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Show Taming of the Bridegroom. Mr. Spillman had just married a second wile. On the day after the wedding Mr. S. remarked : "I intend, Mrs. Spillman, to enlarge my dairy." "You mean our dairy, uiy dear," replied Mrs. Spillman. "No," quoth Mr. Spillman, "I intend in-tend to enlarge my dairy ' "Say our dairy, Mr. Spillman." "No, my dairy." "Say our dairy, say our " screamed she, seizing the poker. "My dairy, my dairy!" yelled the husband, "Our dairy, our dairy !" screeched the wife, emphasizing each wrtrd with a blow on I he back of her fringing spouse. Mr. Spillman retreated under the bed. In passing under tho bed-clothes his hat was brushed oft. He remained under cover several minutes, waiting for a lull in the storm. At length his wife saw him thrusting his head out at the foot of the bed much like a turtle from ils shell. "What aro you looking for?" exclaimed ex-claimed the lady. "I am looking forourhat, ray dear," says he. |