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Show f The Sunny SWa of Life j 1 A GOOD REASON. Hotel Clerk I can't quite understand why you should refuse to register? Guest Well, you wee, I'm the man that predicted the Russians would lick the Japs in three weeks. AIT OTHER ONE. Housewife A big able-bodied man like you ought to be ashamed to beg. Hobo Hist! ma'am. I'm a Wall street magnate, and I'm payln' a election bet. f fen. try . "Are you In debt?" "No. sir: I can't borrow anything. HART) ON MOTHER. "Is your wife's bread like your mother used to make?" . . "No; her's la good bread." IN VAUDEVILLE. The Comedian The Russians are going to send 30,000 chickens to the seat of war. The Soubrette What for? The Comedian To lay for KurokL IN HIGH SOCIETY. First Burglar I've been In the very best houses In town. Second Burglar I am much sought after af-ter myself. |