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Show A Wisconsin teacher Las been lined 62 for whipping a pupil. j It is reported that Mr. Jefferson -avis is to settle in New York. j Col. Alhambra Vesuvius Dawson i the name of a southern editor. A Kentucky school master recently aarried one oi'hia pupils, a girl oi' 12. Florida clergymen speak ngaiorit the iabit of church members carrying re-olvera. re-olvera. I The bootblacks at some of the New t'ork railroad depots are to wear a init'orm. i Where ought we ulways to hod the nilk of hman kindness? In the pale ' )f the church. The hats at present iVhionuLIc with he ladies, are exact reiroduciion.i ot dioiie worn in 83n. A very helpless Pittsburgh tailor advertises Cor "one or two steady eirls, to help on pantaloons." A Connecticut newspaper anuounocp thut ''of the live lady converis" recently re-cently baptized in Waierbury, "three were gentlemen." A Milwaukie datkey has .sued one oi the eily papers !'or libel, in eharpinj; him with beinr a member id" the Ueorgitt legislature. I( has been remaikvd th:it in New' York, the conductors of the horse ear.-; on the sis cent lines rel'usc to as.soci-1 ate with their prol'es.-ioml bretluvn ol ' the live ceul Hue.-:. j A Galcsbur.i,' farmer whose pew run ' was raised to $25, exclaimed : "(.jrcat Cresar, here's a nice stale oi' afl'.i;rs the gospel going up and pork going down. What's to become ot' us?" Somebody shows by statistics that Methodist ministers are shorter lived than others by about twenty-three per cent, notwithstanding the chickens they cat and the mothodical way in which they live. A man in Washington only belongs to four hundred and ninety-nine secret societies. He is unhappy becauso refused re-fused admittance to the "Seven Serious Seri-ous Jackasses," the number being complete without him. A young man asked a young lady her age, and she replied : ''6 times 7 and 7 times 3 added to my age will ex-oeed ex-oeed 6 times 9 and 4, as double m.. age exceeds 20." The young man said he thought she looked much older. An exchange tells that, "at twentj years of age, Leland Stanford nrrivet: in California with only one fchirt to hi; back. Since then, by close attentior to busine3, he has accumulated ovci ten millions." What can a inau wan with ten million shirts? A teacher riuestioning littlo boy; about the gradations in the scale of be ing, asked: "What comes next tt man?" And here a littlo shaver wh( was evidently smarter under a defea in a previous question, immediate!; distanced all competitors, by promptl; shouting, "Ilia undershirt, marm 1" A colored man was once asked wh; he did not get married. "Why, yoi see, sah," said ho, "I got an o!c mud der, and I nab to do Jbr her, ye sec sah, an' ef I didn't buy shoes an stockins she wouldn't get none. Not eflwas get married, I'd hah to bu dem tings for my wife, and dat 'ud b takin' dc shoes and stocking right ou ob my ole mudder's mouf." |