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Show is kl.r ;;. A mat: w!:-h :. eeoMiiijC who says Jio kits loss 'car-; of thtij.w of death than the jaw.-, of li to. Some one says it' tins night air is a-s unhiitliy ai tho doctor sny it is, how do they aecount 'or the longevity r.t owls'.' Iloheii.'.ollern's giveu naiii-j is Leo- old Kticnne ('htaies Autonia Gustavo Idward Thassillo. Ho lias no middle lame or oiher initials. Tho entire police foive of a Potmsyl-rani'.i Potmsyl-rani'.i town resigned in a body, the other day, from lone-:o!uenes-. It Tsas a man named Jones. A Wisconsin jrentfoniau. insisted upon putting himself on the free list of a civets by crawling under the canvas, lately, and in a debate with the gentlemanly gentle-manly and urbane proprietor, was gathered to his fathers. A Detroit lady complains that her hufb.m I has a iaucy to "gaze lovingly upon her while holding her out at arms leugih by the hair; caressing her checks in a way that lifts her clear across the parlor without a come-down uniil she stops for good. ' ' A member of the Pennsylvania legislature, legis-lature, in defending mothers-in-law said, "I know 'em Mr. Speaker; have had several. They're a good and use-full use-full class, and yet and yet with the best of them there may be trouble." A school committee man, not over a thousand miles from the ''Hub," in making some remarks at the close of an examination of the school, thus complimented and criticised the scholars: "You read well, and you spell well, but you hain't sot still.'' A Tennessee editor has rceived a basket of potatoes with a note in which the lady says: "I cannot, at the moment, send you other vegetables." And then the editor goes off and says: ''These little tokens of friendship make little spots in memory's waste in after years. ' ' Miss Eleanor Spencer, of New York, has just been married in Paris, to Prince Virginius Yicovro. Comte Bo-Jognitti Bo-Jognitti Cenci. She is rich, and he is titled; and she gains a title which she did not have before, and he gains his regular meals, which will he something new for him, perhaps. Detroit Tribune. Tri-bune. A Texas editor has had presented to him, by his admiring lady readers, an embroidered shirt, which represents a pictorial history of the State, including includ-ing the Mexican war. The editor wears tho shirt outside of his coat, and wherever he goes he is followed by crowds of admiring boys studying from the bai-k of it the tine arts and booking themselves in Texas polities. |