| Show z the meaning of patience tle the teacher was telling the meaning of patience to the small boy so atter after explaining that patience was walling waiting for things contentedly she said now suppose you wanted something very much and your mother give it to you lust just when you asked for it what would she say shed say go away and dont bother mel said the boy after the event blanche tell me Flor florenc how frank happened to kiss you florence it was kinder hinder tunny funny you see frank asked me it if I 1 was fond ot of kissing I 1 like to show my ignorance so I 1 said oh yes awfully fond of it blanche and then florence then he kissed me but tween you and me blanche my answer was right after all PROOF 4 TNT 1 J mrs rafferty mihe alike was waa a fine an all considerate husband mr Is that so mrs rafferty tr ile he always aldaya hit me wid th soft end it if tb broom had the right idea mrs henpeck I 1 think henry that our daughter has made a very satisfactory marriage and that she will succeed very well in the management of 0 her husband henry henpeck why do you think go BO mrs henpeck 1 overheard her talking to him this morning and she got him to agree to a proposition like this if you will do as I 1 want I 1 promise to do t the he same knew what he would want clerk I 1 am to be married shortly you manage to increase my salary a little employer really but ill tell you what ill do tor for you my boy ill shorten your hours during the first three months so that you can spend your evenings at homo home and after that ill lengthen them again so ED that you will have an excuse to get away ariy in arizona the coroner have you any idea what caused the strangers death broncho pete yep ile he die died d from heart trub ble the coroner are you sure broncho pete Sar tenly the heart a ace an he had it up his sleeve bleeve see beet ready for action miles 1 I understand knox and howell have at last buried the hatchet and are working together for political advancement giles they may have burled buried the hatchet but ill bet each of them has baa a hammer up hla his sleeve such dear friends too I 1 clara ill tell you a secret dear it if promise never to repeat it maude all right out with it clara fred proposed to me last night maude laude oh say bay he do it awkwardly though force of habit 1 I appreciate the tact fact that you have honored me with a proposal said laid the dear girl but are you sure your love for me Is the real thing perhaps not frankly replied the young drug clerk but it Is less expensive and lust just as good his philosophy how Is ig it old roan man that whenever I 1 pass you way youre lust just a dancing in the sunshine bless god exclaimed the old darky 1 I got so much trouble I 1 jest has to dance I 1 atlanta constitution wa wanted anted distance do you think I 1 am capable of playing a part asked the stage struck youth 1 I do replied the busy manager and the farther apart we are when you act the better it will suit me the cynical spinster it if you were married said the summer in er girl would you believe everything your husband told you no answered hiss bliss Ca cayenne but for or the sake bake of peace in the family id make him believe I 1 believed it why she doctori 1 see what the matter Is 13 its dyspepsia all you have to do Is laugh bear heartily before and after each meal ineal 1 lira airs blin blinks ks im possible impossible I 1 gat the belli myself and wash the dishes pasture repartee first lamb well how do ewe like the wether my buck second lamb bah youre trying to pull the wool over my eyes but im too young to fleece presents from cuba for his wife yes I 1 have just returned from cuba said J G connaughton last night 1 I brought back with me some nice presents tor for my wife what are they well a box of cigars a fine panama hit hat and an old spanish pipe do I 1 think she will enjoy such presents well why not last christmas she gave me a bottle of perfume a fur mutt muff and a ladys diamond ring resourceful widow mrs airs bangs so that pretty widow Is really married so soon again eh old bangs yes mrs airs bangs but her late husbands will expressly stipulated that it if she took a second husband her legacy was to revert to his most distant relative old bangs where she was foxy oxy she hunted up the relative and married him righting a wrong but she protested 1 I have been told that you are a reformed rake false he replied why I 1 never even thought of reforming asked and answered little willie a cannibal paa pa pi pa one who loves his fellow man my son bon to the point what are you here for inquired the prison visitor for two reasons replied the boston burglar 1 I was sent here for or breaking in im still here for the reason that I 1 have not broken out between friends fred the girl I 1 am engaged to Is very poor in fact she chasn t anything at all joe tough and she will have still less aft afia i ille e marries you I 1 not a safe bet yes my boy said the parson during a call as he be laid his hand on the family bible every word in ID this book Is true well I 1 know the words are true rejoined the wise youngster but I 1 advise you to bet on the figures sister has b been een with on the family record page chatting at breakfast time confound this breakfast food roared stubbs bringing his fist down on the table like a trip hammer 11 1 1 I 1 want eggs do you hear bear eggs right said mrs airs stubbs 1 I like to see you make an RES BBS of yourself 1 I suppose you do madam you think it if im an ass I 1 can eat oats enough of trouble 1 I suppose you will marry when you grow up said the visitor pleasantly no replied the thoughtful little girl innocently mamma says papa Is more care than the children so BO I 1 guess the care of my children will be enough tor for me about the care of a husband his explanation but why I 1 asked the good wife are a r e you S so 0 a anxious u s t to 0 s secure t the b e top you f flat 1 a t in t that ha t t ten en s story t or y apartment pa r t ment house because explained the household freight payer the elevator would be a great help to us in bringing up the children fine finish got it at once I 1 fact Is said the one man 1 married because I 1 was lonely as much as tor for any other lother reason to put it tersely I 1 married tor for sympathy well said the other man you have mine london tit gits bits misunderstood luk heah remus how bow it is ali ab doan see yo at eny mo why de pawson insulted me how so ile he only sed cum on yo horny handed sons ob toll toil i ah thought he sed horney homey headed dat means meana old satan A sleep walker newitt hes a somnambulist I 1 guess you might call me one too newitt why surely you dont walk in your sleep oh no but I 1 walk the baby in his sleep now they dont speak no man could kiss me said miss nun with eded emphasis oh I 1 dont know rejoined miss dimples some men aro are awfully reckless EASY arp mrs denton benton holme doctor my husbands heart beats very weakly dr phil graves ill soon stop that thal such inconstancy he I 1 wonder it if there la in another girl in the whole world so sweet as ai my little sweetheart she that how dare you think of another girl I 1 shant speak to you for a week eek stray stories the scare that failed edgar there are arc mic robes in one plate of 0 see fee cream ethel oh lets have some how delightful to get so much of lor far rs rr wit 1 l vondyl |
