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Show Love and Bald Heads. No one who looks down from a gallery in a church upon a devout aud God-like congregation can fail to notice bow prone the Christian is to the loss of hie hair. Piety and baldheadedneea seem to go together, that tho bead of the believer might be a shining light, a city on the hills. And yet if one goes to a Godless theatre, the same thing is observable. WorldlineuB is as had as piety. The bloated capitalist and the horny-handed son of toil are equally liable to barefootedncss en the top of the bead. And this, too, in the face of the fact that proud science bac long since wrestled with the problem, and inventions innumerable in-numerable announce themselves as causing a luxuriant growth of air. Baldheadedneea, however, does not impair im-pair a man's value in the ordiuary afltiira of life. He can buy or sell, inaure, run a bank or accept an office, with not enough hair on bis rn inalrn a first-clam nvphrnw: but wbcu it comes to making love to a girl it is very much in the way. There is a great deal of capillary attraction in love. Girls adore a handsome suit of gloesy hair. It is lovely. And when a lover comes to woo ber with the top of his bead shining like a greased pumpkin, he is at a disadvantage. disad-vantage. Just aa the words that glow and the thoughts that burn begin to awaken in her bosom a sympathetic thrill, abe may happen to notice two or three flies promenading over bis phrenological organs and all ia over. Girls are bo frivolous. She immediately immedi-ately becomes more intereeted in theae flies than in all his lovely language. While he ia pouring out hie love and passion ahe is wondering bow the flies manage to hold on to Buch a slippery surface. |