Show BY JAC Ii Looking over the tho lk list t of ot champion plon i rs and their i records recons we have o this this- facetious thought When tho the war Ig over is over why not stand the kaiser his his' six cowardly sons eons Ludy Hind Hindy and a a. few tew others othera up up in all the medal bedecked splendor before this group of oC gunners Then let the th sharpshooters shoot off ort nil all the tho tin Uh pewter and leather me medals als the tho gold old lace laco the tho other ornaments and then thep with a single volley nip off oct the tho suspender or buttons and buttons-and and give o I the tho whole hole bunch of ot Hun lIun bums thirty seconds seconds seconds sec sec- to get ct off ote tho the earth or Of Or course it might muss up the outdoors a bit if It one 1110 of ot e tl boys behind the r guns got gol nervous but bul no one would mind l that Two wonderful are aro Homer Clark of or Alton Allon Ill and Frank Franl M. M t of Vancouver Wash ash Clark la Is the tho professional proCeSsional trapshooting trap- trap trapshooting shooting champion lIe He won the title this year also last year eal and the year before that th he ho lost tho the title b bone bYone by one ono tar target ol In a In InG Clark Clarl led Led the tho o of ot the tho United States with an art average R of 98 per cent on the the highest highest high high- est eat average ever made by a a. trap trap- shooter shoot or Troth Is tho the national amateur champion at nt double targets Ho Is also tho state champion of ot Washington ton I In 1316 besides holding the tho championship of Washington Wash Wash- ington ho he was national amateur champion at single ll targets La Lat Last t. t year compiled complied a a. run of ot 28 the lie highest run of ot the tho year ear either cither I amateur or professional Minnesota has a second Arlle Arile Mucks He is 18 Dou Douglas tas Babe no RODS os the lie heaviest toot football ball candidate who has hns reported to Dr Williams In ten years Only la 19 l years old old the big fel tt- low low- tips the tho scales at exactly poun pounds s. s Yes an and weight interfere inter ot un does doc not Inter r fere tera with his football playing Bigas Big BlK as he Is 15 Roos ha nan has shown show up ui so well tell that lie ho probably will be a n. regular In his first year car on tho the squad Roos Hoos played football for four tour years In high school Ho lIe Is 18 a and center and it a h good one at that h I ho he Is la a hIt bit clum clums' clums and awkward on the tho Minnesota shift lies he's proving to be he such a n. reliable man that Dr Wil Wll liams Ilams has hns been using him regularly I on th the tho first team Jim TIm Gilmore former president o of the Federal league Is IR to ta drive a truck In France Mr Jr has done right to get gel Into luto the lie motor transport service Ho lie will Ill never run short of or gas as If It his past performances Jn mean a anything Moss Sergeant ergeant s to former baseball umpire now rookie Say cant can't you OU even wash dishes Umpire No 00 sir I usually dry- dry clean clenn mine Sergeant er What hat do you ou mean dr dry clean clenn dishes Umpire Why h haven't I dusted off many a a. plato plate i N N. B. B Court H. and shot at sunrise I In tho the neWs news columns the fhe other day appeared a para paragraph raph that ca caught ht the tIle eye CYC tolling of ot a n ball baU player who had been arrested for tor robbing a bank Wo Yo havo have met many man umpires who must have been related to Jesse James Jamos but this tills Is the tho first time wo we ever heard henr of ot a n. ball player rifling a vault The poor nut must have I been playing pla-Int a n post season on series with himself I Bezdek who needs nee some more moro line material has written to tn Bill Hinchman to buy a 1 frat house cap a package e of ot and a n copy of ot Genung's rhetoric and arid board boar 1 tho first train for Cor P nn State collego col- col 1 lego lege e go i iThe The The Scott Perry Perr case eaKe indicates that the lie market marJot price of ot compromis ing decisions of or tho the national commission commission com corn mission Is 2600 Bob Moot Moo an American automobile automobile automo automo- bile racing driver JH Js one of or tho the few men who have o been beon tumbled from the skies in iii hat co with nerman 11 aviators a and have havo lived to tell how It felt reit Moore who Id hi recuperating at nt Battle Creek Mich lIch was reported 1 killed hilled on the western front He lIo was shot down in flames and his hig fall all broke four fOUl ribs punctured his hla lun lungs oI broke his right hip and no so Injured one Cyc Cc that tim the sight ht will be bo impaIred lie He sPent some soma months ill in a hospital In Paris Moore was a member of or a French He lIe went to Fru France cc in 1916 as nn on automobile driver hut hilt found the tho nV Work orl On Or lie Ground round too slow Io and took tool to the tho air lIe He had hadi a i if record f u rd ur of if 1000 flying hours hourn when he lie foil fell Moore expects to be assigned for Instruction duty In III thi this country |