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Show THE LADIES. Mi-. Lr. W.Jk'-T i- utl i'-i Aui?k-.k. Mr. AKr.i:;;uii Linculn simiiiu-r in , C.uiuJu. Bu'i.il'.i h.,. .in 'Af.uU'iny ui th Hi.iy Aii-.o,," I iu tiio pupik ure Mi- Snjft.,,1" Tio . L".iiii; n vory i "nii'iil" KiMir. li:,nm nw.iy with A H.-jivi' -ii-l w.ilk-ri ti:'iy miles in ' lux- il.iy-. Im.-v-i- ..i. :iud "hirti out in Iu'liaiui to h.-i.- mm. ""Tii'-'y ,iU i.iiu in n -imw .ie,"iv:ie the P'lnaik ui' a ntntl Iti'ly wlio re-i.-L-mly ;ilt..-iiiiil ;V l'tl!ivf:l!. The -.um- in n :. tiuit ki IK vt a man nt Li.'.in-i..,ii, hid.. v;i htiuiLU-U to haul tinuMuw t.., th... ;iiK't-.il. Tho "'(ioru'iu cuil" is the name of ' a n-.'U li. ;nt-v;n ut" tho -'uv anti shape uf an uId-i';i.-iii..niiAl -(raw !vo-hive. ' A ryutial la-.ly. atiiLT iiK'litic-d to j tlirt, .say- niu-t nlrii aro liko a cold I yitv i.';i.-il- i-anu'nt. hut hanl to get ritl of. Uiiiduo wuim-n uwu s.-(i,000,000 vuiti of oniaiiieiit-t. They must liave jou-lry, even if they wear no- The llanll.nl (..,".. lias eom- lnouciil tu talk aKmi "The educA- tiuii of vviiinon." What a preposterous preposter-ous notiun ! At a recent ' " l'ah ii n;Llc wedding" iii "ov York, the mother of the bride wore in her "silver white hair a simple sim-ple white feather." 'Sarato-a trunk on the hrain" i now fully reeu-uizel hy the medical taouity as a malady peeuliar to the titahionablc women uf New York. Siam is an unjjallitut countrv. There, the first wife may be divorced; di-vorced; and. after that every wife may be .sold fur ea.sh or traded for a yellow dug. The wunieii of Wetzel county, W. Ya.", have lunmil n vigilance com-inittee com-inittee to prevent their husbands visiting visit-ing the grass-widuws who abound in those parts. I While a pretty Omaha girl was getting get-ting married, one of her jilted lovers walked into a back room and smashed up the handsome bridul presents, Mirv, Anthony is oljeetcd to by some ladies as not having sufficient beauty for the forerunner of the female-suffrage sleigh; but she will do if she has belles on the horses. York perambulates the city Tvitli her instrument of torture and a family of three' children mounted in a gorgeously gorge-ously painted hand-cart. In Paris they have gone back to tho "limp" style of a century ago, short-waisU, short-waisU, no crinoline, and all the characteristics of the belles of A!" macks as wo see them in old prints. It is fun (o watch the bathers from the beach at Long Branch, for a while; but when you sec a lady turn a somersault in a billow, and come out right side up. you have a surf-feat. surf-feat. A chap given lo statistics estimated i that over 2,000 toes were frozen dur- 1 j ing the past winter, by young ladies i keeping their beaux lingering at the gate instead of asking them into the i parlor. i Norwegian and Swedish girls who I have been doing kitchen work at j Sioux City, have made their excuses , to their mistresses and hired out in , the harvest fields at from two to three ! dollars a day, A veracious exchange stales that "a Philadelphia surgeon was called the other day to a house up-town to I amputate the leg of a woman. He is a near-sighted man, and he got into the wrong room and calmly sawed off the limb of the servant girl, who was a German, who had come over two days before, and who thought it was one of the customs of the country-: ' |