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Show Trt WEST MOUNTAiN TIMES. NC . i T 2 N SPORTS Serendipity Sports The Coach's Stomach Have you ever wondered how a football coach gets ulcers and what happens to his innards on a daily basis? Let me run you through a routine day in the life of a football coach's stomach and you will understand why a coach never gets diverticulitis. a. m. Good morning coach. . . stomach calm. 8:30 a.m. Star halfback hobbles into office on crutches. . .stomach begins to twitch. 9 a.m. Quarterback's mother calls, he has the flu. . .stomach gets upset. 9:30 a.m. Scouting report reveals next opponent scored eight touchdowns against league champs. . .stomach has butterflies. 10 a.m. Scoop from the physical 8 education department, new budget cuts. . .stomach takes a lailspin. 10:30 a.m. Alert from superintendent. teachers about to go on strike. . .stomach goes into strangulation. II a.m. . Telegram from recon-ditioner- By Dale Simons s, game uniforms lost in transit , .bottom falls out of stomach. 11:30 a.m. Word from athletic director, other school questions eligibility of fullback. . .stomach starts on fire. Noon Vice principal reports catching six starters cutting class and smoking. . .stomach explodes. 1 p.m. Custodian reports rifling of team lockerroom, practice ,rear gone. . .stomach is suffering from too much acidity. 1:30 p.m. Squad list lost, must redo position, age, height, weight, etc.. . .stomach is gaseous. 2 p.m. Security alert, 2.000 Pirate swimmers place at meet PRICE held a weekend. Castle Valley Swim Club and 'C meet last B A group of Pirate swimmers tested their skills against other swimmers in the state. While some of the girls and boys are veterans, it was the first meet for Shane Gibbson and Tracy Blanchard. backstroke in the B division. Sherri Sessions took fourth in the breaststroke in the C division in the 8 and under age group. 50-ya- rd Troy Blanchard grabbed fourth place B division in the backstroke and fifth in the "C division of the freestyle. Traci Lester swam to sixth place in the C in the freestyle. in the 50-ya- 500-yar- d 50-ya- In the "C division, Chad Blanchard took first in the boys 0 age group, and third in the B" division of the 100 and freestyle. 200-yar- d Shelly Hayes took second in the d breaststroke, fifth in the 100-ya- rd 50-ya- 50-ya- Custom Such is the way of the football coachs stomach on a typical fall day at a typical high school. Simon Says The only team some people could make is the 20 mule team and then only if they need another jackass. Lee Kay Center readies for gobbler hunt Saturday B Barbara Burnham rimes Correspondent HUNTER The Hunter Lions Club is finalizing plans for its annual turkey shoot at the Lee Kay Center, 6000 West 2100 South, Saturday from 9 a.m. until each match. The shooter who places his BB" closest to his (X) wins a turkey. Only shells provided by the Lions Club are allowed to be fired. Tickets will cost SI. New features of the shoot this year, in addition to the shotgun Virginia-styl- e shoot, will be a skill shoots using .22 e caliber and black powder rifles. A years past, an shoot will be held. The turkey will be given to the winner in Virginia-styl- e shoot is conducted in the following each match. The Hunter Lady Lions will sell chili, manner: Shooter will mark his target with a pencil (X) and his name (X) sloppy joes, hot dogs, coffee, hot marked anywhere. Target is then chocolate and doughnuts in the center's placed approximately 30 paces from the auditorium. Monies derived from this project will firing line and the shooter fires one shot from his shotgun or one provided be used for further improvements at the Lee Kay Center, according to club by the Lions. Targets arc then compared with other shooters targets in president, Bruce Burnham. dark. As in old-tim- 50-ya- rd 200-yar- d freestyle, fifth in the dividual medley, sixth in the freestyle, sixth in the backstroke and sixth in the freestyle. These were all in the division. in- 100-yar- 100-yar- Holly Byers took third in the B division with an free style free with A time, first in the a AA time and fourth in the protesters from nearby school headed this way. . .stomach feels like a time bomb. 2:30 p.m. Two assistant coaches quit to take job in a more peaceful town. . .stomach has a knife in it. 3 p.m. All clear, begin practice . . .stomach has a knot in it. d 50-ya50-ya- B'' ujpRiirujp WHOLESALE PRICES TO THE PUBLIC COME VISIT OUR LARGE SHOWROOM (25 000 SO FT ) E XPERlENCED LIGHTING CONSULTANTS ARE AVAILABLE TO SERVE YOU BETTER I 969-739- 3 LARGE SELECTION Kearns, Utah the Lee Kay Center. This years hunters include Lions Ireddy Wilson, Marion Rees, Russ Clifton, and Mike Burch (from left to right.) and Craig Sudbury with the extra points by Irvin Maxwell. Credited with fumble recoveries were Devin Hathaway and Craig Sudbury. Plans for the annual Christmas tree Brett Schwabb had a quarterback sack. permit sale have been finalized by the Coaches Don Reilly, Mike Zuppo, Salt Lake District, Bureau of Land Lucian Rassmussen and Randy Bailey wish to praise the entire Bantam team Management. A limited of 500 permits will be sold for a very excellent year. The team roster includes Bill Batt, for SI each on a basis Saturday, beginning at 7:30 a.m. David Carter. Trent Christensen. Sidat the Salt Lake District Office located ney freeman, Cary Halowcli. Lance Harmon, Devin Hathaway, Allen at 2370 South 2300 West. John Kemple, Gary Krone, Tim According to District Manager frank Irvin Maxwell, Mark Pasterthan more have "We Mangum, usually Snell, 500 people lined up before the sale nak, John Poe, Johh Prentice, Scott Querry, Brent Ruby, Steve Rushton, begins so the permits go quicklv. Those who obtain one of the permits Brett Schwabb, Joe Siriaanni, Jery Malt Sorensen, Tracy will be able to cut one pinyon pine tree Sommer, of their choice on December 12 or 13 at Strange, Craig Sudbury, Brian Thata designated cutting site located 80 cher, Jeff Thomas, Tommy Valdez, miles southwest of Salt Lake City. A Mike Williams, Sieve Woodman, and map to the cutting site and permit Marty Yakovich. guidelines will be provided for each permit holder. The number of permits available this out-voll- ey year is less than last year due to the said that Snell of trees. number limited KEARNS The Kearns High School there are not enough trees available to volleyball team captured a three-se- t girls so the total program demand, meet the over Davis Tuesday aftervictory is designed to provide the unique opnoon at W cst High to advance into the to tree a Christmas portunity of cutting third round of the Utah State Class as many families as possible. Permits Tournament. will be limited to one per person per The Cougars won the first set 15-household. then rallied to the second For additional information, please dropped win the match 15-contact the District Office at Kearns finished second in Region between 7:30 a.m. and 4 p.m. (except Two play while Davis was the chamweekends and legal holidays). pion of Region Four. The victory enabled Kearns to advance into Wednesday's third-roun- d play against either Weber or Olympus. d In Monday's play, Kearns heart-break- er outscored Cottonwood in two sets, I and In semifinal action of the Lie conThe Cougar setters are Lorine Teo ference championship playoffs last Satand Jackie Vigil, blockers include urday. the Cyprus Bantams lost a Karlene Davis and Chris Duckworth to Hillcrest 20-1- 4 while Kelly Newell and Elaine Monson Cyprus scored touchdowns on passes play defense. They are coached by from Brent Raby to Mark Pasternak Diane Congde-i- . Christmas tree permits on sale $116. jWater Heater 5 yr. 40 I grade White LARGE ASSORTMENT OF only! gal gas I Toilet s49 I I A g Vanities Bath tubs Sinks Faucets! PIPE FOR ALL NEEDS BlackoGalv. o ABS o PVC. Copper ff 4703 West 5414 So. Kearnsg Weekdays 9 am to 6:30 pm H Sat. 9 am to 5 pm 967-200- 9 1760 W. 1900 So. 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Bonneville was back in the vme. Cyprus then threw an iniercep ana (he laker lion at their own were psyched up and reads to tie the game, or possibly lake the lead with a e t conversion. A pass call against ihe Piraies pul Bonneville on the 2 yard line wuh tour plavs to get the hall in. 1 lie Piraie de tense rose to the occasion and lurned away any hopes that Bonneville might have had in renewing (heir title ll was detense i fiat kepi Cypius out ol trouble and kepi the Piraies in the game. This is not only true ol the Bonneville game most of the games this season for Cyprus have been won by the power of their defense. When a fumble was needed, the detense was right there to help in shaking loose ihe ball. Gordon Bljk and Ieie Sctakis have been picking oil passes all year long at key times to ensure Cyprus a victory. Hie Puates have been confident dial they can score against anybody, and they have. Once they get on the boaid. it has been up to the detense to hold and maintain their lead. loday at II a.m. the Pirates will take on Bountilul. Boumdul is a powerhouse learn with a good, solid running game. Led by ihe running attack ol Rob Lggcil, a 205 pound hull ai the fullback position, and Mike Gee, the Pirates will have to couni heavily upon their defensive Ircnii line to contain the Braves. Delensive coordinator Paul Dilley said that Ills detense would nol make any changes in playing Bounfilul. "Wc have a multiple detense, and we arc solid in the line and secondary." Coach Dilley went on to say dial tot die otlense to work well, quarierhai.k Doug Dilley would need protechon and d the talk SALT LAKE CITY-- AI1 about the Cyprus Pirates moving up inand not being able to to Class compete with the big boys is coming to an end. defense and A two touchdown passes from Doug Dillev enabled the Pirates to del eat the reigning slate champion Bonneville Lakers. 41-The Pirates paid no attention to the critics who had written them off for this game, and played Bonneville as though they were just another team, rather than the No. 2 ranked team in the state. Cyprus played Bonneville with their usual attack: stay down m front of the other team's goal until they score. Bonneville was in trouble trom the start of the game. Cyprus constancy moved the ball into the Laketv' territory, but coulJ not get on the board. The Lakers kept playing wr.h their backs to (he wall, deep in their own territory for each possession. The Pnatcs' defense was overwhelming. Leading the chaige with a number of key sacks was Many Jones Robby Bezzant and Mike Quinn pul the squeeze on the laker otlense, allowing limited yardage on the ground. All through the first hall the scoreboard remained blank. Cyprus could not find its way into he end zone, and the Lakers could not find their way out the hole they had been digging for themselves. Strausberg combination into the end zone in the first quarter looked good for the first six points of the ball game, hut an illegal use of the hands nullified Ihe apparent score. With 18 seconds to go in (he first half, the Piraies got the break they had been waiting for. Ihe drive began alter an excellent punt return by Jett Sorenson pul the ball on ihe Lakers' 37. 1 he Pirates were unable to move the ball, and set up for a field goal. With a little razle-dazlDoug Dillcy, who wav holding the snap, pasvved to Sorenson for 17 yards. With the ball at the 16, Dillcy had halfback Sieve Bracken slant into the middle of the field. Bracken cut for the corner cf the end zone where Dilley hit him with a perfect strike. Ihe Pirates had a couple ol other opportunities to score in the first hall, but could not capitalize. Wnh lourih and three pending a d drive, the Pirates could not get the first down and had to turn the ball over to Bonneville line. Cyprus also aton the field goal but Jerry tempted a Archibald was a little wide on the kick. The second hall was a tug of war. Neither team moved the ball well, and Dilley threw a couple of passes that were intercepted to slop any ideas of a Piraie drive. When the Pirates finally put a sustained drive together, it was on the ground. Randy 4-- h 27-ya- .. time. "It Doug lias die lime, he'll gel points on the board, the coach said. Bountilul uses die running game and is very consetvanvc m its choice ol plays. Ihe Pirate delense will have to he on die watch loi a well devised play action pass and nol he tooled loi a tun. Should Cyprus heal Bounfilul, die Pnatcs will play die winner ol lodjv s Roy Alia comesi. 4-- Sieve Bracken 524-534- 8 (20) attempts lo foil successful 15-I- 15-1- 0. heart-break- Best Homemade Mexican Food in the Valley! FRESH DAILY Midway Lounge & Cafe Cafe separate from lounge Children welcome food Luncheon specials Take-ou- t 6 pool tables in lounge Family atmosphere Midway Lounge & Cafe 4319 West 3500 South 966-093- 1 (cafe) calch by Bonneville opponent. UteBYU fans meet for lunch first-roun- Phone pre-ga- me SALT LAKE CITY University of Utah and Brigham Young University football fans will get together Wednesday, Nov. 18 at noon in the Hotel Utah for a special luncheon before the Nov. 21 football game between the two schools. and LaYdl Edwards (B1L) will speak at the luncheon, sponsored by the BYU Cougar Club. Reservations may be made by calling the Cougar Club Otfice in Sam Kcx. Cougar Proso, Club representative in Sail lake City, or the University ol Utah Athletic Department, Cost is $7 per person, and reservations must be made by noon on Nov. 17. 378-271- 487-361- Athletic directors Arnie Fernn (Utah) and Glen Tuckett (BYU) and head football coaches Wayne Howard (Utah) 581-817- This coupon good for Oije Free Ganje Value 25e. One per customer. Expires Dec. 15. GAMES POOL FOOD 1 1 Ooo Z4KCAVC 2592 West 4700 0c9069099i0000006000 i inter-lerenc- two-poin- Kearns girls Davis Bantams lose 12 By Mike Gygi Ttmts CorttfHmdent e, CALL 4175 West 5345 South Pirates' defense drowns Lakers one |