia number hands requisite to the fulfilling of this contract I 1 placed tho earver the hammer and the gl aileron too ing aad bonc dot doun it to I 1 in A vc to curtain tho the harj niss awl tre I 1 1 it IV 1 I 1 i I 1 I 1 I 1 I 1 I 1 11 I 1 n I 1 I 1 arx 0 I 1 I 1 I 1 C I 1 I 1 I 1 I 1 0 A I 1 J I 1 it I 1 c I 1 I 1 I 1 I 1 i 1 1 1 lk 4 I 1 I 1 I 1 received over gifta driver tell fell upon my lead and the gimlet upon pon the alio table now for less matter than the wounds that I 1 received I 1 liao hae known respectable citizens to lo be taken to city firn put into alcoholic wards ward where they lost their lives and reputations in a few hours the table received only a slight scratch it cost no ito moro more than luan 37 whon when it ft was new while my herld head Is ii worth twice that sum per wook mook to anybody who runs a newspaper yol yet no married man will viii bo be in doubt as to lo which one of 0 us maulo wept dept over liu eliut by promising that 1 I would riot not purposely do it ft ag again I 1 in 1 I 06 obtained peace and wo we proceeded with our work 1 I put up tip the lie brackets where maude told mo me to and then I 1 put them in another place at her request and was as because I 1 pull out tile the harow holes and shift them to where they show then standing slim line upon the table I 1 hold in an end of the ell curtain r up to tile the pole and mauds turned her critical oyo eye Is upon pon it now flow jibe blie asked severely ica can n I 1 see A anything n g when youre standing right lu lei ron rail 1 ol of it now how I 1 inquired with onual equal severity cin can I 1 hold up tip this curtain without boing being pro present sool isyou if you were further this way sho she said aeling the table hut but I 1 did not po go that way the table went I 1 wont went the other way slid and put pui ono one foot down through tho the top lot of an eapen t 0 upholstered clair and yet adlor wo had argued over ovar tills this event for a few mile aln uses it was substantially decided that I 1 was the only fool in tile tho family I 1 lie ho noti next regular business before the meeting was the faste fastening sling of tho the curlain to tile tho rings upon the dalr bolt this wits was done dona hy by buean of A contrivance ikc like a safety pin pill so called bebau because o when it ft man mail fastens fasten ll it you can call bet with nith perfect safety chrt it it ill lint stay also it is 11 to I 1 that lio lie sticks slicks it into his fingers the uso use of thusn plus pins led to isome words worda but as alroy are ara riot nol lu in the dictionary I 1 will omit them here and by the way as to this matter of swearing I 1 should explain that I 1 use tiso only the down hast east method the true yankee 1 tar far too shrewd to swear by anything that may get him into trouble her oil after fter xo no indeed ho ha bleci that neighbor who be has tile the anost oro ornamental and c ox pros sive name naine and swears by him this method Is quite but vory very grateful to the fo dingi in times of trial I 1 on oil really oi loos occasions I 1 generally call upun upon a maiden lady who lived in III Const motion 1510 io about twenty years year ho ago her front from naino was Motil nad aud tile other ono one was mottos moses I 1 can strongly recommend roco inmond this naino ho lo 10 pori sons sona of a ion it t lis as the iha adv antigo of being almost wicked wic koi on in account of the ibo muses I 1 well I 1 got cot upon the table again and put pul ilia 1111 poll into the maude miudo led bad mean meanwhile whIlo atta cheti ii the curtan curtain to lo the clogs rl ir aad it looked to tho c iraldo careless eo CB aa n ir if skin llin job vaa dour done haild didd chat it ib baig even OIK it of if ilo brac brackee lra clos koe HI ivak too loo liili I 1 od tills this bracket and that end of tile dolowith po lowith my myliann hand then sald said that somo some of llio aho pins worn loo IBO liili high up lip in ill the fabric and colliers loo low down I 1 balanced balli ired the po on my joy shoulder f and h 1 it to ro move olio of the pins pills holding Loli lins tho in fit my mouth aa m Is z western lawmaker duld ills his bogits whilo tile chaplain is opening the abo legislatures with braer As I 1 atoo I 1 thus lluis will both hands full fill of pins pill my mouth full or and OLO curtain polo trying to 0 o roll oil off my shoulder our bell ball rang there la Is always trouble abon out our hell bell tines S omo how though of a ills position llon a bro are never reedy to 10 people vi we c generally run rose around and fall over bawit other 0 tho th servant is io calmly fixing tit ir r hair so io that thai I 1 will look worse llian ardinary aid inary vital site got BOI to the iho door true I 1 had told her to io admit nobody on oil this evening but that thai only tile visitors chances of getting in I 1 begged macedo to take lalic a low fow ol of the or olt me wh I 1 li I 1 went to put pul on oil a collar but sho ilio wits win agitated for anar that a cushion on oil the back backof it her favorite chair hang straight silo sho would woold have lot no ina hang elliar straight or sooner tha than re leave leavo that important mahlor unsullied I 1 dared not ROI got down from rom tho table t ble because if I 1 ceased to support my end and of the ho curtain it ft would pull tile other oilier braco brace out in tny my a mony I 1 clinched clenched my lands hinds upon tho the idels and thon then I 1 called upon mehitabel tabel moses and bebau begau to bacco tho the table on wheels answered to my tor for action nith moral beal than it slid backward and nd forward so that my legs must mul havo vanished from froin view like tile the spokes of a flying wheel then ij III suddenly dissolved from froin beneath benent li me when tho the girl ushered mr and mrs jisser jigger tile the very sw ellort people wo we ihnow knon into our parlor lei in deharco of tiny iny orders and tlc alc a caucus canons of polito society I 1 was on ilia floor lei in the embrace of to ilia curtain curl and maud had fixed evera move moveably moveable able thing lei ill the room so thai it was croo keder than it lead had boon before since ive B wont went to housekeeping put int jigger is a rood good fellow tor for all his style ile entered right into ln 0 o the spit spirit it of the tiling thing helped ina to P put t up ilia pom pout leers and when ben ho he departed took with him our heartiest good wishes and nearly a square yard of 0 our court plaster on his heads hands and face HOWARD to Difre retice III 1 I was in mississippi during bics tics big bg overflow ol of tio tho father of waters lam la M it ci pring and wont went out on OD one of tie alio a boats soot sent to rescue those living lei in tho the bottom lands said rev hev max Js Nani anmann nann wo found ono colored family consisting of father mother and nine children dren perched up in tho the branches of a tree the river running like a millrace beneath them they had bad boon been there thera for twelve hour boiar 1 I he old man had bad saved his bis fiu fill dlo and nai as saia lug away at it for dear life but played nothing but tho the most drimal caulp meeting tunes after we had hakop take then on oil board and supplied thum them with food lie ho again sought his fid CJ dlo but this time it save gavis forth very differ different ont sounds reels jigs JIBS and ruin minstrel melodies followed hard upon each others hens hows this I 1 inquired nhon hen 3 rou ell veera up tip in tile the tree you TOU only oaly music now you play the tuno tune the devil lores ores wall y asce see boss bosi lie he replied scratching his woolly hand when a pat po sio sinners ners up tip in a tree his bis mich or dopple up lip aln agin his backbone an jordan an do de judgment a sL clarill arill him in do fals fais hoa has apt to turn 1 tho the hawd when ahou hes got or cr good plank under him an is full clean up to ilia balk with tilled tabors in n salt pok ho he done laluk miscall debbia not noi a bract brack fellor feller aftan all thais about the size of it st ht lout louis globe demoa atan old story retold many years nao ago tho choro was cur cuarenta renta a very absurd and wholly improbable story about a certain visit paid by tennyson and browning Brownl ns to parts paris where they lodged at tho the grand hotel browning who had a bad cold asked tennyson bho has going out to tell tho the people in tile bureau not to lot let the firo fire go out 11 Tenny sons stock of french was scant but lie ho put his head into tho the office and said vc ne balsi sortir to foo carfa mst sul was the reply irately and the manager who foo tor for foia oil instead of as tennyson meant it tor for fees cai thought drowning browning had gono gone mad I 1 and had bad him safely locked in his room tent until 11 his companion returned Lo london yulon world liate their ways why did dawson leave hawser co his like ilbo the way they did things what did they do ilke 11 bounced lifus him 11 puck coppe mining 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