Show 9 THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE THURSDAY MORNING JUNE Believe It or Not 3 1937 J7 They’re Coming in the Windows by Ripley BURMESE ABBOTT MAS MASTERED UNDER HIS SKIN z r and the skin 'Swallows' them d EXPLANATION OF TODAYS under skin without a puncture or opening The silver is — distinctly visible and the abbot that he has trained his skin to swallow the coins after he has ' Immersed them in a mysterious oil —pieces MAESTRI OF NEW ORLEANS-- - When T Semmes ' Walmsley resigned as mayor of New Orleans Mr Maestri was the sole nominee for the unexpired term of two years Since Louisiana is a state — ' the Republican vote being negligible— no election was held and Mr Maestri was declared nominated The state legislature was in session at the time and a constitutional amendment was passed abolishing the scheduled MAYOR CARTOON THE HUMAN SAFE—The 90-- J year-ol- d Burmese is the abbot of b the monastery of Kyaukme Burma In some strange planner he to introduce silver shilling r TBEARTOF IMMURING COINS IX WE COINS ARE SMEARED WITH A MYSTERIOUS OIL WITHOUT PUNCTURING his1 one-par- ty Bringing Up Father YESSIR-NOU- Registered New Orleans for mayor hence thereby extending the term of the incumbent four additional years without the necessity of holding a municipal election The amendment received a majority in excess of 6000000 votes thus electing Mayor Maestri by the largest number - of votes ever —cast for Orleans although his mayor of name has never appeared on a years ballot Copyright S 1937 for The Tribune v:YOU LOOK ASF YOU II THE OFFCE tOU SAVE HIM VE5TEBOW-- OO YOU WANT TO SEB HIM I'LL --- AM AN' READY TO HAD BEEN KIND SO-WH- OF A JOB ARE YOU GIVING ME WAKE HINA UP IF YOU OO t By George McManus Patent Office SON IS R XT election in two t ASLEEP -- WEILr FIRST-T- O SUCCEED IN THIS BUSINESS YOU MUST BE STEAD- Y- Dixie Dugan — Determination z I'M STEADY- - I WAS FOUR YEARS IN TM SECOND GRADS AT SCHOOL— You’Re YELLIN' ANYWAY - SEE ALL THOSE BUSHES AND WEEDS??? 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Injiw ajrftdkan Ik WmM wfhtt Roy Powers Eagle Scout — Chunky Returns in a Hurry iwm i — Dog Gets Degree LEBANON Tenn June 2 UP) — President E L StocktonXof Cumberland university conferred the degree of “doctor of canine jurisprudence" Wednesday on Rascal the law school’s bulldog mascot at a ceremony on the campus preceding the presentation of law degrees in the university auditorium t in-‘Canin- — !— YC e man was given a chance to present an apology in lieu of a fine Wednesday in municipal court Peterson was charged with disorderly conduct affter a woman said he called her fan old battle ax” when ahe refused to listen to his persistent sales talk Peterson admitted he had mumbled some such statement Arthur Lesueur told him ALBANY N Y June 1 ffl-H- arry heJudge could apologize personally to the his was and Rallis sleepy woman or receive a Sentence of $5 car parked in front of his restau- fine or five days in the workhouse rant looked like a likely spot for Peterson indicated he would apoloa nap He burled up in the ma- gize chine leaving a window open bei cause it was hot MT HOLLY N J June 2 CPL-M- rs When he awoke Rallis told police Mary Asay who claimed to 'Wednesday a diamond stickpin be 114 years old died Wednesday in valued at $130 was missing from his the Burlington county hospital cravat Mrs Asay was unable because of illness to celebrate her last birthRAPID CITY S D June 2 UP)— day on February 19 as she hid so “Thar’s gold in theril thar hills” but many others — dancing a jig you Can’t sell it here - ' B C Andrews Keystone -- feund Her husband died in 1906 that out when he tried tojdlspose LOS ANGELAS June 2’ UP)— In a of eight pennyweights ofthe metal jealous frenzy Joseph C Duarte worth $35 an ouncettut couldn’t scion of a pioneer California famiget a nickel for ly shot Mrs Edith Westbrook to — Andrews has bpeh working a claim death Wednesday and then comnear Keystone for the past two mitted suicide police reported years and disposing of his gold hers The double tragedy bared a ta: But oip his latest trip he discovered gled marital relationship his regular market had proved awRy arytlhat banks are not buying gold GENEVA Juns 2 Cffb— TVW Russhy more beeause its purchase re- sell an Englishman whoTs head of quires a license Egypt’s narcotics intelligence buSo Andrews went back home to reau told the Leajfue of Nations look for another market opium committed Wednesday that 90 per cent of all illegally marketed — MINNEAPOLIS June 2 nn-' narcotic? in the world a ft of Japaaid Peterson 21 a magazine sales nese origin - iLf P)-D- V - Jurisprudence’ YOU’D BETTER GO flRSTTHlS TIMEROYy Reviewed Approved by the Boy Booute of Ametica Registered U 8 Patent Office and FELLOWS CM JOB NOW IS TO GET PROFESSOR HART BACK TO CAMP AS A' ( By Paul Powell L-Tits-it S PATROL FLAGS |