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Show SUT THE SAD CYNIC SAYS: fhezmkzt 21, Athlete of the Issue; R. N., uses a cartoon character named Probie to remind the graduate nurses that once they were probationers with all the pitfalls, problems, and perplexities that One such CQuld confront any lovely young lady within one lifetime. with another a a technique cartoon had probie demonstrating like a dont Act cooperate, the as patient; patient. probie posing calls out Probie number one. There you have the story of the student nurse in one simple statement. But as -- for those Angels of Messy, (which they sometimes call themselves) I just dont know. The other day I heard three stuside door of dent nurses from St. Marks slipping in through the . . . out were Sh, sh, not sneaking the hospital just as three interns out hours. been after so noisy, whispered the probies, weve out after ours. Sh, sh, yourself, whispered the interns, were going extra supply Did you, know the, fact that the brain receives an of blood during mental activity has been demonstrated several times . by . having a person lie on a delicately balanced table. The table remained horizontal as long as the subject kept his mind a blank, but when he was given a problem to solve, the head end of the .table sank under the weight of the additional blood. I have often wondered why a person could sleep with his head in a straight forward position; nothin in it. Recently I ran into a piece which I thought very thought provoking. It is entitled, Intellectuals, and is taken from T S. Eliots, The Hollow Men: ' We are the hollow men ,We are the stuffed men . . . . Leaning together ;; , Headpiece filled with straw. Alas! Our dried voices, when t . We whisper together , Are quiet and meaningless ' As .wind. in dry grass , . ;, , , Or rats feet over broken glass M, .... In our dry cellar. Did you hear about the deaf woman who entered a church with ear trumpet. Soon after she had seated herself, an usher tiptoed over Ahd .whispered, One toot, and out you go. The other day I overhead IJoug Andreason talking to his brother Dick, nd this is the way the conversation went; VWhy, dont you like girls, Dick. Theyre too biased, Doug. Biased? ' 'yeH Buy us this, , buy us that, until Im broke. A' Thou, . The magazine for nurses, a Way., PARSON Tfc PAGE 2 WORDS OF WISDOM; HE WHO HESITATES, LEARNS TO CRAM. Basketball Picture Holding a first string guard position is flashy Jim Frankos. Frankos stands only but he has all the qualities which make him a team leader. Frankos is the .important in steadying team. Jim makes up for his lack of height by being an accurate shooter and a beautiful ball handler. Frankos can hit the set shot and his opponents must guard him close. Frankos fakes real well with his eyes and his body; this plus his speed gives Frankos fame as a driver. Jim is a veteran ball player This year Coach Richardson has got together one of Westminsters best basketball teams. In only his second year as head coach, Richardson presents to the Westminster basketball aficionadas a team that displays height, speed, shooting ability and defensive ability. Despite a mediocre 6 wins and 5 losses thus far, the fans can expect the team to do lot better as the season progresses. The ball team is made up of many men who have not played together for a sustained period of time. As a result, our team has not yet jellied. Frankos, Evans and Van Cott have been leading the way in the scoring column. With Buhler and Evans forming a double post, our team has a most effective offensive pattern. Buhlers beautiful blind passes to Evans have resulted in many baskets. Without a doubt, Burg Evans is the teams leading rebounder and scorer. Because of Ms combination of height and powerful jumping legs, Evans can be seen flying in the air and controlling both offensive and defensive back-board- s. Superb hall handling and are the trademarks of our speed Reid and Frankos. Jut-kin- s, guards, Ellison, Johnson, Buhler, Frankos, and Brinton are all eith- v with much experience; you will notice this by the way he handles the ball. He knows when to pass and when to dribble, and he executes both of these fundamental points in basketball quite superbly. Because of his ability to steal that ball, Jim is a forward on defense. Frankos and Reid combine their talents and give West- their first minster good fast breaking offense in many a years. TONGUE TWISTER I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit. Upon the slitted sheet I sit. (Be careful, this could be embarrassing!) The skunk sat on a stump. The stump thunk the skunk stunk. The skun thunk the stump stunk. er 3 years or 4 years lettering in Who stunk? basketball; tMs depth in experiAdam was the first electronic ence will be important as we look forward to a winning season. engineer, mainly because he furnShowing steady improvement in ished spare parts for the worlds every game played, Petralous first loud speaker. The young man who just receiv- and his height can further improve ed his college degrees rushed out our strong bench. Be sure to sup-.poour Christmas Holiday and said: Here I am world; I have an AB! And the world reSit down, son, and Ill plied: teach you the rest of the South 17th East Haircutting by Appointment Phone HU 42221 Business greatly appreciated before 3:30 p.m. God made the world, then rested. God made man, thenv rested. God made women, then no one -- i 7 Iceland 1208 EAST 21st SO. IN He (at the movies): Can you see all right? She: Yes. He; Is there a draft on you? " She: ' No. He: Seat Comfortable? f . She: Yes. 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