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Show Don't Maiie a Fool of Yourself: The story is told of a certain legal gentleman who, on a recent occasion, indulged in the flowing bowl until he was in a high slate of conviviality. Going home about 2 a.m. he thought to "bo cood" and pull the wool over his wife's eyes. He dulled his clothes as carefully and with as little noiso as possible, under the circumstances, and then sat down by and coni-i coni-i rueuced to vigorously rock the cradle, I thinking that when, his wile awoke I she would discover him in the laud-1 laud-1 able domestic feat of keeping the 1 child still. He had rocked for about 1 fifteen minutes, when Mrs. I arose in bed and said : "Now I that's too thiu. Dju'I make a fool I of yourself any more, but get into 1 J1. The baby is here !" 1 He was sobered. |