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Show April U, 1986 Forum Page 6 features LESBIAN AND GAY CONFERENCE 86 ATTHE UNIVERSITY OF UTAH APRIL 13THROUGH APRIL22 Continued from page 5 noses at the offensive lyrics of some of the performers and demand they be dumped from the lineup. So who was dumped instead? You guessed it... Nancy with the dancing brown eyes. So you can put that in your pipe and smoke it. We will not fall asunder from pressure from the White House, Hey, man ... it dont look white to me, anyway. YOKO BONER And she sure did pull a big one. Who told Yoko Ono she could sing???? Id really like to know. So they like her in Europe? Big deal. They like Pia Zadora and Jimmy Osmond too. Apparently she thought so highly of her musical prowess, that she booked an American tour, no less. Imagine that. Give peace a chance Yoko and let dead dogs lie. Besides, I really dont think you have much behind those Foster Grants anyway. QUICKIES Seen the new Prince video? He looks like Joey Heatherton and sings like her too . . . Watch out when you start to look forward to junk mail... When Maria Shriver gets married to her meat puppet, will she be called Maria Shriver Schwarzenegger... sheez Louise... What will they think of next? First, scratch and sniff, now shadow strips (eyeshadow in a magazine). Can floor wax be far behind?,.. Heard all ... the new NAS A jokes? Theyre a crack-uGET OUT YOUR HANDKERCHIEFS Its time to say ta-t- You say you dont care now but just wait until next year when Im gone and youll think . . . hey, that wasnt so bad. But noooo, Ill be long gone into the outerdepths of Happy Valley, the desert on high, the confines of Jello Salad City. Yes, Ill be toiling away in the advertising world writing my little heart out to sell another electric rake to an unsuspecting Yuppie. So have fun on your summer vacations, boys and girls, because when you least expect it someone will come up to you and say... Decadence . . . what a lifestyle! PARTING SHOT Ciao, babies! Thursday, April 17 Sunday, April 13 Hospitality Suite a.m. to 4 p.m. Room 411 Union -- Art for El Salvador" 4 p.m. to IQ p.m. Union Ballroom 11 "Extremism In Defense of Liberty Debate on Lesbian Separatism 12 noon Union Den Coffeehouse 6 p.m. to 10 p.m. Union Den p a. Monday, April 14 -- "A Night at the Arts 7 p.m. to 10 p.m. Union Corkroom Concerning Gays and Lesbians radio show 12:30 p.m. KRCL-F- M Friday, April 10 Radio, 91 FM Hospitality Suite Room 41 1 Union LGSU Meeting 7:30 p.m. 8 a.m. to 8 p.m. Orson Spencer Hall Seminar: The Immune System" 10 a.m. Union 323 Movie: "Before Stonewall" 8 p.m. Union Theater Seminar: Lesbians In Sports 10 a.m. Union 319 Tuesday, April 15 Seminar: "Relationships 11 a.m. Union 323 Movie Matinee: "Before Stonewall" 12:30 p.m. Union Theater Seminar. Families and Friends of Gays 11 a.m. Union 319 Seminar "Why Straight People Fear Gay People, From a Straight Perspective 6 p.m. MURRAY WESTMINSTER Symphonic A Band Union Den . Movie: "Liana 7:30 p.m. Union Theater Seminar "Grief and Lots Wednesday, April 16 Seminar Fusion end Gays "Address by Supervisor Harry Brin 5 p.m. Union Den Outdoor Concert Union Patio 8 p.m. Movie: Liana 7:30 p.m. Union 319 2 p.m. Seminar "AIDS Its Relationship to General Panel: Question end Answers" 7:30 p.m. Union Den INAUGURAL CONCERT Union 323 2 p.m. Intimacy Among Men 6 p.m. Union Den PRESENTS THE Keynote Speed: Union Saltaire Room 12 noon CcnsSghiVlc3 Union Theater Union Patio 9 p.m. SAT. APRIL 19 -- 8:00 P.M. PAYNE GYMNASIUM SELECTIONS: otl 0 0 Ifraife, from The Music Man, Handels Royal Firework, Souzas Stars and Stripes Forever, and Gershwins Porky and Bess. iTted! till mml! iPtaimjtenw M' i! (1,111. CtiHW 1 Fifty Cents Donated to ASWC for Every Ticket Soid! l.'Ht'itf' LPmuiiibw Qisv CMifirui 'll TICKETS $2.00 AT SHAW CENTER INFORMATION BOOTH iilll llliMlI. '1 ' tfh ijiM, ijiifftmii UtMtttfc' i. i. .1. . ... ii .(I ... , . |