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Show Don't Stand by the Stoye after Using Benzine. The Cleveland Leader says a gentleman of leisure in that city, who resides on the West Side, and piidcs himself on his personal per-sonal appearance, lately sought to remove re-move a grease spot from his coat tail by the free use of benzine, and then stood close to tho stoye that the odor migh evaporate more quickly. He was quite correct in his theory, but unfortunate unfor-tunate in practice, for bclbrc ho could say Jack Robinson he was turning cartwheels cart-wheels through tho window, and there was not enough coat-tail left to make a "weskit" for a doll baby. He does not ride horseback now, and sleeps on all fours like a mule. |