| Show JONES AND A CIRL his rati ging experience and ilor hor triumphs A CASE OF VERY MISPLACED AFFLATUS twi 1111 pots P 1 la to tou of it aa rot reo that caos k rise ria Allo olee A arnold al th Than CM clil I 1 he I 1 ateer bt F 1 it shy my iowa Is 1 with A hired girl ho in troubled with na an absence of divine afflatus in taken bud with too much in her bur and acid general conduct eciAl lr after litchen I 1 bown T tula Is Is wearying wearing fatiguing bud also alko malea makes tile ine tired ila do not under dandeno as calling obloquy on oil this or auy any other brand braa I 1 think that dlin afflatus latua of good quality when wind in moderation Is 1 an excellent thing jt it filim digestion imparts a healthy tono tone to the tb system orates the tb liver disrupt d families enables men to luscusk the ibo tariff with ellb lustiness but tt it to la no bob for atie breakfast breaU at if plat to of baah Is it is id not an aa ode ade nor la is cold coffee nor lee cream wells maile more nour telling by the taht tile kitchen duchess VIM aa kept up dp halt half the ight before by an aa of oc afflatus I 1 his Is why I 1 am not writ Titi loi og un on qu ta f 0 of the article to 1 bo 0 pic thed tit III ill almanacs al manaca of issa under the ali title 1 tt I hat but a V ft withy od ad citizen vt of of our afflatus its ita effects on con tile ILUM ahumad an system enry rr I 1 it puts put nr me to bleeps wp but ut ou ell J oly it th abat at ii 19 tuii the ciame of our kitchen sprite lt it acid differently late ante in the after all the boaire pro brilliance of a night t raposo a are e rone rolls through w ith we in e 1 lipar irom h her at this hour I 1 fp fool that I 1 folgo liao 1 a L fight tn t or den n to commit 0 i if I 1 t I 1 f feol ilka pk it t my conscience Is in clear I 1 dougl fordahl or all practical purposes as have doue oil my I 1 whole duty I 1 bail calef carefully U by and labor longly extracted tit hie a ct cat from the ihu fatuity circle keith bing her coll arhold by the slack black of her roar riar drapery lr apery and thrusting into the coal c hl led while utie ube exhibits br bar reluctance by tearing a sectional weather strip from tho ilia door at fill tier her r lawra clam nod and further farther halt ail tile the night dight in talking a a yet yd LOUD lold CONTRALTO report I 1 hale rono gone to the top floor with a club tu to knife cook fur for clio aarao noted jones Is oars aare she heard up there I 1 have also gone into executive tive session with tho ilia stairs and witnessed with palo and asadi ted with A scoop shovel in it gou genuine farewell fr emill enragement engagement of ft about one fourth ton 0 ot the mal arnt a choicest product after aff all this I 1 feol feel that I 1 havoc havo arned the to alie sleep leop of tho the justice ol 01 tho th peace tied rod so ailred the pet lit go of sending i IDT jiin fl down me an 6 reception cowa coin in mr to should burst I 1 s cull during tho the hours when I 1 need dood rut real I 1 take II 11 that juliet thinks a for just aa my h robbing household la Is being toothed ioto to I 1 hear he her in antho the lower gibing voles voc to her A fiort i late ago it was w y with a tiring string halt mett metr a corduroy d aroy road action and ft a general socrat air at iu miasma asnis roll a oil gloom gleam about lt it more recently it bobbed up no la in the shape of amateur elocution tor ear a short period it was interesting laic to lear hear her recite abo the curfew aluma not rig pic la in a ton torr of 0 voice that was for publication mad and then list liet to our neighbors dog howl back an requiem the 1 became I D und tit I 1 the loor Defigh h hood watched d dt 0 w walh th lu in truro e at Int arast find n d cooked cocked r reolder re 0 0 olver or lial honey waa tarap iut fau u wl on tile the result resul t and though there liters id nothing the letter la Ja liets locally a tion y yet at the the bound romi am to be ba tile die at amorite orte in the voids poola the first night aho be broke I 1 out 1 wan unprepared fur for it und and con with frith a large settle section silently of y crual amual sang ean frold at greatly r a d rates 1 hell mi tile tho first whoop was TU wafred wafted u up tali through r ough bid ho echoing hall a id all 1 I 1 a DO 0 t ph know w ll ether it if was wa coico fit or colic I 1 araa amp hastily haB tily testified to ado do or die ith strong lean togs toward dolue and so u took a polar bogir along to ito 1110 in cz e bar actions were a aa dolent a ber 1 a g I 1 aljo 0 grabeel a bottle olf of f 1 1 I ta to 5 be good in or riun 1 and I beadal w that 1 Is nhat Is in printed rf ou an the wrapper I 1 da nut 1 badome I alico coo I 1 think the ilia Journal liLt who 0 buds e ds ell out ilia hij editorials to ilia hie horld w D m TUB tl RAPPER OF 0 A 1 LINIMENT should bo be word moro chole ato la 1114 lil die lion flea new how much morn mato polite it would late lian e been for him lot to idao said bood led to or rillo 80 cland aud woman argood or rood good for men mij and bizilo A ito t tool k a mean advantage of ia the foot fant that hla bs articles arti clis ar are only read by alok deop 0 it liable to call at tile hie office buico find aeo 0 beat it I 1 cautiously opened jul bullets lets door about ahloo inches started my countenance suit aud thrina thu the hot t to into alo T rooan 0 0 an I 1 urged and be b sought ough b cpr r to 11 k me mb a toast tent out oat cc of f it aitto to 11 ll drink I 1 it ice a and let itle colic aroid a ltd bc lair if it did not fe fetch t ell her I 1 would run rim fora large muscular doctor docto sit sir slammed the door on my and with ft a great deal of at tile the erg it kind n a of contempt which haughty kitchen ladles ladies bestow on down trod don employees which the tha thick thickness of the door did not mitigate bhe she informed we ajo abe 60 was rendering A piece prece hy by mir mr brown broco culled livery S stahl 1 I or to that fleet effect that ff u I 1 would mind raw mv own buslowe and not dot throw mykle before the juggernaut Jux Arnaut of amateur elocution she air would thank me dont mention it said bald 1 I as aa I 1 started on a atah lost tor far enough cotton to till all my mrs etri tho the dog nai not door hail had acquired big bl ellow lion to jo the aid Tant hwe cona chew inc school imes known kaohn as 03 the forrest beat to 0 o called because tho the bubile takes take to the furt until the performance perform auca li Is over ilia 1118 record M a to la making him feared by all tile the chronic serene ders derauf of the neighborhood be II 11 will tear the tormento white from angel if the angel Is not pretty ac tire altoon on llafet his foot it inas the superior lor bowling power of df tho the doz do and not ruy my efforts that dinou raged juliet anil and rallied bor bar to 0 o throw lip elocution sod and turn her to what sito chi Is ill t h r it willae will bo ca remembered that loal literary circles wore were recently rocked to their inky depths by several re le metals from the police forea force TUN debart deairl were especially shaken up or one of t the force alto was selected to deeo deed rate citizens cl clotem was the woh well author who for a chicago ps paper r tile tho darrowl harrowing d fact ito ate athay of in auz juad or the HIM sausage trio pt I 1 1 boat island inland alor him ba arl 0 lie he ca callol lied on juliet to tell her about it alib fill the guy gay invited wreath of guw auw aft ue wilted on I 1 w no ho 28 or 29 I 1 fim a little fogy figy on oa tile the orete ah she changes cou corsitto on tile alight oot poyo cation and it requires much sitting up digma pig to keep a cot cor taly tally P copla choffy that is in tile tha rising laug louvia sleuth literate P dowel boa bp a aunly pro brors a bunal regard for or tue the gont ersts of 6 jay vanity arid and juliet was dover blow in ia forms fAng him with her moot vias pica brands of pie s ILL quotation front from sho of at IH ice ilia crof air tits lits plo pie IQ a A very I 1 ate I 1 1 t 41 aad uial acquired ft a nese 0 ot r fac how flow of and r aid tion ion in n getting away with ia old via jiniv a I 1 f 1 abt I 1 veil even rite D uever deter year ea til t I 1 ci f faculty keelty was wag finnly y chave to oil 10 lo ie ci h r on ito 0 o VIA walla a still noil p painfully of by 8 out oui buo ouo a U evil f toot bultow she lie nilca monti ment sith lineba to lu tach al ka ice lu in everything dav 1 he to road apal gho ho Us ia bull and I 1 and nil 1 aur uan a ona i iliin ielda u E U L A arnold lie 1 thought hang itt I 1 into the b a demaud sea tit 11 I a id abor he pd a banner 11 he a it it and leash laughed d jull juliat rell retorted with fill way warmth adb anil jeep wordle won the she bad iraqi romi Browni nir which ebo be did not under atall H then rose ro to attend by roaring ta to strike out ont the tb words sweetness still fend 1 light rod lort insert lo rt in their places rei fical tely the in words now orleans mina awa and keroson DO ihla 1149 led to a situation that could properly bo be called strained still in juliet getting knottier chodo but heroes before mobility kinds ft a last fa farenell resell to joliet to bad the ha AND an of if my pantry there wall a good deal of lio 1 guage u nl 1 which Is rarely board beard ell the fifth art of ft a hor drawn drama julett taunted film with be being baig could t A write an and it unable I 1 to 0 1 amp a dettae dett ve diary 1 lo 10 rl orld t e 11 lier er that bor bar elocution win only til it forthe lor alje purpose of 0 coast defenso tho the combatants have lust lost all sense of docene are arc willin willing ing to to engines ci cloi of tion oot dot recognized diciey in civilized mur fare SILO bli decol to tuu d lin alm she could write wilto is better batory thin he bo could chudd jio to ad bleed her to take out an n accident try it noil anti horo here tho the argument crated 1 she bh did she filie also alo entrusted me w ith tile copy copt asking die to ond ind a aalto rod to try and lu in bringing home borne tits the profits getting gett ln them all dray the following ila 1 her lange plang a in into to fiction marde BUSTED BART or TUB DOOM done or ax TM abbood A blood curdling tall of LOT Joll jolley horns U ioui kod 44 gorem go rouse arima entirely by tb ill author bet spit lady author of U a 1 ariti crazy y little huk ors or 0 a LU 1 T he Dou geel ai amr n or boat alad Dil Duni milly loy 0 aaa 8 atral aa uther eel yet LL I 1 lc W 1 L TRI con call or OF not nil huarm the tb chased nillon rose the tbt beautiful and bouy bony laud claudo elfi abl l tood stood on all the ahn hilk hadt arp uj and love bof ft a pace llo DJ ad nan an agh fill WM 1 I bopp though she h wall wa ft A I 1 cd 1 ol 01 I ill b 14 led d I 1 glenly a ol 01 1 mar for levo erfliNg 0 gat h bli 1 femal help why mad her lathue fit it her bar ably ah JM alan lavicie of her br I 1 hr she au ani blui TL It 0 lady h had 14 nion mom gant cent friends friend than be li bad so ill s wat a tk tit some amr that naw d bt bar but balt an nod 1 urd made t tir her common heave bw yote note atee it he wag at work on the take at the point where the break occurs stag atae the ewe case pled hla iam abil dropped to the fl flour r lie he was to ro moved and treated b the best e st ot of coodie til a IT I 1 ill faro m lie ul lit be out la in a fv few a an old tough deaf doa printer wu was 41 to 0 o continue the work fie be 0 me led read rehe over the take laid it d dott Q willi ilia t the remark that nobody con could put up an any jobs on him aqil and threw on his hia coat coal to RIO robil a roberal walkout walk walli out the tb matter had to bonem a killela 1 I 1 dont know how flow I 1 bm am going to face cen alg hon J jours airs in |
