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Show Minter ab ELE, 7 NV ES 1 ERIN .. AW POY. BOALTER & SRELGROVE, | The Salt Music lecalere. iis iTN i ESTLy Lake PLATT THY FT| aBlea al Gs =| ueESS) hinanne UU lnh TERT WEBER Xe ORGANS, ii AND , i KNABE i¥ es! NAGE! aC 25,000 ee PIANOS Sua in use. T |e ee OPAL. e A When Hope was left to muse alone Within Pandora’s box deserted, Whence all the other sprites had flown, Catalogues Mailed Free with Pleasure. & SNELGROVE, HOME Veritable IN A was surprisingly Unnerves a avenue hatter aware thata made very little thing at times causes a ereat deal of commotion in this hustling world. He was cozily seated in. his palatial hat repository and carefully engaged in scrutinizing the columns of The Lyening Sun, when a gentle And more than all the luckless maid, Whose eager hand had wrought such folly, Beside the box she idly stayed And yielded to her melancholy But while her tears, unhindered, flowed, Impatient Hope, alone, unheeded, Begged freedom from her strait abode With promises of comfort needed. : Pandora yielded, raised the lid, And gentle Hope spread wings of pity, And by the kindly deeds she did man entered and esked hats. The latest thing in He tried | Shown to him. | did net exactly suit his to see 748. Main St., Salt Lake City, Utah. > a DR.G. H. KEYSOR some silk tiles was: one on. It fancy, how- No. 246.—Charades. (a) My first I may in truth declare— Its name Cheered young and old, in field and city. and nature My second ‘Yet makes My whole Lies in its But ere abroad she took her flight, Beside the maid she lingered, sighing, both is air; is a perfect bore, sweet music evermore; ©} in manya crowded street — bed beneath your feet. (b) Atevening by my whole you'll think Of days gone by, and never reckon That by my second my first is made, And by my first my second. No. 247.—A Picture Puzzle. Aeo RED The above cut deseribes in seven words a very familiar object. What is the description and what is the object? No. Merchandise And all Kinds of Utah PROVO It umber, Manufacturing And Building Co. Wholesale and Retail Dealers in Lumber, Lath, Shingles, Doors, Windows, Blinds and Mouldings.. Combination Wire and Slat Fence and all kinds of Building Materval. All Goods Sold at Salt Lake Prices. W. R. H. PAXMAN, Supt. PROVO CITY, No. in the Was a Pretty Foot. The funniest incident of my trip was in a sleeping car. It was in the morn- (b) No. UTAH. There was a subsidence of sentimental interest and a risibility of mirth. —Cincinnati Enquirer. Not * The ~ HENRY F. CLARK, THE TAILOR, te ip t flalifornia Fruit Store, Groceries, Provisions, Poultry, Fish, Game and Fresh in Season. 53 E. Second South &t., Opp. the old place. Telephone FRED No.68. SALT LAKE illustration: time of William Number. curious story serves ‘‘A and soldier CITY G. LYNGBERG. in the Mary was tried by a court martial on a charge of having fallen asleep at midnight when on duty upon the terrace at Windsor. He denied the charge, and solemnly declared (as a proof of his havin been awake at the time) that he Beane While under sentence of death affidavits were made by several persons that the clock actually did strike thirteen instead of twelve; whereupon he received his majesty’s pardon.” This statement was engraved upon the coffin plate of the old soldier. —Magazine of American History. FRED G. LYNGBERG, Propr. Oysters Unlucky St. Paul’s clock strike thirteen. . 20 B. First South Street. a Yen atte Suna aa asan an following Whig and Tory. — There is some discussion regarding the first use of the term ‘‘Whig” and ‘Tory’ as applied to political faciions. ‘‘Toree” is an Irish word meaning ‘‘give me,” and as such was used by bandits and robbers. [lu Scotland ‘‘whig” meaus “sour milk.” cory was first used politically in 1679, when it became the name of the party adherents of James, Duke of York. The ‘‘Covenanters” were the first Whigs, and it is said they toox their party name from the motto, ‘‘We hope in wod.” wate over, 250.—A Geographical ter ask || 2°} |1 bask bright lau- | or Ch ap- or to tle | fall jone’s | quiet; And a- | bat- der | die | With; on sun | with done done;| wanw of No. end | har- | 'work| In | No. to Pittsburg’s based on the buildings can clean. Ona in process of un- the eye 252.—Proverbial build- 253.—Reversible Does the man cleanly boy in a Sunday Bulletin. lads and school full of _lasses.—Pittsburg promised would whe one of them, undera to assume guarantee y , e r a W s, Dealer. Jumber 340 S. First East Street, half block: ° north of 8th Ward Square. Miss Hannah Billings Keeps constantly on hand a full stock of Words. MILLINERY who weighs his words use ' When a man and woman are made one by a clergyman, which is the one? Sometimes there is a long struggle between them before this matter is decided. . A Simple Elision. The following letters were written over the Ten Commandments in a Welsh < ‘ GOODS Of the best quality and latest styles. LADIES’ HATS trimmed to order on and BONNETS short notice and at very reasonable rates. Place of business, a few doors west of scales? . Was a modest request ever seen to blush? ing in this city must perforce stand among its fellows as- would a dirty |. faced This was more than ‘‘Pi.’° Whether a blind man-can be held liable for hereabouts, along The unlaundered some ational Bank, PROVO church: CITY, UTAH. t=” “Home Industry Our Specialty.” Provo Co-Operative CLOTHING DEPARTMENT —)o:0(—; a bill payable at sight? with **Washing and Ironing” and sim- ilar legends. little lic: -(a) How must I draw a circle around a person. placed in the center of a room so that he will not be able to jump out of it though his legs should be free? (b) If five times four are thirty three, what will the fourth of twenty be? (c) What is the difference between twice twenty-five and twice five and twenty? smoked stone put off its grimy discolorations. The building’s old facade must greet the in gocd order until death should claim them for the grave.— St. Louis Repub- No. 254.—Quibbles. ‘‘Blank the newer portion. ‘‘Stone Fronts “Washed” is the announcement. that Calling never to work them, Sut to keep them heat & Blank, Brick and Stone Cleaners.” The upper stories of the building referred to have been built of nice, new, cream colored stone. These, resting | A Few Things to Think Of. upon the old, smoke’ stained stones, Is there any harm in a fellow sitting down gave the front a bizarre and incongruous appearance. But the ‘‘brick and in the lapse of ages? Can a bald headed man be said to be hair stone cleaner’s” services were called in, and lo! the entire front now wears brained ? : Sees of newness. The What did Procrastination steal from Time? was scrubbed with honest soap and water, and now harmonizes with charge ssttt. Out of these letters form a truthful proverb. smile’ then this sign: duns. oe (a) Read forward, Iam to wind; read backward, Iam to look obliquely. (b) Read fortook their’ departure. — New York ward, I am the face of a time piece; rezd backward, I am set°down. (c) Read for-’ Evening Sun. ward, lama number; read backward, I am Washing Stone Fronts. asnare. (d) Read forward, lam a resinous An entirely new industry has been substance; read backward, I am a small anii x established in’ this city of late. - It mal. -remodeling hangs pet A knight (chess man), in moving from square to square over tic board, converts these disjointed syllables into a verse of poetry. What is the verse? ; illumined his handsome little face as quoting *‘\ man’s a man for a’ that,” the lid of the pocket was buttoned over him and the manager and mite owes its existence wholly new atmosphere, and is fact that the [ron City’s be scoured and made Fourth avenue building Spared. them to,so Mr. Leonard | find tle | ness ; ter | in | brainimyr-) Were they could stand, and the sacrifice was put off. Cole had no place to take of | non | land Horses kissed each one. Acrostic. . Bet-| nePe | and |Than| rel | let |Than| “At this saying he lifted the atom of manhood from his position-in the pocket and actuwally held bim out to the reporter on the palm of his hand, while the subject of his remarks bowed to every one present with the air of a A | Bro: | (tur-| gain| like of | ‘°Til4! than the average babe at birth.” Chesterfield. ow- Puzzier. mare by name, he told her to kiss them all good-by. The intelligent ani- ~ mal, stretching forward her head, oy By | tle| the When Mr. Cole, a well known. circus proprietor in the south, sold his stock in New Orleans, three dun ring horses that he had owned for: years went with the others by’ mistake. Mr. Cole at once bought them back, saying that he would never consent to have the horses become the- property of any one who would make them work, and he had decided to put them to a painless death. He proposed bleeding them to.death, but W. B. Leonard, a liveryman, suggested that the use of chloroform would be a better and Iess painful mode. This was finally decided upon, and a reliable man procurcd, who was to have performed the operation. ‘They were all collected in the circus tent. There was Cole, Leonard, the riders and the clowns, the ringmaster, the tumblers and the leapers and the | three and a gown. she Set e Sea et aN pounds.» Soon after imparting this in- | (i) A Chinese city. Initials end finals name two cities of Euformation he was conveyed to the pocket of the gentleman who brought roe. him in, end then, while waggishly lie. £51.—The Knight’s Puzzle. wageing his small head, he informed his interviewer that the owner of the a | cat- | life | and; live | In te A4EO pocket, ete., was Mr. Thomas Foster, (os Hop, “but nevertheless he treats me in all things as his equal. We have many a lark together.” This last remark was made while he rolled a tiny cigarette, and he indeed looked amusmetrical— not more than a feminine ing as he leaned against the side of his number three—and the merest’ bit of pocket and contentedly ankle in sight looked soft. and fine. manager's puficd away. Noone present doubted The men glanced at it from the corners of their wicked eyes. The wo- the statement meade by Mr. Foster that is the. smallest men deprecated the exposure. Then Hop o My Thumb a bold, brazen fellow went right known human being, and that his like has probably never existed. ‘‘He has ‘straight to the pretty foot, grabbed the gained the age of maturity,” said Mr. ankle, and flung the whole member Foster, *‘and yet he weighs no more rudely into the berth. the giz Furniture. (a) A Russian province, (@) An American territory. — 16 inchés in height, and weighs just 9 of their berths, and of curtains were drawn in front of still slumberous persons. Suddenly a foot was thrust out. between two curtains. It was small, white and sym- kick To (a) An Asiatic country. (b) A Spanish river. (c) An Italian river. manager, who wasas ‘‘fine as silk.” had got out ‘his “Tm somewhat under his size,” said only several sets of my foot that way [ll -zard out of you.” of (ec) A marsh and not to yield. (a) Very, and a musical syllable. ing, when the passengers ‘‘He wouldn’t treat his bride so,” said a woman close by. ‘It must be his sister.” Then the head of a_ 10-year-old urchin emerged where the foot had been, and a sleepy, angry, boyish voice said: *‘Look here, Sam, you let me alone. Next time you ketch hold 249.—Articles _— Anywhere Enigma. (a) A treatise and a box. ie ecidedly not. 248.—Numerical I am composed of, 13 letters, and am a popular novelist of the day. My 10, 8, 9 isa conveyance. My 12, 3, 18, 5 is to be conveyed. My 1,11, 9is an old woman.. My 7, 5, 12,5 is at this place. My 1, 5,11, 4is an importaut part ofaman. My 6, 8, 2,5 is precious. My %, 11, 2, 13 is. difficult to penetrate. to — No. 239.—Cross Word ‘Enizma: Edwin Booth. No. 240.—A Dinner in Anagrams: Oyster soup, boiled salmon, Spanish mackerel, roast chickens, roasts turkey, boiled rice, ssweeét potatoes, water ecresses, dressed tomatoes, Jemon pic, eream cakes, Charlotte Russe, pineapples. No. 241.—Charade: Pirogue. No. 242.—Ribbon Rebus: Gane-gap, raceace, meat-tea, bears-ear, gate; spears. No. 245.—\V ord Squares; @ ACHES (ob) ULEMA GC RR’ Agra LADEN. Ry Ae Seu B Pel Ts BPs Ooo METRE SEEMS. . ANSER No. 244.—Mathematical Nut; ‘vhe weights are 1, 8, 9 and 27 pounds. No. 245.—Conundrums: When he is a rover. Because it is the grub that makes the butter fiv. Gec:us: we must all giveit up. For divers rezsous. It is the fruit of good living. A door bell. The | RED Provo fo-(perative [nst’n, country but in this ancient town, builded on a swamp and utterly undrained.—Cor. Boston Herald. ey | General “ Key ever, and the proprietor placed several others before him, and was about to return the first one to its proper shelf when -a ‘still, small voice” from its In pity o’er a tear drop bright, interior greatly startled him. That on her slender hand was lying. Hold on, sir,” said the voice; ‘I’m Her fluttering wings of myriad tints not done yet.” The astonishment deHung o'er the drop, and when she vanished | | picted on the face of the hatter,as he An opal, in the sunlight’s glint, ' dropped the tile and. peered into it, Lay shining, and the tear was banished. | was doubly increased by what he saw, And so, through al! the changing years |}and he hastily jumped back and | An opal speaks tv us of sorrow, | clutehed the counter for support. But yet of hope that stills our tears aye SS a | His exclamations of surprise and exAnd bids us wait a brighter morrow. aL hd Re pot at —Helen Martin in Providence Journal. | eited manner brought several clerks and customers to is side, whose asa Sea CE a aes Not a Home for Invalids. tonishment became equally as great as And no wonder. The most diTo be plain, the City of Mexico is his. Painless extraction of Teeth by the use minutive mite of a man that ever exnot the proper place for a prolonged : of vitalized air. sojourn of invalid tourists. The robust isted outside of Mother Goose’s MeloArtificial Teeth, $10 to $15 per set! diesor Swilt’s Liliputians was standNo. 64 W. Second South St., bet. Tribune can do very well here for a few weeks, | ing upright in the hat, which was, of but even they would enjoy the winter, — and Opera House. weeks in lower level towns like Aguas” course, xt ordinary one, and having Calientes, Guadalajara, or little towns. plenty of room to move about therein. With the assistance of the customer like Orizaba or Cuernavaca. Here it. is impossible to have a fire in your ho-| who had called for the headgear, the little fellow was helped out, and taktel room, as such a thing is absolutely unknown. A lamp will, it is true, | ing his stand on the rim of the hat, his heat a room sufficiently to take off the elbow rosting on the crown, he bade The Largest Institution South of Salt Lake. chill, but this is not the way for an in- the writer a pleasant ‘‘good evening.” te. hed becn but imperfectly seen valid to live. There are cities and —DEALERS IN— towns here where no need of a fire while in.the hat; therefore, upon lookwill be felt the. Winter through. For ing at him cutof it, the reporter could ‘beheve his eyes, for there those of us residents who have gone scarcely through the not wholly comfortable stood a perfectly formed and,.as he process’ of acclimatization and are subsequently preved, an intelligent No reporter could fairly robust, a winter is quitea differ- | little gentleman. ent thing. Its cold is gently bracing,. resist the instinet to engage him in an the appetite, never sharp in tropical interview. -It was discovered that he Produce. latitudes, picks up a bit, and one goes eame to the store in the overcoat who had about his business with more energy. | pocket of the gentleman f But 1 defy any man or woman of, helped him out of the hat, and whom Orders by Mail Prorhptly Attended to. northern blood to live here a few years the sriectutors now strongly - suspected and have that vitality, that certain of having previously helped him inPROVO CITY, UTAH. ae vigor, that one possesses in ruder to Tt The little fellow’s name proved to climes to the northward. There are’ . F. W. C. HatHENBRUCK, Supt. some correspondents who ask if a stay , be Ecop o’ My Thumb; a euphoneous | in this city ‘would be beneficial for, cognomen giyen to him because of his “persons atfilicted with rheumatism?” diminutive size. Heis 19 years of age, | Box D. eT PRS Ve Y PREC PMN VRE P PT ESE BGP Ts TN This looks asif it might be Welsh or any other strange Janguage. Butif you will put in the vowel ‘‘e” as many timesas is necessary, you will find you have a couplet containing advice appropriate to the place in which the inscription was written. ; | POCKET. Living Liliputian New York Hatter. A prominent Eighth The world was sadly disconcerted. = COALTER AT Pr : {i —— PANDORA’S re FULL LINE OF HOME-MADE SUITS CONSTANTLY ON HAND. sie )oro( Suits made Woolen ese) ik) Try a pair of to order from the celebrated Provo Mills Goods, samples of which are sent on application. our all-woo] Cassimere Pants at $5. A. SINGLETON, Supt. |