Show Amusing British Newspapers The most enterprising feature of an English newspaper to an American is the advertisements which awaken a 1 recollection ofsomethingsomething i until the American recalls the stories by Dickens and Jhacleray Here is the firm of house furnishers which announces II an-nounces that they deliver goods in plaIn vans and another which says that they I hope if you do not buy from them you will not fall into dishonest hands we read next of Dirty Dicks established I establish-ed 1745 in Bishopgate street Without E C where historic wines are sold by the glass bottle dozen or gallon Then it i3 announced that a person I of rare discretion will lend money to persons of quality without security I and upon terms Itss than onctenth of I the charges of ordinary moneylenders moneylend-ers It must be admitted that the British advertiser in promises to do I anything and everything outdoes the American advertiser but at the same I time the American cant help but feel I a Hush of pride to see that the British I public is taken as more gullible than the American advertiser dares to hope jl of his own clientele I It is apparent that the editorials are I the most important part of the English I Eng-lish newspaper If the news received the same attention there would be little I chance for Americans to poke fun at British journals In a London news paperwhich claims the greatest circulation circu-lation in the worldof Oct 25a paper picked up at randomis a cablegram of 500 words from New York about the narrow escape of a young Englishman from buying a gold brick giving all the details except the mans name and I the cabled account of a wedding in high life describing minutely the dec r orations of the church but failing to name the church and from Turkey is a special dispatch stating that an anarchist an-archist was arrested on suspicion of intent on the German emperors life The Iecial correspondent says Hearing of this arrest I determine to goto he fountain head for information informa-tion Accerdingly he described his adventllrcf3 traversing the town of Haifa 90t night to tile residence cf the Turkish police official and at last I meeting he official the news Is confirmed con-firmed that an arrest ha been made An American corresponde who would telegrapl1 several hun Ired word Lout his own experiences without reealiug t iduntjy of the irrestcd mao Ill tile Circunutanl S of luis niest woj uuL hold his job longer than It would take to fire him But after all the advet tisements are the really interesting part of the English newspaper to the American Amer-ican They arc more amusing for example than an account of a trial like this A remarkable action Quinton vs Towers occupied a considerable part of yesterdays sitting of his honor Judge Geotge Lumley Smith Q C In tlie ArrowgateAlleyintheBoat lover court Mrs Quinton sought to recover C20 for board and lodging from Miss Towers a lady 102 years of age A r certain 111 Loftus appeared for the defendant His HonorOne cf you is committin6 gross perjury T dont know Which one yetPlaintiff Plaintiff deaed ceving the s C0 LoftusProju the Teceipes PlailltiffI vollll not hurt a Worm Laughter In answer to his honor sh ald 1bis and six other 1rUSCS rnl1 been dared by the vestry now LQftusHear hear PlaintiffI formerly sued in flilna pauperis The case was lItnIHd hy 1S honor Thrilling as this fs the advertiser who says tluit when leiuvrli goorl his employees < < will 10 a thIlSa1id lit tie ltindnessesr ilbout th louse Ith out charge is still beyond the touch of American competition l i t L |