Show a WOOS MOOS THE MUSE TO RELATE NEWS Brain Reels Under r Spell of V Vamp mp and Finds Way r ay To Boost Club Club- Herald Spec Special I. I I Provo Pro Aug 30 A 30 A member of oC the tIme Commercial club committee on membership membership mem morn has fallen a n victim to the tho muse Un Under or the seductive e spell of the Ule ancient Vamp amp as he calls her his brain reeled that that is It reeled offa off offa I a pome pomeo Tho Time member claims calms to be bo proud of or his literary production but for all aU that he signs ns Anonymous at the foot of it A Any Anyay RY n vay hero here It is It aa as he flung it at tho time other members of the r tho Commercial Commercial Com Corn mercial club and a fow ow whom he thought should Join that organ organization iza t i 0 fl It matters little what you OU do or where I you go or what you oU say sayI ay ayI I hold hoM tho the truth sel self evident the evident the CLUB will always alwa's win the time tra fray A little game ramo Is played with cards bo boIt boit boit it poker pinochle or You bid on diamonds hearts and spades a. a a hand of CLUBS will call caU your OUr bluff blurt You your diamonds 8 hearts are arc broke tho the Spade o shall shah dig your our resting resting- place ilace The hand o of CLUBS rakes In tI the e pot the CLUB shall always alwa's win the he therace race A baseball game we next ma may view which team shall shaH win l' l Aye Ae there the rub Tho The fielders all are on tho the job bet on the team that has the CLUB A copper walking down do the street was set upon b by drunken dubs dub The he black jack Jacc fell feU on granite dome bet on tho the man behind the CLUB And Sm so through h life liCe as on you ou go o whence you ou came you sio op pYou p. p You Tou always find find It It never falls the tails the theman man behind tho the CLUB on top So if Ir yourself you OU would Improve your our chances hopes and fortuno fortune too Dont Don't stand around the street and knock knoel COME JOIN l TIlE THE CLUB it Its It's s up to you oU oUAn An And would you OU build a lofty name among amonS' tho the good and grea great t Como Come join the tho club get et in and boost for Tor city county state stale And would you be a a. rainbow trout and not a muddy chub Clean up the cob cobbs bs from coin Ou brain COME n IN AND JOIN TIlE THE CLUB And would you OU win the queen of hearts dont don't let lot your OUr pulses Jump And flash l h the tho diamonds bl big and rare rare rare- your Tour CLUB Is always trump In business love 10 professions trades theres there's thoroughbred l j and scrub Success will viii always come como to him who ho Is active In the club You Tou want to be a thoroughbred and not a beastly scrub Then quit your our knocking on the street CO COME IC IN AND ND JOIN TIlE THU CLUB |