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Show September 29, 1961 THE WESTMINSTER PARSON Whats This About After Shave Lotion? by Bill Showell I was advised not to write about the new freshman class, but after listening to a couple of the new ones discussing Westminster and (what they call) its high school attitude, I had no choice. Trying to compare a good freshman class with a high school senior class is like comparing the Westminster lounge to the U. of U. Union Building. From what Ive Lady Loverlys Chatter when the record ends. Freshmen girls: College students do not care if Mary saw Ruth kissing Ronald in the science building right after the 10:30 Hygiene class. Freshmen boys: College students dont care if your beer consumption fluctuates with the amount of fall out in the air. It wont do any new freshman any good to complain about any thing unless they go to the proper authorities. seen, our (Authority, does not mean a spiritual being.") new freshman class can comso a with well high If you, as a freshman, do pare school senior class its like not like the way Hogle Hall comparing apples with apples. (The kind with worms). At least the worms are on the inside looking out. Maybe this class of overgrown children should not be rushed. . . (Frustration, according to Dr. Spock.) But it should be known that Westminster is a college not a playpen for babies. Its too bad that all freshmen are not disk jockeys so when they put their foot in their mouth they could simply play a record, then start over Cold weather did not keep these students from enjoying a delicious chicken dinner serve at the picnic. Many students and faculty members made their way to Storm Mountain on Friday, September 22, for fun, food, and freezing weather. all-CoIle- leans to the South, tell one of your new class officers, maybe they can do something about this menacing problem. It will not do Pete any good to tell Phyllis about it. The main thing is to tell some authority about it. NOTE: We lost 12 out of 15 girls out of the second floor, south side windows because of the lean, last year. Keep in mind drugstore freshmen, a runny nose is better than a mouth like the Grand Canyon. Delusions On a dark and dreary night Rattling shutters shook with fright. Moon rays hardly could be seen Storm clouds made a hazy screen. Meek, I entered Ghost Hotel Heard the ring of the death bell. Forlorn the church rose to the sky; Spirit mourners went treading SWIM and Mournful winds gave ebbing chili Chanting knells with eerie will. Fancy of a mute voice came; Surmise that someone said my name. Spellbound by a leering gaze I followed in a lurid haze, Wild with images I raced before Faced a wide, mysterious door. Behind the door which would not open, There sat Death with her bane token. Mounting urge rose high at YGEI A H FUNLAND 1224 feast 2 st So. 1 P. E. sity. I heard a fierce inhuman cry. With my hands I tried to pry From a dark confining cell, Heard the mocking of the knell, Saw the world with vacant eyes Stare insanely at wild skies. A by. SKATE . With the din of the wind and rain. Piercing uncontrolled velocity Roared with frenzied animo- Credit Classes Now Being Formed within me; Leave this place and try to flee. Leave this place of great confusion, Flee this one mad, dire delusion. Death march of the mute then came SPECIAL i Summer certainly seems to be the time for romance. Among the newly engaged couples are Tuck Hubbard and Ruth Ann Wilson, Nan Morris and Doug Evans, Gail Mascolo and Ed Robbins, Virginia Sturm and Jim Leap. Carol Hoodenpyle is also flashing a diamond . Among the recently married Westminster people are Tom Mitchell, Jerry Floyd, Lannie Peterson. In spite of rain and cold weather, Orientation week was a success. After several grueling testing sessions, the freshmen enjoyed a picinic at Storm Mountain, a watermelon bust, a movie in the Student Lounge, and the Ilello Dance. The Parsons started off the home season by defeating Eastern Montana. The gridiron heroes also seem to be pretty wicked with the greasepaint. Ron Hauser and John Reschert have taken a morbid delight in terrorizing already frightened freshmen during Initiation week. In the next issue, well try to have more news of activities, organized and otherwise. . o the Best Selection 0f Prose or Poetry $10.00 1st Prize $5.00 2nd Prize Fonr $3.00 3rd Prize Deadline: October 23, 1961 Contact . . . KAREN DOUG KELLY or HARPER , fort : uies TtimxEK- NouJ H&IRCUT oNSf RFGuMpfl-S'- 0 2sr o with activity card SUGAR lOUS frlRB E& SH -- o E aisTsourA GREAT BETWEEN COURSES Get that refreshing new feeling with Coke! Bottled under authority of The Coca-Col- a Company by ! |
