Show f b 1 Shrapnel IN 1 n It It wa was a typical west vest of oC Ireland es estate estate es- es tate ate and tho the Sassenach landlord was I Just driving in his no l newly arrived od English h I guest l through h tho the lodge gates when hon n. n bullet lipped dipped by his car oar Good heavens exclaimed tho guest What was that th Oh only ono one of m y n men having ln a pot pol shot hot at me replied the landlord I 1 rather fancy tancy It was wa my cp- cp cr or Great Groat Scot a again aln ejaculated the guest What will you OU do with the tho fellow have follow have him hini arrested for Cor attempted attempt attempt- ed cd murder Do with tim rim repeated the landlord land land- lord Nothing of course Not ot even en discharge him persisted the guest Go Good oJ gracious no replied the landlord Why h I wouldn't lose loee tho the fellow for a fortune Hes He's one of or the worst shots Ive I've ever over had on the es estate es- es s- s tate tate What was ho lie pinched for tor His father let lct him use miso the tho auto for foran foran foran an hour Well Y e In fifteen Ho tried to ride an hour ml minutes n u t cs Yr Yi What hat hal is tho proper length of a girls girl's Irl's dr dress A little over two feet Cartoons Cartoons Magazine Enl E nl G l tiM un HIGH Ell There They're wearing tho skirts eighteen Inches from the ground round In lii Paris Parl It Is understood that the rest of oC tho the Ameri Ameri- American American can arm army is In no about being being- demobilised Los cd Los Angeles AnGelos Times Now O that the tho actors actors' strike is over oYer perhaps there thero will not bo such euch a iL lon long walt wait between acts acts Buffalo Commer Commer- cial TUg TilE DRY OX consolation consolation consolation consola consola- Yeast Yeast Well Well theres there's one ono tion now that July fIrst h 11 passed What's What's that Id I'd really Ii like k 0 to know The Postage stamps arc aro only to two cents now noW cant can't t lick Yes Ye but were we're so dry wo can em Yonkers ern em Yonkers Statesman rl OIl IC I. I TERMS n IS Charley Chancy Is ts simply wonderful C ex cx- cx p claimed young oung Mrs Irs I I 1 never dreamed that anyone anono could run a motor motor mo motor mo- mo tor car tho the way say he can What Vhal has happened Wo We took a ride yesterday and w went nt along beautifully in spite of the tho fact that ho lie hud had forgotten sonic some of oC the tho ma ma- chinery chinen v without machinery r Yes Yea Wo We had sono Sone at least cloven elc miles before Charley Chancy discovered eroll that his engine was missing Exchange G DOING OI the domestic In the time service of ot a Wilmington household was fiB one afternoon doln doing certain odd hits bits of oC work About bout tho the place when whon her mistress found occasion to rebuke her herfor for foi 01 one piece of or carelessness Yot You ha wound tho the clock chock Mollie Mol Mol- lie sh she said Half I watched you closely you ou g gave a i e It only a Wind or I l tso wo Why hy didn't you OU complete completo the Job joll f Sure mum munt yo haven't ha forgot or ot that Im I'm lc ln tomorrow have o yo o I aint I gola lh to he doln ann anny of f tho the new gurlt work work ork Harpers Weekly IJ It begins to lo lok k as IC If some one had left leCt the Plumb plan out In Ih the sun too long lonS I c U I I. The popular notion of or coll collective tI c bargaining bargaining bar bar- gaining it is th an handed eight poker game garne York Tribune S IL I. 11 ALL PACKAGES GgS 1 It would also Iso appear a a. L. L fair price is hi not tO t b judged by Ly Its Ils sU DES What hat ha hat has become of the fash aeh citizen n who took pride In being poor 1001 but honest Seattle Post Intel r. r S TIME AVAR-TIME An 1 A lot of 0 men arc nrc themselves I in a n position to paint their house hous now that they thC un can no IO longer l or paint tho town ton Des Mollies Mole It Register VIlE rilE CROWDS DS Mrs Jeon is It accompanying the Pr President on hi his tour and ind will vili add to the tho net of ot tho thu group pie pic tures Toledo Blade I X will bo known to posterity I as th tho Article Nc cw York ork |