Show PAGE POUR Dr A H Saxer Such Is Life CHAFF WEEKLY BIOGKAPHY An Interview with Dr A H Saxer will convince anyone that hia life haa been one of diverae and varied exand From chore-bo- y periences plow-bo- y to the head of a department in a college ia a climb to be envied by moat people Pr Saxer waa born in Wiaconain in 18 SO When three yeara old hia family moved to a large livestock where he farm in South Dakota worked for eighteen yeara During hia fanning career he worked through the grades and high school Breaking away from farm life he attended the Hyland Park College in Pea Moines Iowa where he received the distinction of Pharmaceutical STUDENT LIFE & SPORT NOTES (By Soraba) “ There’s a little chaff in (Ed Note — This issue of Student Lfe is the "Buzzer Issue” "Soraba” every thrashing" — "Coin’ oil a trip ain't we” chirpin one of the famous staff of that M Com fed ed "Bunny" Clark as ha rushed up worthy sheet The “Buzzer” manager to the depot with two handbags and secured “Soraba" the wonderful a trunk "Gimme my berth number journalist and peaee correspondent Students were as numerous In the — say gosh have they g t a di'ier o write this highly enlightening and halls last Saturday as boys In a girls educative article especially for the oil this train? Hey conductor when Buzzer as an added treat for "Buz-ser- ” seminary do we get into Kaysvllle?” Uh uh subscribers "Soraba" was securfor"Chuck” Linford cast 1000 votes the “Bearcats" took a trip into ed only after a long gusty harangue They went down as well as the offer of a fabulous fee for Melpomene the Fair Goddess of eign territory Where did took on the Davis Tragedy and them you way get Kaysvllle first Always for the Student Body T lust Friday at Si bool last and all the time— that’s the “Chuck” County High Buzzer Staff) ‘'Duk" Romney put in ins "Swede" Lindquist can give you lernooii Will to our story — the name number and body tem- second team just before tile game This young Bounder's name was perature of any student In the ended and the si ore was 2t to 21 Chemist Felipe The Only Girl came when school He can furnish the life his- Tile Freshmen quint played a won Some unknown influence lured him they called "Fuschia” Felipe and tory of any of the girls on written ilelTnl floor game -- till') weie on the! to Zion Here he came in 1903 locat- Fuschia — beautiful You guessed It He Is studying to he floor most of tin tune— and tto-iapplication ing in Vernal where he became right the first tmie — Felipe loved an M D and If successful he man ' was remarkable for manager of a drug company When Fuschia Fuschia loved Felipe Felipe to Increase his father's under- passing it reasons Impos 'Duk" thought he moved to Hyrum sometime later loved — (stop nip) Yes they both taking business slide to pass a basketball some plates he admits he waa a little closer to loved each other the Heaiiats" tliri w tile spiiere In After managing the civilization It had got so that Felipe’s mother “I say who was with you hu--t fact the loial youngsters placed as drug store at Hyrum for a short said they were the cutest couple in night?" good a game as anvone lould desire time he accepted a similar position town so you cun easily put three and “Only Myrtle” father i list their lamps on there being to at and Idaho later Preston at two together and make fl — ! No “Well tell Myrtle that sho left her one asbecame he department m which thev only Montpelier Finally you can put two and three together pipe on the piano” — Ex weak thev didn't throw the comwere1 sociated with Riter Bros Drug and see that even mother was reconWe whenbasket was (lie hall a and in With Logan rapid pany First Soldier — “How’s your ciled That’s hard therefore1 the' alibi an to have have envied rise he waa made assistant loved Fuschia so well that Bill" remark that "Duk" put in ins sethen general manager of this con- he Felipe Second Soldier — "I’ll match used to go down there four (() team just befoie tile1 gallic cond cern times per diem He used to leave a to see who goes back for the ) Hut with all its sad endended “Now” he asserts “the education ilass in Chemistry to kid her along masks” it was a good old buttle and the al bee got into my bonnet” So In over ing the copper wire Yeth really! "And why do you want to “Bearcats" show tli result of the 1910 he graduated front the U A C ud as fur spending the Jack on your night shirt?” "I like1" Fuhk is inn king a with a Bachelor’s degree in Chemstruggle uer! Well really: He used lo often "Well what good is it to me now scar on Ins forehead where Nagle istry ran him down like Die i 17 Express In the absence of Ir F L West olow yJuu a week on his dearie when I've got me a job of He loved Fuschia an be took charge of the Physics depart- Yes! sleep in the day while1 "Bumiv" Clark Is missing half iuiee mounts have tlowu by time?" Just how his usual Imery smile1 ment at the College in 1910 and use hut haven’t really joui liitil MaIns xlhey accident is un “Iiunnx” 1911 In 1912 he received his A man who cannot Ot look lmi k over known lie was seen running gal sters’ Degree front Berkeley at which imagination Buddy can t you? time he was elected member of the course three months won't have his life and see the time when lie lantly around tin1 floor at a remark-aidwas a fool is still oue rate of speed and whim next California Chapter of the Signta XI passed until June 27th) Relipe is getting gray behind the one1 witnessed In was plied up III and given the Whiting Research FelA symptom of "swell headedness" corner a complete wreck with a This alone la a ears His voice quavers lie has lost lowship in physics Is the seeing of it in another commendable achievement since this the old red complexion of his and chunk taken out of the wall just It is above where1 his head rested fellowship ia open to world com- yellow or grey is bis characteristic was a named There dog August now He isn't interested in anycolor wall received he colllileel the with he From Berkeley supposes! petition His which always jumped at conclusions hia Doctor's Degree In Physics and thing now not even pool Aside from the game some reOne day he Jumped at a mule's conto has he so hut accumulates be in money 1913 It Mathematics may clusion and the next (lav was the markable things happened on the noted that Dr Saxer ia the first In the empty his pockets every so often in firs of Moral: Don’t “Bearcat" trip George Eccles simpSeptember ly dazeel those High Si lined girls and past forty yeara to receive this de- an old gunny sack hanging from Jump at conclusions the chandelier in his room Felipe gree In only three years put on a show that had them fed- now block a to walk one hour in U takes A C to Upon returning f you have red hair have (heer it lowing him all over the fields before 1913 he waa chosen as head of the when It used to take him five (5) Is much better than the human the team could git him awav The Mathematics Department At present minutes to go a league to Fuschla's ostrich eggs some people have on dear things even fedloweet him down he is sole member of the schedule hous Y’es gentle persuer of this their necks to the station anil one small freshman maiden with her arms full of committee prides himself In being document Felipe is Indeed broken "Dean of the College Women" and Is hearted dolls tried to elmih oil the train hut The girls will guess In a minute assured rare gifts from prospective Maughan heart lesslx beat her hack — is on wait: he but chairman to why by the ground anil the wail of the being graduates One balmy evening on June 1 our heartbroken damsel "lie tohl me to graduation Dr Saxer states that one of his Juvenile hero ran down to tell hello come to Logan anil he'd show me a time" followed the team for nules hopes was realized last summer at to Fuschia She met him out in front ( Mav over the new ploughed fields the Presidio Training Camp when of the garage and embraced him as he tipped the scales at only 199 He per habit Then she looked to see If retain your girlish hcautv you had long desired to weigh less than he carried anything He was absoAnd anil never grow up The days of the second serpentine Gi‘orge From 200 During “Flu" rushes he still lutely free from any burden then "Stub" spoke up and said as he are over Faculty action based on "rolls pills” at the drug store at “Frog" walking down the glaiii-ethen on — she was as cold as two refavorable conditions a To be Intimately acquainted with sheets In a north room with a broken general railroad traek “I see there's a w rei k influenza haa done awuy with Dr Saxer Is a privilege desired by window at 10 p m on January 13 gards on the Bamberger " Ah ves of temperatures Those the taking one better everv that many students but gained by very few Yea deah— she was that cold She a ho have enjoy gone out of a sense of duty time we hear it He Is always congenial ml then "Bill" willing to called Felipe "Mr Boggs" from then to have "Swede" Lindquist look at Snow was heard In vain he tried all bis little to some girl give assistance and his "everlasting on coaling and mark "N" I tell you over in the corner smile” Is a feature never to be for- tricks to pacify her He told her the little glass tube lie on their temperature cards will be III name I "Stubhv" ain't my son gotten With hia soft and persuasive that hia “Laggard" car waa out of while with those more friendmanner he wins deep-roote- d And tiun Ott Roinnev the garage'a hands He told her that delighted Peteraon" who relished the taste hardy spirits ten raised had been we and allowance bis took appreciation ship “Frog" out to liimh-lun- ih of the unwtped thermometer there said — and It onlv i ut Ottinger $k in dollars per week Then he tried to Nevertheless — SKIVES a mere may be some anguish B THS W'hat if he had invited the Monkiss her Now up to this or unless until rather there Is an- tana Flower out to kiss had been dead easv But tonight "dinner?” The Modern other outbreak of influenza there will Shop asked “Frog" when he got she said: "You Brute I never want waiter he no more temperature readings this CARLISLE A Ol’DMCNDSON to see you again — boo hoo!" And through ordering If he thought it vear waa a good idea for one man broke the world's record getting into Proprietors Dr E G Peterson President of IS West Center Street for a team and “Frog" to the house order the College announces that the Since then Felipe has been trying pertly "Well Hie Jelly Fish of the reeent action have been ita Jelly from the mean current to figure out what he did to her He geta favorable since several cases of don't it? 1 gue I ian i hew up a has lost the following in the at- svry Flu which might have caused general how of i hill if I w ant " tempt: 39 pounds his springy step exposure had they been allowed to go s year's sleep happiness health his (The Recall Transfer Man) unnoticed have caught in their Homer ChriMtenaen aid the only pride etc etc etc the by Imlplemy Calls Answered Promptly temperature taking thing the matter with the U tarn The doctor's predh t his death in waa that thev had worn out phone “Rexall Store” No 1 or 2 thirty days the Vou're illaeouraged doen't it raila between Salt Iake and Lo Phone Residence 871 W be little trenuh another ‘'There'll Mnngtheii you mightily JtiMt to gazt Angelea and Logan Utah Prices Reasonable pluved Die tournament In the old hone yard" etc at that billing emblem on the Co gamea an many tino that Or It's easy to see whv Fust hia threw lege tower? AHK MB Wright when Introdn e to a gent vim over so hard Anv diee lid ian Student write an article on the at the game ritiatkd “Oh ye I do it College "A" for the Buzze’” About for tlie University of Utah and play A BUY HER DIDN’T HE four hundred word One of them I am from Salt ake City and I like BUZZER prlng night alt and watih it for Lo fine " Angele — Copy righted A D 01 hv ''Soraba half an hour then while you feel It a m eu0tataa--c power upon you write what that “Stubby pete" has been figuring "A" shining there mean to you It la Yoor Guarantee of (Quality up the liti nee of the A C and len t The "Ituzzer” expert College half a downhearted a he waa over I out of the beaten path Thi the track outlook for the local Have yon ever come lull) Logan Vnur ilmine to tell the world how ihod 130110 to 30000 He av the more he figure big our A C really la thin have t night? the If (list you the he like our limine better Oounth of Milk waa the College “A" uhlulng m you The Blue" team wa (avert"Big 1 Smerty-severow forth Into the ilarkne a avnibol to n ing around Salt laike ome have been sditiitiel to the Friesian Adeemed Register “GODDFssEH BEWAUDED?" all of higher education Saturday morning and Friday night it that have produced 7000 to of A wotiderful thing thin “A" I'MIOlV THOUGHT The report of it alghtiH-intour In milk of of quart periods and It Awarda will be made to the listen like (lie fellow behind you at tur light la ateadfaat ten in mills to a year The rapaciIt koddeese who will Comprla true like the the rare represents ty of the Jlolsleltt cow for milk Is "They're now at the a matter of extraordinary interest tha “Vanity Fair” hall of fame And up In the air towering above the Louvre- - they're now at the Wilaon If Interest! d lo In the “Buzzer" on Thurdajr to atv “I an and they're Imw- at the Newhnuae" aourroundinga it We won't tell who It WII went to the the peroiitflratlon of Justice anil April 3 in Student Body meet-In- g 1 Send for our booklets — they conacorn weak trivial petty l'rofeor N A I'ederaon power Orpbeum and at there all night tain much valuable information will to low the prize which thing 1 am above them all Nothing wailing for the aeeond how to beIioivmv-IIMES- I tN Asst k 1 on re greatly to he deaired even me can daunt thine forever" gin The mvterv I waa he trying OF AMI Bit in avoid Mem ri nt or ee the how b) goddeneft Thia “A" ha a wonderful pow r of Bov SltPl ItrnltlclKiru I emln tnaptrat Ion Don't you feel It When NOW Never H e f o r e You Must I5uy Quality Known as the H e s t A s r MANHATTAN The Best Known Moderately Priced Value Considered Colors Guaranteed HOWELL BROTHERS Logan’s Foremost Clothiers ts Cache Valley Banking Co LOGAN UTAH ( niglit-watehnia- n SHIRTS A General Commercial Banking Business Transacted Student lUxly Officers and Members Accounts of the of the S T C Welcomed A Prompt and Careful Attention Guaranteed i Satisfaction In Furniture e IS GIVEN AT e ILL LUNDSTROM’S BY OUR CABEFUL SERVICE QUALITY AND EFFICIENCY STUDENTS: Let ua Show you our Complete Line of Stove lUngeei Furniture Buga end Linoleum They pleoae because they ore the Beet £ For Your Electric Wants See The TAKE NO Cache Valiev Electric Co V Phone 53 T Logan Cleaning French Dry Cleaning “A” The "’ llol-blet- ill r f uvur mult r the h Uy um‘ O WAR SAVINGS HEADQUARTERS J W Fl'NK Chairman Cmlt Ciunty Richmond Utah CKOiml: T OllKIt Stlt pim-mfr Hall irt!(Trtn!itnnu QUALITY” but1 r 'wi every inijMirtant LABOR (Hi turning toi f erry Vl- win H ill hv 1 laml III rnif- liiglu-- t (1-- (outet n FTrry ? 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