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Show WANTS TO BE A "BOLISEM AN." ' The following is a correct copy of an application for a position on the police (brce, which found its way into the scrap-basket at headquarters yesterday yester-day : Meester Yinkuns : Vat I vants ish ter phse mit dcr bolise, und ash I hab nix spake der inttlich so much as shannon, den vad is der Mader is I cannix. Lasnite in das tarn nigger shurch next to mine house. Oh gud ratius as dat nuLc vot I never hear before in all my life. Tem nigger he gits und he hallow, hal-low, oh Loro oh Lord, und den de hole crowd, he shnmp up, and he hallow hal-low amen! shust like a hole many of a tamp phools. Meester Yinkuns, it ish du bad ve poor sharmuns vot vorks ail d iy cannix git mit sleep fur torn tarn niggers in der nite times. L if I git pinted mit der bolise und I see der mans trunk well! I shu-t dakc hnu home on de bett und shleep. Uif I see a rite veil, das ish all r.te, let d;it mans vat fite, file it so be Ider i-h gud und de besht vum vip nnd de vum ash vot geets de vipping shust 'lake hun mitsihatun haus, da?h u-h all, Meester Yinkur.s. Chris. Kohrnmann, und der Pokahuni-s street. Louisville Co nrier-Jou rn a !. |