| Show Laughable BnllsofTing Operators Op-erators The striding telegraph operator at Oiricinnati have been consitlerablj amused dt the bulla of the new operators or plugs as they ere called Here are some illustrations i John H Henry Gaioago Barnot House tonight eend word to my residence Leave tomorrow W H HIt H-It reached destination Earned House tonight send Ford to my reticence Leave tomorrow The recipient thinking hia brother W H H had suddenly baen bereft of reason and not knowing who Ford was come on to Cincinnati on tbe first train to prevent further incendi arhm where bo was enabled after much trouble to find out what tbe matter was A prominent clothing merchant t legrapbed a firm in New York from this city to Express the thitty fie coats at once referring to part of an order remaining unfilled for coatesiza thirtjfive The New York firm perplexed at receiving a demand to Expiess the thirlyfive cows at once and replied that they did not deal in cattle A leading brokers never toolegible fist wrote on a blank Uee your disoreticn in closing my deals Toe Chicago house to whom the telegram was directed are still cud gplinfe theirbrftins with Use four directions in chasing my dogs The Chicago house wittily responded res-ponded We tire willing to chose your doge but we havent ugentB enough to Bend to all the cardinal points oi the compass Please be more explicit ex-plicit as to directions A wealthy bachelor resident of Walnut Hills who is euramentig at Syyampacott telegraphed to some of hia feilofbachelors here Open my boase and circulate my wine Their consternation could only bave been augmented bad be been a Benedict for the tneseage mashed themOpen my now and circulate my wifeOne I One of the early morning messages I sent by a broker to one of his country coun-try dealers read dhoning up west better loan our fondeet hopes The country dealer read Scowing up west Bitter then our fondest hopes A young Ciucinnatiau who baa at some unprotected moment lost his heart to a winsome damsel in the neighboring city of Louisville bids fair to regain once more that palpitating palpi-tating muscle all on account of tbe following teegraphic peacedestroyer u1o Miss Louisville Ky May the silvered beam Amid golden light Wash the brow of my love tonight And keep her future ever bright CHARLIE It was evidently the birthday of the fair oar But the maudlin dogn re of her Chawlie was born to blush uu I seen It died an early death at the band of the < loyal teegrapher and when tbe swept recipient pictured the descending beam full of s Ii herr caused her to est star or en tbe wretch expressed it golden lights then and there Charlies case and fond hopes became a total wreck Witness tho Louisville rendition uTo Miss Louisville Ky May the slivered beams Amid gold n light Wash the brow of my love tonight And keep her feature ever bright CHARLIE r |
