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Show FOR THE LADIES, Secrelsaro a mortgage on friendship. Tho advance puard A betrothal riog. "loflatahlo rubber bustleo" aro announced. an-nounced. An Italian princess h a circus rider at Montreal. Many plain young ladies live to Lo protty old ootfs. Chine?o women sell for $703 a piece in British Columbia. The nobby boot for ladiea will this winter bo niado of velvet. Amusement failing in love, and being be-ing kicked out by the old man. Carlotta Patii and Sitinor Mario appear ap-pear at Detroit, November 1. Mndarco Gcorcc Sand is jroing to leoture in Belgium and Holland. Mrs. Joaquin Miller intends to continue con-tinue to make things lively for Joaquin. Four English lady tourists reached tho summit of Mont Blanc last month. Miss Kato Field, for domestic reasons, rea-sons, will not leuturo in tbo west thin seon. During the pnpt week there were in New York 4SS deaihs, 444 births, and lM marriaiics. A new ntle of earrinv is a t'msle peirl or diamond, with a liisieaiDfi like a screw etud. Wedding enrds are uow issued with tho notice, "No plated ware," printed in one corner. The latest importation in ladies' glovoa consist of Knglish calf, in dark walking colours. One of the last pieces of Fanny Fern's writiug closed with "Oh, God, I thank thco that 1 live."' A young lady has brought a libel suit against her mother as tho only means of getting a mother-in-law. What did the young lady mean when she said to her lover, "You may bo too late for the cars, but you may take a buss." ,l Deep in my heart a birdling dwells" is a new song, and not a ease for the doctors, as might at first bo suggested. The sweet voice of the sorghum mill is heard in Kansas, and whole families of children are siuok together with molasses. A young man in Davenport who married a young woman a fortnight ago, after ..n acquaintance of four weeks, is mistine. It is not tho latticed casement nor the high gablo that attracts, but the brilliant flowers and tho trailing vines that embower theoi. It costs only seven hundred dollars in Chicago for a cobbler to beat h e wifo nearly to death with a base ha1! club. "To what base uses do wo come at last" An Indianapolis lady, 70 years old, has attended ever- circus within reach since she was a year old, and has consumed con-sumed over 300 cord of yellow gingerbread. ginger-bread. Colonel Tennie C. Claflin is said to order her phalanx to halt thus : "Now the very instant I stop speaking 1 want every man of you to stand still whtie he is. I will be minded. Halt!" Better t" hope, though tbB clonl bang low, Anl to k-t-i ttie pjci mil .ifted ; For tlie nweot IiIup sky will nvtt p-ep tlironjjh, Vhio tli ominon clou Is a-e rilu-d. Tl rro was never a nuhl without a day. Or an orenlue Without a morning i And (lif d.irkijt tuiur as tlit- proverb goes, It the Ituur before lho d iwoiug. |
