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Show so o A L! v A $ t ingsoff and loum brazen bells; ul i ofefn31ordflls $v Sf dimq iear e o I LUMP wbmtiWf, sublime, a memon $ ..WEBER COAL CO.. I Do You Want Some? When You nre in need o! DRY GOODS qlad Hew Yean czh' AND sJerald a irue proclaim and lasiuy GROCERIES peace, Co to Iljai-ftriftandwoiia Ijall cease, 3 COALVILLE. UTAH 5 i benign omnipotence I Jb Work..., 00 ll.C. by The Assoelattd Publishers Corporation, Chicago, III. 1903, the-- : CASH BARGAIN STORE h deepcpfruer sense in-- a s Copyright, , S2.50 2.00 t injloullond cleonjesilvrrjjiells! Qflclj joi)ftl tiofe birjSrdelb ling , Palronlza a Homa Industry. olemnvoices lift tjjnrtroie, rirBuf , STOVE losi lonegieaujQ o AT THE MINE THE PRICES ARE' 8T:'Brer Riley, deya lots o fahms "ST; We'll go whah deya de bes'1 on dem fahms deyt milluns, sn' take de chances! SI: heaps o' milluns; an' de fahmahs ud Ta done walked too fur to baok wa-be willin to donate 'em to you mote tab now! ST:Tm a ole han at dla business toiler me, an youll wab any night youll come arter em 'Tidin'- - dey calnt ketch you. SI: dlamons. An sl: Les keep close Im goln out to try ma luck together; aos we wont Uke one an' I called 'roun' to see T you'd go nether fur de man. Se: "Greed!' wld me. ST : 'Fo'ty cents foh a watah ."Well, arter wed bin ln dah a while, mlllun Is a outrage!' an didn't see ner hyeah nothin', we "He went to mumblin sumpln moral suasion, got bol; an raised np an went to 'bout Impropriety, 'character,' 'settln' high example, an' walkin roun dah, lak we owned de s one thalng another; an s'l: Ton place ('case me wanted de bee caint eat dat! An' I see I'd struck ln de patch) an I swab we got a tendah spot in 'lm. S'e: Well, Rev- los' fom one nother. But we wns call 'roun' 'bout ten dost to holler. Made up ma mine to the value of peaches as both a lucloua erent, ef de weathahs fair, an I'D Use a piece o mlllun, den fine Riley o'clock, and nutritious diet, 'whereat the Rev. thalnk about it V go home already had a sackful Eaekll took the Boor. "Went back dat ebnln as God hid down aide de railroad track to tote I dont keer how high a dahkey would hah it an Riley say: Wait tel home wld me. Went up to a stump, T gits up In de worl', ner how much lak I git ma hat' An off we put down did, an I brought a mlllun down cross white folks he' tries to ack, hell come de street wide it 'bam! An de stump jumped up spllttln Injunapllg right hack to his natchul sef, ef you open! Riley had a ao't o' an tuck arter me! An I thought I shet im up in a room alone wld a !' hyeahd a gun go off1 watah mlllun. An' de white folks Dahl bresa God. de tahmah's SI: lake watah mlllun, tool Did you know cornin arter mel' An 1 spread ma UT 'Deed dey doetl JDey ain't no wing an flew! ST: 'Br er Riley, do 'niggah problem when it comes to ds bee you kin foh yo aef! De Bible watah mlllun! W'y, when I wus paa-ta- h Flee fom da wraff to cornel" say: uv a little rhnch In InJunapIla, An hy dat time I had done gone me 'n Jeems Whitcomb Riley eat many mile, an had los coat, sb&a, an hsL a food ola mlllun together! An Riley I made foh one o ma membahO kin eat! Wy, ef yon wua to set houses, on de outskirts o' da town, an 1m down Tnungit a passel o' dahklea, I fell in de do, an sl: 'Come an git an put em all to satin' mlllun. yon mel An I tainted plum away. couldnt tell Torn 'tamlnln de lines Ma mombah tack mo In an put which wua Rileys an which wns de mo to bod, an nex mo'nln ho lent mo cnllud folks'! Fine man, dat Riley la. I made ma ae'f 'quainted wld 1m a salt o hla clothes to go horn to In Injunaplle, an' naed to go up an Id dona fixed np n ghose story, an tetch 1m almose any time for ma tola 1m. On my way home, I stopped cho'ch dat wua ma ole racket (Co se t Rileys house see how ho corns T spent ds money as t pleased.) - An out ..An.dey. tole mo ho wus sick la when I'd git broke,-hd. Wy, ain't you hyorn itr set go tetch Riley wna He dead easy to wo'k dey. An dey showed mo whah do agin. rib 1m any ole song! Oh! I wns papaho tald hed bln hit ln do head halt up an robbed! ST: Ain't dal 11 1 went lak a fool, strlckly In SR"'. anshame! nice n man ns he Is! An 1 an' spilt ma ae'f wld 1m. I 'speck g while Im I bettah tell yon how went ta whah ha wns, an s'l: TT'en Hah-th! com to 'do it Riley, whut's de mattahr S'e: matttah? Wy, ReVunt, I didn't "Went to hie house one day, t did Th Reverend Loudmouth Takes the SI: thalnk you'd do me that-a-wa(great big, square house made outen Floor. red brick stine on Lockerby Street Tout'd F dor- - Dor sea he, dot Wy, I knows right whah It is bln dab step, an ! wus ds Mobile buck you broke a watahmfllun ovah ma mo times deb 1 got Angara an toes), - "Cahd me out he did. about fo1 headrAta whut you done! Se: me bo I could hahdly git an I rung de do bell, an ten's in miles fm town, an' etopped right la Ma head hut wod at 1 wanta to see Riley on front uv a big ole fahm whth m to town. Don speck I kin writs none potant business Putty soon down f could hyeah de milluns Jes foh a week. Se: 'I wouldnt mine ft An he he come Tom his study. S'I: Bre'r an sulkin an' a snigglin' ln but de roman wus gre-- n! w. dy IMley, does you know mlllune has alettes, lak dey wux goln' to buss open. alias acted col toabds me arter dat nothin ,ginst watab- gone up to fo'ty cents, an still Now, set Riley, dit ol feller But I aint got S'e: No Reverent; aint It here raises de bee milluns ln de state-bu- t rnUlun, all de same." J. D. CORROTHERS. orfuir ST: Ten. an I don't pose to he keeps a mean dog, an' dey uv pay It! 8e: Whnt yea goln to dot he watches his patch o' nights wld Funk A Wagnalla 1903, Copyright, . Wo mus hah milluns to sat! shotgun. I don' know bow true 1 bL Co, New York. Is wha.t people want and at Ue Times office is Just the place where you can get it at prices that will suit everone. 'roun' hyeah, an 1 t, 1 j ...All Work Promptly Executed mll-lun- - la order that tha. reader may an fieretaad fully the events leading up to the mlaadTenturea herein eat forth, brief eketch of the author la nacet-ary- . Tha Reverend Exekil Loudmouth had beea tha paator of a colored ehurch la Indianapolis hut owing to hla Inability to recognlae the differ-e- e between the debit and credit aide the church's collection accounts deposed; and drifting to Chicago " that had io effectually the eole remains of hla ministerial Ufo appeared la his coatumo and the anctious use of large and inappropriate words Ills every day dree oaslated of tho regulation mintato-ria- l garb; top hat frock; or as he termed It Vim 8wlg?er coat, black trousers sad white choker. The Reverend use to Eaekll . apent A1 f most of hla wak ing hours la tho -- color most do congregate; taking such gifts la re- freshment, and thankvolubly - ing for and tho "Lo'd" tho drop WELL SCREENED DOMESTIC LlMP - , AND STOVE MIXED... There OP JO T no shoveling or waiting, as we have a 1$ SPECIAL CHUTE ln cram ha which fell to hia share. Naturally the faro In both forma being of an uncertain quality, the times of famine were In an Inverse ratio to' the times of plenty and In consequence the talk of feasts to coma occupied more hours than their con- umptloa. On this particular occalion the conversation had turned on We have the veiy best Coal there Is on the market for domestic or steam purposes. it atlt Fatei send might GRASS CREEK MINES 1' resorts where the gentlemen ot his the way of AT bud-du-ee- ;'.variou tha GRASS CREEK COAL y "back-slldded- as 50' FOR LOADING TEAMS GRASS CREEK COAL CO ' r ' ' ' V t. |