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Show i1 o 'i anthony salazar P. U. Detective Service finds missing professor h with Monday morning while working the of Detective P.U. the Glotz Bear, Joe Sergeant Dancing Service got a call to investigate a missing instructor. When the two detectives arrived at the Biology North classroom, the alleged instructor was missing. "We questioned the students," Sergeant Glotz said. "One was in the wrong c lassroom and three others claimed to le " registered for Spanish Civil War The detec tives scanned the class for clues and found one. On the door scribbled almost illegibly a note said: Classroom change. Spanish 101-- 4 moved to OSH 237. Detective Bear sized up the case immediately. "It looks like the handwriting of Trout Fishing in the Language Department," he concluded. At 9.05 a.m. they calmly walked to OSH. At 9:10, seven more students joined them. They all waited. Still no instructor. "One student testified that she had attended an instructorless Spanish class before, and for three quarters straight the instructor has been missing," Glotz stated. "It's as if they've all deserted us," the woman told him. "Yes, Ma'am," Glotz answered. "Maybe we'd better check this out, Joe," Bear said. "We can't even trust the class schedule," another student witness told them. "Try to figure it out yourself, if you have a computer and a data processing machine." "Yes Ma'am," they answered. At 9:25 the two detectives arrived at the Language Department to ask a few routine questions. The secretary busily answered the telephone, responded to questioning and day-watc- 101-4.- typed simultaneously. Some students carrying signs outside in the hall began to get restless and angry. There was talk of a sit-i- n. the stalling scares most of them away. "Then this morning they sent us on a chase across campus to a c lassroom where thee lass had already be n dismissed be c ause no instruc tor showed up. You would think the government runs this school," Suzy Que- said. At 8:50 Tuesday morning Glotz and Bear decided to drive over to Art and Architecture once again and look for more clues. The alleged Spanish 101-- was meeting there without an instructor. They hoped to turn up a new lead. "At 9:15 we surmised no instructor would show. We drove over to the language Department to get their side of the story," Bear said. "At 9:22 the language Department sent us back to 227. They said an instrue tor was about to arrive." Glet pie ke el up the storyline. "At 9:29 none of the students remaining in room 227 had se en the alleged instruc tor." By 9:46 the investigators drove back to the language De partment. On the way over Bear summed it up, "I elem't like it, Joe." "How's that?" "Looks like- Trout Fishing in the language De partment to wild-goos- e e The two detectives showed their badges and then let themselves into the main office. "What became of the instructor for Spanish " said Sergeant Glotz, beginning the interrogation. "That class has been cancelled since last month due to a lack of students. How ever there's another c lass at this time in Art and Architecture 227," the acting chairman said. Glotz and Bear walked out into the hall thinking the case was closed. A young woman approached them. "Excuse me, but I happened to overhear you talking about the missing Spanish instructor?" "Yes Ma'am, go on." "Well I just got back from room 227." "Yes Ma'am." "Well, no instructor was there either." "It has got to be Trout Fishing in the language Department, Joe," Detective Bear said as they started for the Art and 101-4?- Architecture center to investigate. Glotz and Bear sjxnt the entire day collec ting ev idenc e and talking to witnesses. At 1:43 thev drove over to the Huddle and talked with Suzv Que. " This is the third quarter in a row a Spanish class has been cane (lied on me, the language Department schedules classes it doesn't intend to hold, they have more classes than insti uc tors. They c anc el c lasses bee a use of a lac k of students, vet the re's alwavs more than 10 on the waiting list. But then - 2 - Joe." "Yah?" me, "Now they've gei us tunning around like students." On September 28 the- case was solved. Tire ac tinge ha irman confessed that no instructor had existed for either class. He was taken to trial irr Public University superior court and sentenc eel to teach the class himse lf. - "Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it " togrsi ''' Maurice Chevalier P? !W Chronj? ftupday, JUy 17. 1979 |