Show WIT AIm HUMOR Yonkem Statesman Jack Wheres Bill now I t What doing Uaisirg alms Doin what Raising msmaklng the tenderfeet throw up their hands Detroit Free Press What made you quit the club Billy Repson enough I can tell you I worked five years to be elected treasurer and then they insisted on putting In a cash register Ohio State Journal Daughter what time did your company leave last night Why papa he I staged honje at half Never rnad when he started f want to know when he left Indianapolis Journal Sir said the patriotic politician may I inquire whether you consider voting a duty or a privilege Neither one said the pessimistic mug wump oolt Is nothing but a habit Atlanta Constitution The following lines have been carved on the tombstone of a North Carolina moonshiner Killed by the government for making I whisky out of corn grown from seed furnished fur-nished by a congressman Judge Hotel Rates Hewitt I had a nightmare the last time I was at that hotel Jewett What of H HewIU I foolishly mentioned It to the clerk the next morning and he charged me for the use of one horse Chicago Tribune An Exception Teacher conducting review In geography How is the urface of the earth divided di-vided Smart Boy Into onefourth land and threefourths water cepting the Chicago river which is about half an half Yonkers Statesman Bacon Have you seen Spocket lately EgbertNo Hes a sight to see Face all cut arm In sling and walks lame How did he do iton his bicycle No If lie could have stayed on the bicycle hed have been all right |