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Show ffODMUM 2 PresidsBifs Hall Em asid Pwus ScfetctH&ei faulty A Stylish Approach to Westminster's Fanciest Event After a night full of sequins, suits, and 70s Teachers disco tunes, the Westminster community could use some Presidents Ball advice, so Here is a list of Dos and Donts for future attendees. iwii UMiiinrinmnurt DONT dance alone to slow songs. Rather than 1. looking ridiculous and making it obvious to everyone that no one wants to dance with you, sit one out. 2. DO wear shoes you can dance in. Like some, I found this out the hard way. Razor sharp straps are no friend to gettin jiggy with it. 3. DONT pretend that you know how to swing dance. If your dance moves during Jump, Jive N Wail mimic someone having a seizure, eryone knows that you do not know how to swing. 4. DO attend a Sassy Swing- ers (Westminsters Swing Club) meeting to learn some killer moves before attempting them on your own. Dancing with old friends is a definite do for these happy party-goer- s at the Presidents Ball, held Saturday night at the Hilton downtown. a taxi is a lot more fashionable than riding in an ambulance or a hearse. 5. DONT let your drinking get out of control. It is really hard to look classy while throwing up on a college administrator. 6. DO get a designated driver, if you choose to drink. Lets face it; riding in your best friends 1987 Buick Riviera or 4 7. DONT reveal your under- clothing. You are not a Victorias Secret model; no one wants to see your underwear. If your panties show when you bend over, it is a sign that your dress is too short. 9. DONT pick up on someone elses date. If you came 8. DO come stag. Sometimes DO have a fun and safe time! you just cant get a date in Iff f oriUH Sim 'Pad 2005 7ihctex&: ZcUtwt: Staff Emma Ryder Krystel A. Baggerly Nicole Barton Angela M. Bastian Kimberlie Blesch Amy E. Burns Nicholas Christenson Ashlye Davis Joey Hellrung Daniel Iverson Brianna Lange Marc Maybee PwdcicUGH' 'TKaKay&i: Addie Ryder Ptlofo ScUt&i: Roy Crane m, 'WtaHayen: Heather Hooke Janay Morgan rfdv&en,: Brooke Niemeyer Lisa Nyren Marilyn McKinnon Roy Crane, Janay Morgan, Addie Ryder, Emma Ryder, Beth Lindorf time. Instead of staying home, come alone or with a group of friends, and you are bound to have fun. Kate D. Pappas Stan Sarkisov Rachel , C. Smith Aaron Weight Paul E. Westerhold Jason A. Williams Tessa R. Woolf The Forum is published every Wednesday. We encourage students, faculty, staff and other readers to write letters. all letters to: editor at forumwestminstercollege.edu. Only signed letters will be accepted. The Forum reserves the right to edit all submissions. Views expressed are those of the writers, and are not to be considered those of the Forum, ASWC, the faculty, staff or administration. dateless, you should probably stay that way. After all, that person chose to come with someone else. 10. nun 22, 2005 lli Sigisig autograph their work Ishihara holding a signed by all authors in atirt ifi tendance. rnmibMumnM I Figured (the shirt) would be It Pen was set to paper and other various materials with a flourish Saturday in Shawr Center Lounge as members of the Westminster faculty made a special appearance for a book signing. Among the authors in attendance were Dr. Jeff Nichols, professor of history. Dr. Kimberly Zarkin, professor of communications, Dr. Charles Ehin, professor of management, Greg Gagne, professor of computer science Dr. Jean Dyer, dean of nursing and health sciences. Dr. Fred Fogo, professor of communications, Dr. Natasha Saje, professor of english, and Dr. Christopher Quinn, professor of music. Dr. David Stanley, professor of english was absent due to a project in Mongolia. The event was sponsored as a part of Westminster Homecoming Weekend activities, and both students and alumni attended. Its rare to meet one person who has written a book, let alone a group of authors sitting together in the same room, said Dane one-of-a-kin- d. may or may not end up on Ebay, he said chuckling. Students were able to with the autalk thors about their books. I deliberately went outside the field of management, said Ehin about his two books Hidden Assets: Harnessing the Power of Informal Networks, and Unleashing Intellectual Capital. Across the table, Zarkin was displaying her book entitled, Groups Communicaand the Federal tions Commission: A Study in the Politics of Broadcast Regulation. She said that the book is actually her doctoral dissertation and was originally written in 1998, but only recently published in 2003. Zarkin also has just finished another book which will function as a reference guide for the Federal Communications Commission as part of the Understanding Our Government series with Greenwood Press. 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