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Show THE PARSON Salt Lake City, October 5, 1962 Vo!. 9 Editor-in-Chi- March 29, The PARSON Page No. Managing Editor Business is a mate I ... Someone to help II wand off loneliness! that ...The thoughtful alone than when by as solitude!... retires!... Sue Loomer Judy Durfee Jim Leap JPenny Goldsworthy Alan Burkhalter Editor Dick Homrighouse Manager The Requirements CLASSIFIED FOR SALE: One partially completed power plant, some rust, needs work. Suitable for the power needs of ' Contact Memphis, Tenn. of a Community The present strife evident on our campus has been belabored to the point of impasse. Charges and counDixon-Yate- s power comtercharges have been leveled by both administrators Ark. Little Rock, pany. and students. The faults of both have been bared by FOR RENT: One football stathe events of the past six weeks. It seems that there dium, suitable for athletic exists a stand-of- f in which neither side has been able contests, circuses, revival to take advantage of the others weaknesses, nor willmeetings, gladiator parties, and numerous varieties of ing to analyze the incumbent responsibilities of either. extra curricnonsanctioned Those students who have become emotionally inactivities. ular Contact volved cannot write the situation off as an unfortunate Board Westminster College experience. Merely by virtue of being involved, they Trustees. of illustrated a characteristic which will not be sublim- FOR SALE: One unused R.B. ated, regardless of academic expedience. 47 bomber (sometimes reOne optimistic light has been the acceptance of ferred to as the R.S. 70) Comes cannot This Student the complete with detailconcept, however, Judiciary. blue ed adminisof be effective under the extant attitudes the prints and large Congressional appropriation. tration. Perhaps these attitudes are subject to change. collect Robert McPhone with-cObviously the Student Court could not be effective Namara, Washington, D.C. more than nominal support by the administration. FREE: One Frenchman. This Also the program will lack efficacy without support collectors item is a oneand more significantly, respect for the attempts of the time premier of France, students. Thus far students have had no reason to exsometime leader of the are we O.A.S. a in attitudes. and always person-- duped being pect change Perhaps na non grata. Slightly used, into believing progress is possible. Perhaps we are being otherwise in excellent but of tactical more subtle a to maneuver, type subjected condition. Telegraph Konultimate the entrench to further authority designed Adenauer Bonn West rad of administrators. The responsibility of the administraGermany. tion is well exemplified in Mr. Morris Letter to the LOST: One Eastern European Editor. satellite, vicinity of Peiping. The responsibility of the students is to look for Answers to the name of Alabout bania. Substantial mvard to be a the of attitude, optimistic changed signs due to sentimental stimuli which to such to and given thereof, respond progress Call N. Khruschev, value. administrative more in evident be sophisticated may Kremlin, Moscow, USSR, techniques. ask for operator 69. If the administration is susceptible to progress, a FOR RENT: An entire school debatable thesis presently, students must also forget system, will accept long term lease. The state rethe war and maintain an attitude of conciliation. serves the right to refuse The tactics of the past may have some long-terany applicant who is not effect, but hopefully this effect will be constructive in W.A.S.P. (white Anglo-Saxoterms of amalgamating the forces of both factions. Members of Protestant). The requirements of a community presupposes the Court or Supreme struggle, but utilization of the struggle for the commonNAACP not eligible. Conweal. If the change in administrative control denotes tact Gov. O. Faubus, Little the harbinger of progress, optimism is warranted. When Rock, Ark. based a are activities communal of upon techniques respect for the community, the wars must needs be forgotten. W. U. Smith ut ADS Bodies which, of the PERSONAL: Yo-yo-s v'orld unite, you have nothing to lose but your strings. LOST: Twro unmatched skis. One wood, and one metal, both are blue, one has Marker bindings. A reward will be given, mainly one broken nose. If you have them, see Fritz Breeze, Carleson Hall, but first make sure that your insurance is paid up. TRADE: One class A minister of defense, (answers to the name of Krishna) for a dark suit, an atomic bomb, or nearly anything. Contact Jawaharal Nehru, New Lelhi, India. FOR SALE: The New' York Times, Lock, stock, and press. Needs work, test offer. Contact the editor, New York Times, or Mayor Wagner, New' York City, Newr York. PERSONAL: Pedagogical bridge players of the w'orld unite, you have nothing to lose but your contracts. FOUND: One U. S. citizen who doesnt have to pay taxes. Answers to the name of Sir Winston. He keeps TeiE 5 Madam, you smell bad! losers weepers and keepers Blood,' sweat, toil and tears. LOST; One eight ball suitable for playing pool with, or splitting in half and makout of. Last ing a seen in the Carleson Hall recreation room. Contact muttering finders yo-y- villa beautiful view'. Sacrifice, must have cash for Contact travel expenses. Adam Clayton Powell, Washington, Continued from Page 1 ing the reality of ehairness of some equally inspiring bit of erudition. Constantly hovering over all the residents in our establishment is the most impossible tenant to deal with. Ready to get her claws in any object of value made available to her, the culture eliminates no one in her constant quest for a goodie to eat, something to wear, or a cigarette that Ill pay right back. I am sorry to end our expedition so abruptly, but I must attend to my weekly task of cage inspection and make sure that all of my lit- First Professor. tle children" are practicing god cagekeeping habits. So I leave you to fill in the remaining cages with any of the other captivating residents I have failed to characterize. April Fool! ... (Continued from Above) HELP WANTED: Part time music teacher, must know how to play the piano. Contact Alan W. Bosch, Westminster College. HELP WANTED: One col lege president, must be Christian, must be able to think fast on his feet, must be able to deal with erratic Individuals, or their ilk. Need not be a member of the AAUP. Contact Westminster College Board of Trustees. (The New Student) Continued from Page 1 this doesnt mean we must hold our tongues until weve tried it out for a term or two. I certainly dont disagree with anyones right to critihe is cize another, but either thoroughly aware of the facts or has (as suggested) placed himself in the moccasins of todays Westminster student, he should ' put down the weapon of inefficient judgment. un-ti- l take a break.. .things go better with Coke l..d Comp.n, b, ,M, Ik. C.mM 1MOC-NM- f Coc.-Col- a CoL D.C. (If you are lucky.) NEEDED: Candidates for the position of Parson editor. Applicants must be able to REDE AND SPEL GUD. contact Ken Denne n (Animal Farm?) o Leon Reyes. FOR SALE: One Caribbean m About Basketball was so Companionable Soul to Solitude myself1... r.avcr found the companion Katky Schwertx Managerial Staff Feature Editor Political Editor .. ... Na ws Editor Sports What you need,Gort, I strongest man earth is he who stands most alone! on Denne Ken ef Tha knew, Wench, that I was never ess 1963 Salt Laka City |