| Show Q's Qs Entertain C Ya J Ya J CJ Ya J Ya J tJ Ya J CJ Ya J C J C Ya J College At Peace ace By E. E C. C The week of B which has infused considerable pep into the hitherto dull atmosphere culminated culminated culminated in a big assembly Friday Eleven Elev Elev- en junior candidates for garbed In fantastic weird and vari van gated raiment performed various wild and unholy antics for the benefit of those assembled They rhey danced the they sang and the they warbled separately and andin andin andin in unison Some parts of the entertainment were really clever Others forced one oneto oneto oneto to the conclusion that the husk husky professor was right In bewailing bewailing bewailing bewail bewail- ing the fact that intellectuality or its manifestation in originality is on the decline It is true that one cannot drive a nail with ith a sponge no matter malter how hard one may soak it It is equally equal equal- ly true that one cannot make a performance performance per per- appear to result from thought and keenness of humor when it is in reality based on what Kipling terms terms not not quite the proper thing Hugh lugh Wing Ving impersonating Dean Bennion opened the assembly He began began began be be- gan a scholarly masterpiece on the deplorable deplorable deplorable de de- depths to which intellectuality ty at the U has bas descended His discourse was resumed from time to time between the other acts Demure coquettish little Bo Peep proved she was rather more blase than han one would expect in a person sprung from a pastoral environment The dilapidated hobo with blush red visage quite melted the hearts of his hearers when he sang of his love for his cross eyed cross eyed beauty h The prehistoric creation in the barrel barrel barrel bar bar- rel furnished considerable amusement nt by the appropriate remarks with which he punctuated the stunts of his co per co-per per formers He also gave an artistic dance number Be it said that the bottle bottle bottle bot bot- tle which played so mysteriously about the barrel was evidently not of the fermentation for fer variety The two black face comedians danced idiotically and sang mellifluous mellifluous- ly In between times they cavorted about like sportive little terriers Applause Applause Applause Ap Ap- Ap- Ap proclaimed them the favorites The charming gentleman from the country countr attired In grays gras and pinks sang songs and told stories As for the Siren of the Nile etherial etherial- ly attired like an incandescent rainbow rainbow rainbow rain rain- bow her fall startled the audience bits by b- its material sound sound sound-at at variance with her frail appearance B. B Ware Yare the modest little sun sunS sunbeam sunbeam beam was voted the beauty of the chorus His Fauntleroy costume appropriately appropriately ap framed his charms Influenza clothed in sable robes stole along the stage bewailing her lot Her mental outlook seemed pitiable indeed indeed indeed-in in more ways was than one Harry Lauder seemed to pin a good deal of faith in his crooked stick He melodramatically declined The Charge of the Skirt Brigade The hunted look has now disappeared disappeared disappeared from the eyes of the eleven goats and they now are full-fledged full members of the ancient and honorable brotherhood known as Skull and Bones |
