Show Short Stories ones a la Ia Mode J With Explanatory Notes I I By WEX JONES 6 Icy The Tale Talc of 01 the th Tropics It was in the Cafe Care de la In Doughnut dOr dOrthe dOrthe dOrthe the only place In the tho New ew Hebrides where one InO may hope nope to find and passable cognac 1 that I first saw him Oh mo parable scoundrel pointed him out to me mc r I saw a man long lean and lithe with eyes 2 So this was Juan the man who had every republic In Central America I Later when I had bad bought him thirteen or four fourteen fourteen fourteen teen cognacs lie he told me this 3 Just back of Punta Arenas on the hills above San Jose near the Agua Fria River my friend Villanova was encamped with his army A good comrade he was nibbled by a n shark afterward on the occasion of or his bis first venture Into Inta the water I out Dot on this occasion he be was despondent desp nd nt had twice as many men and I three Maxims Caramba ombre 4 cheer up op I 1 said Bald saidI I 1 will wID rout this and bli hia cra cravens crae yens vens e ns Taking with me ten oC or the generals generali 1 I equipped them with stout American shoes and led them headlong through the fire until we reached lines Unes Step on their toes caballeros l I I 1 shouted Not ot a man of or the enemy had bad a It pair of shoes Unable to endure our attack the Terra I broke broke and aud ran Villanova entered i the capital l and made me Minister of For Foreign alga eign Affairs What made you quit I 1 asked Foreign affairs responded Juan Mul ready emptying his glass glus 1 Gives Giro in an Impression of ot wide travel 2 A good for an n eel l 3 Introduction sites gives i n color and fin fills spare pace i 4 Local color coler The Story o of 01 the Game Garne The grandstand was a riot of color 1 and ordinary cusses waved ban banners banners ners of at Jale Blue and Interstate Correspondence Correspondence dence deuce College sheets of writing paper Fair faces glowed with excitement and fairest of all Inez FI bat cheered on the I C C for tor was not Jack Inkpen right stenographer of the team 1 It was I C Cs kickoff off and when aj a messenger rushed In with a n special delivery letter to Jabs Jalcs captain the excitement was terrific The game was on and every In Instant stant a 11 letter camo with nn an I C C move until at last Jack Inkpen with lightning speed fired In a faultless letter for a touch touchdown touchdown touchdown down The scene was indescribable as the root rooters rooters ers ere on the ground yelled their heads off and ten or eleven bundred hundred letters came pouring In n from the College Collego with the I L C CC CC CC C yell As It happened there was no further scoring ing lug and Jack tad had won the day As AI she left I the grounds she mailed this letter Jetter to Jack JackI I will learn to love you By Dy return mall mail came pine the reply But Dut not In do a dense school chool 1 I The be only beginning The Instructive In Story Martha sighed Dash Dagh Da h It she ahe exclaimed leres heres Charley Char Charley Charley ley bringing home homo ten men to dinner and Its Marcelles day out Thoughtless chump 1 But Dut I suppose Ill have bae to get them something to eat Donning a large apron Martha entered the spotless kitchen which was washed with water heated to 21 12 degrees every everyday everyday everyday day Placing everything handy bandy she was vms soon at nt work Let me see ee she mused Yes Ies I t will roast the chicken and In five minutes the j bird was shaved of or its feathers Martha always kept a sharp knife for the purpose 2 and cooking nicely In the oven I Next Martha peeled the potatoes removing removing log ing the skins skI us with a n knife and placing the thee I potatoes In water for tor the purpose of ot boiling I them 3 In five minutes everything was cooking and Martha went to have a nap after which she dressed taking care to smooth the wrinkles out of or her ber face tace with a fiat flat flatIron Iron When the guests arrived everything I Iwas was ready and the dinner was pronounced a great success giving some of ot the visitors visitor such an appetite that they stopped in to a chophouse on the way home homet 1 t Vigor Igor 2 z Neat Neit O at Introduction of advice 3 Moro More |