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Show dm: debts DPILAHTIEK CmATTriER is understood that the Denver delegation was quite unhappy with our group of intellectuals at the 1. R. C. conference. It seems that they hurled a charge of dirty politicking (unfair, of course!?) at our lil dahlings upon discovery that the latter had cornered the majority of It these years! Anyone noticed how Ebenstein gets a more than usual glow on whenever Mr. Codings comes near? Does Erickson really have a cousin in Ferry Hall? Just wondering . . . Whats the attraction up north, Con-tent- o votes re next years conference site and regional officers oh, you kids! VVe wish to congratulate a small but Maiinc of our corps indispensable part on it3 joint birthday Happy Birthday, L.W.M. and A.E. M. (The last initials are a coincidence). The current topic of the repartee is that gem of wit and wisdom. Barefoot Boy With Cheek. From it we would like to relate one of its many humorous tales. While helping to build the great Dnieper dam a few years ago. Comrade Tanya Nitchevo (the name assumed) leaned over the top to wave to her mother and gentlman friend passing below. She slipped and fell into a section of newly poured cement. Her last words, as the cement closed over her had were Solidarity forever!!" Hollywood, here we cornel The following is a letter said to have been read over Mickeys shoulder: Dearest: Id drive to the far reaches of the earth for you. Id dive to the bottom of the Mindanao Sea, swim the Berclimb the Himing Straits in alayas in a blizzard, walk barefoot through the fires of (pardon the expression, please) you know where lor you. no doubt!! Whos the blonde, Stauffer? Pretty good place, that Macs. Have you heard the near tragic story of how the Cincgrill almost had to close down because the checks didnt come? Airs. S. asked Ned Reid how he asked for a loaf of bread when in France. Eloquent, as usual, but unable to express himself in said tongue, compromised by asking for a loaf of French bread. In re the first paragraph of this article, to what height did Miles stoop to split the DU, CU, and UU vote? Why, hes a potential Van Johnson, from what we hear. Love, does tuition not a a in veteran place special privilege class, the VA said. Do-Flo- p mid-winte- r, P. S. Ill R. be over tonight if its doesnt rain. Whats this about a kitchen wrench in Comedy of Errors? Paul why are you always to the to go wanting Lyric about 10:S0 almost every night? By the way, hows Ann? Whats this we hear???? Bev Taylor and J. Lathrop were seen coming out of that tantalizing expose, Mom 'and Dad, just about a week ago. And after all Cotro-Mane- s, , ,j Student Agent Needed A student circulation representative for Varsity, the Young Mans Magazine, is now being sought on this campus. To be paid in commissions and bonuses, he will be a local branch manager whose duties consist of promoting subscription and book store sales, arranging intramural contests and working with the home publicity office. A brochure describing all phases of the Branch Manager Plan is available on request. Write to Student Circulation Department, Varsity Magazine, 52 Van- derbilt Avenue, New York Veterans, Take Warning According to information just obtained from the Veterans Administration, Veterans enrolled in schools and colleges under the G. I. Bill of Rights, .must com- Do not read this ad Government-pai- d Students must abide by all ruls and regulations and must maintain satisfactory academic marks. Wilful misconduct or unsatisfactory progress are grounds for withdrawal of subsistence and tuition payments. In the past, most student veterans have attained academic marks students equal to or above and wilful misconduct has been negliginon-vetera- n ble, VA reported. Professional Cleaners BUDS classy (YOU SUPPLY THE ANSWERS) DEPARTMENT QUESTION books to see Who checks the sign-ou- t if the girls are staying home as much as they should? nt Na-cent- Who hours? smokes in their rooms after Who likes to short sheet unsuspecting a, victims beds? What third floor gal went down the the other day, reversing the usual procedure? fire escape . eating Hazel Pittmans and Dink Parkers apples all the time? Why doesnt anyone answer the phone Why is everyone seen on second? Who, pray tell, runs bath water after eleven oclock? Who practices when other people are y, sick? session. Fourth Floor Flossie. Why Go Farther? n Prescriptions Soda Fountain Luncheonette Sundries Magazines If It Looks Like We Did New, It Tobacco Film Service 1649 SO. 11th EAST Complete ASK YOUR WELL-DRESSE- D CLASSMATE feSle&s! of introduction to that weird place called Ferry Hall, Id like to say in spite of leaky roofs and banging windows, of ancient plumbing and prehistoric furniture, in spite of eternal practicing and water fights, all of us inmates just love the place Were just ha! peculiar. Ha, The girls living in the dorm have set which up their own seems to be working out very well. Louise Turner is the capable president. Mem-br- s of the judicial board are Pearl Ginny Thomas, Dutch Devaney Floor representaand Dottie Fleming. tives are Hazel Haines, Joan Lamus and Bev Taylor. New coeds hail from California, Colorado, Nevada; Miss Rose Zoll was schooled in California, and Miss Joy Deardorff calls Chicago her home. The little room on the third floor, known to the trade as the Smoking Room, is as popular as ever. As usual its floor is littered with coke bottles, the pretty pink ash trays filled to and a hot pinochle game is in By way ply with the regularly prescribed stand ards and practices of the educational 17, New York. A sensible girl is one who is more sensible than she looks because a sensible girl has more sense than to look sensible. I bid 30. No, no, dont. I have a stinkin hand. Have you got any of these? Card is Okay, swell, then my hand is passed. all set. Sal and Bev the Taylor sisters, are real sharp at the game. Nan and Dot are close seconds. 2124 Highland Drive SUGAR HOUSE 1-S- Service top Bryan Pharmacy nth East 1702 South Dial 6-68- 32 |