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Show THE WESTMINSTER PARSON Page 4 Student Reviews Guessing Game Host Senator King YDs Trip to Europe GUESSING GAMES: Who on the faculty staff or a- Congressman David S. King, Democratic representative Tower of London, and took rom Utahs second congresVicki Nason by " . ing: This summer I spent six a boat ride up the Thames to sional district, met with facSample: Dobbin, what dia weeks in the British Isles Westminster Abbey. The next ulty and student body of WC you do when you saw that with a Presbyterian Youth Ex-- day found me a Hampton on September 28 in the first rattlesnake in the road? Ans.: change. The purpose of this Court and Windsor Castle, Young Democrat sponsored Eischeid (I shied). If you can exchange was to School was next on unction of the school year. strengthen Harrow take more, try these: our agenda. This is a famous ersonal Christian ties be-Speaking on the 87th Con1. What did Mrs. Harlowe ween ourselves and those boy's boarding school, which gress from which he had just say about girls being kept out with whom we came into con- - claims honors with Churchill, returned,' Mr, King contrasted of the boys dorm? tact. To help accomplish this Byron, Milne and Wm. Pitt. the 33 major bills passed dur-n-g that think 2. What do you My last day in London I urpose we were to live in the first session under if become to see Kew Gardens, President Kennedy to the 12 will went a week little blue egg private homes, spend at an Youth Con- - Trafalgar Square, Piccadilly major bills' which the 1953 you put it in an incubator? and little ference, 3. I realize you know spend two weeks Circus, Hyde Park, the Houses congress passed under Eisen each in England, Ireland and of Parliament, and Bucking-Scotlan- hower. about football, madam, but, nfie ham Palace to see the chang- the approxcould you give Congressman King Kennedys close contact The delegation was com- ing of the guard. In the after with imate number of players on 87th Congress helped the students noon I went to St. Pauls to achieve. this fine record, was initiated to give aid to posed of twenty-fou- r each team? Cathedral, and was just in remarked . the Congressman. special types of state educa. 4. What type of garbling is between the ages of sixteen . d tion. time to see their evensong He and twenty-onewere They that to come from your pointed out changes in service. chosen last from of all The over U.S. the the stop son? Im sure the conservatives U.S. foreign policy and how 5. How possibly could I As delegates, we were com- - day was at Madame Tussauds would agree that Mr. Lincoln aid is more becoming missioned not primarily as a House of Wax. There were foreign make this pool shot, Doug? an to help others didnt get his ideas from the instrument wax figures of to 6. If you had to get across work group, study group, or over 400 help themselves. The Peace Reds. famous infamous and as tourist but rather would how group, you people this, river, Reluctant To Change Corps is an example of the a combination of all three. from all over the world. make it? New Frontiers answer to the Resistance to New Frontier We stayed four days in New 7. I understand you had The next week we were at old request of the State DeYouth Confer-wa- s partment for something hew. programs again emphasize twin boys yesterday, Mr. J York, and most of our lime the that Republican conservatism in sessions. spent briefing Is that right? ence, which was held at The a is rare still is reluctant to change; opCorps We left on Monday, July 25th Reigate in Surrey. inYOU where as yet, in the past when they Idlcwild our third week was spent portunity ANSWERS: (We warned you, fror? dividuals can to have gained power, they have contribute Airport. We by jet, and jn Belfast in Northern Ire the dont blame us.) failed to of this foreign policy any of 1. Bosch. 2. (a) Robinson, we arrived in London ap- land. This area is mostly country, he observed. Democratic the which policies hours later. industrial and the smog is (robins son). 3. Tanner (ten Dra?mae were them. preceded Federal aid to education is many things continuous, or) eleven. 4. Boyack. (boy that me m London. an idea out of Moscow neither impressed History is on the side of 5. Ewbank bank). 1 (you yak.) Feud Gin stl Inland Of Democratic Party. The the most these are nor a course, means to my 6. Woodford (would). 7. No, w .ner.1ans .see t0 ination of the nationalasdom programs vivid memories because this its presently being system, Justesen (just a son). there is still, a eaJlze was established would have be us again will be opponents Obviously, the donor wants Visit the first place I was to going on between North- lieve. correct. The conStan proved Congressman King to remain anonymous. and the Republic en Made Of Meals stated that the federal aid educagressman. Comparisons to placed Clark knows. .rder tvns tions beginning with the Republicans cannot answer One of the most constant police station? Northwest Ordinance of 1787 these statements in open decomparisons are those made especia ar.e smJunded by narbec which, established that profit bate. Instead they use subconcerning meals. The Eng- The Truth . . . mounted rpo from lish eat six or seven' times a specified sections of tly to infer ideas. About Maidenform day, which is disasterous for l!f walls with bits of have townships be given to meet Convervatives try to label broken educational to gain high not anyone trying needs. ideas as liberal Bhowell Bill Again By scourage They eat breakfast !fandfspikes under President authentic American Lincoln, However, I want to apologize to the weight. between 8:00 and 0:00; tea at fyone Jron. climbmg over the Morrill Land Grant Act tradition is liberal.. new freshmen, not for writing 4:00; dinner at 6:00, are stiP Bombings and sup- This Whats last article, quite frequent. my hands with a brown leather .Our last stop of the tour at about 10:00. Lotion? perWhile About After-Shav- e The f?urth week was spent glove. Of secondary impor- was in Edinburgh. There the I saw in London but for not being there to most of the tourist attractions. in Dublin, where we saw the tance to most was the organ, main attraction was the Festiparticipate in my crucifix- The first day I visited the Dublin Horse Show and in the Church on which Han- val. There were exhibits, dision! Ive never been hung r-- -: Trinity College. We had a del played his first Messiah. plays, operas, theater and One flock is the herd that meeting with the Lord before, but if Tom Dooley Mayor parades all day and every can take it, so can I ... A once lives on campus, the other is of Dublin and the American The fifth week was spent night, too. In between these the students. When Ambassador. One afternoon on the Isle of in a lifetime chance. Iona, a hnall attractions I managed to see All Im going to say about one bevy visits the other there we went to St. Michans island about fifty miles off St. Giles Cathedral, St. Cuth-bertthat article is that I think it is a complete state of mass Church. The main attraction the Western coast of Scotland. Church, a parade of was successful. All freshmen confusion and hysteria. Where was the burial vaults under This island is famous Knox's house and for John the pipers, who held contempt for me, are the idiot herders?? You the Church. The air there which is the Community there, Greyfriars Church. were willing to call me names, killed them long before the is so dry that bodies were an in six weeks were up Christian Well, experiment stone me, fight me, play the battle started. preserved for centuries with Community living. Unfortu- quickly, and we had to return music I hate on the juke box, out artificial preservation. Segregation Personified! we were unable to see to the U.S. Actually,' I think An debate with me, or write arstudent doesnt shook hands with an eighi nately much of the actual Commu- we were all glad to be back ticles defending their position, dare run for office at West-- hundred year-olCrusader as we stayed in a again, even though we had life, nity and so on, are to be congratu- minster because he is afraid which was about like shaking Youth had a wonderful trip. Camp there. lated. Congratluations, you that he will be stomped to few who were willing to chal- death by the runaway dorm lenge me are now college stu- students running to the votdents. ing booth to vote for their Remember the old saying: roommat e! Electionwise, Birds of a feather flock to- the dorm students are one big , gether? Well, Im going to political party. Therefore, forcchange it to Birds of a feath- ing the students to er who flock together are one be the opposing party. Is it of two things: Idiots or (cen- right that the stusored). We will not discuss dents should have to use althe second of the two. most communistic tactics to These idiots that flock get a dorm vote? come in two complete, Do you think that everyone and confused unlabeled, pack- that voted for Kennedy was from Boston? What happened ages. Note: You English majors to political issues, speeches, may not think that I have and discussion? Are we Votthe right to call a group of ing on platforms or for the idiots a flock but an un- guy that rooms next tous? known Irishman once said I am sure that the knots "A flock of ships was in knotty pine wood are dark called a fleet, and that a brown. Likewise, I am. sure fleet of sheep was called a that the excuses of the dorm flock, and a flock of girls is students is, he doesnt live called a bevy, that a bevy on campus and so I dont of wolves is called a pack, know him. So what! Its not $100 scholarship will be awarded for the and a pack of thieves is a matter of kncfwing the can called a gang, and a gang of didate, its a matter of politoutstanding pledge. angels is called a host, and ical issues, and platforms. a host of porpoises is called Just because you didnt know Rush program began on October 8 and will a shoal, and shoal of buf- Kennedy is no reason not to Pledge program starts on October 23. faloes is called a herd, and have voted. a herd of children is called Before Westminster has an Applications for membership are due for a troop, and a troop of part other election, I, suggest that pledges on October 16. ' .ridges is called a covey, and all students take a class in a covey of beauties is call-- the understanding and appreed a galaxy, and he went ciation of politics. .on but Im getting a backYoure lucky you can vote ache from plagiarizing. at all. dministration has a name which can answer the follow- I . all-Briti- d. three-year-ol- all-Britis- h dis-establi- ; I in-186- n. - . . in-tow- n s in-tow- n d in-tow- n in-tow- n to-gath-er Westminsters Service . Y Ron Twelves, Duke |