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Show 1XKLI.XGS. The woman's elurj the broomstiuk. -The "Pacific niaihs" rjTiiet hus-ands. hus-ands. Most i'C0le sleep harder on soft etls. 1 Gratitude is the memory of the loarL J House jainters are the most persist-nt persist-nt huers of wood. The best way to make lime go last s to use the spur of the moment. What big tiling can a man have in iw pocket and yet have it entirely' mpty 'i A big hole. Oliver Wendell Huluics calls a kiss ' , lisping consonant. He should have ,dded, also, that it usually follows i-vowal. The besetting evil of our age is the cmptation to squander and dilute nought on a thousand different lines )f inquiry. j Posthumous charities lire the very' issence of selfishness, when bequeathed ' jy those who, when alive, would part ; ivith nothing. j Another cat show is to be held at the i Crystal l'alaee, England. Special! prizes are offered lor workinguien's .ats by the Royal Society lor the Prevention Pre-vention of Cruelty to Animals. A Rochester girl says : "Never while men chew tobacco will I go to I the polls to vote. This country may I go to ruin before I will have my clothes spoiled or oven jeopardized."' A Pittslield (Mass.) woman makes her living by assessing regularly on the J liquor dealers of the town Si 6 apiece. ' They pay it readily rather than aland a prosecution under Maine law. An old minister, tho other day, asked a woman what could be done to induce her husband to attend church, "i don't know," she replied, "unless you were to put a pipe and a jug of whisky in the pew." This is the way a Troy reporter congratulates con-gratulates a friend on his marriage : One more unfortunate, Weary of life, Jtnslily importunate, Taken a wife. A Washington editor is mad because a compositor headed his editorial "The Champagne Opened," when he wrote "The Campaign Opened." lie says that printer is always thinking about something to drink. An ill tempered contemporary says that Pennsylvania should shake in her ; shoes at tho news of tho discovery of; coal in Rhode Island; for should the I seam prove middling thick, and under-1 lie the whole State, the product would: be as much as seven bushels. Thero are many shining qualities in i tho mind of man, but there is none j more useful than discretion; it is this, indeed, which gives a value to all tho rest, which sets them at work in their proper times and places, and turus them to the advantago oi the person j possessed of thein. Addison. Mrs. Henderson, of Raleigh, N. C., never has had any luck with husbands, ! to speak of, as two have been hung, 1 and a third is under arrest for murder. I She would like to make the acquaint- i ance of a real niec moral man, with a1 view to matrimouy. No wonder the1 poor lady is discouraged trying to live i happily, but men are so uncertain. |