Show dressed chicken she wanted to surprise her husband with a chicken dinner but after she b had gone out into their litins chicken run and captured a toothsome looking young rooster there she lost her nerve she simply bear to hand it the axe there was waa a small bottle ot of chloroform in the house however so she decided to prepare his forthe or the oven via the anaesthesia route he succumbed quickly but horror he be recovered consciousness as toon goon as she had finished plucking him stricken with remorse then she clother his naked form in fix a hastily made suit of white flannel that fitted him like a regular varsity made garment then men she turned him out into the chicken run again editors insist upon happy endings of stories nowadays so BO the remainder of this tale Is better left untold sufficient to say that although fine feathers make fine birds white flannel never made this boosier rooster himself again |