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No matter what Tea you have been using, get Luneta ltNl order and notice Remember, you a Full Pound packHalf get ot Luneta Tea or age 's? k' TMenly-Civ- e Coiifn Stingy, Not Pious. Young Harold was late .in atcn donee for Sunday si hooTTifidlboMTiTm- Inter Mmiui red "I whs going tUluug, nut fn'her would not lot rue go," announced the 4ho-cmrse. - Tittsburgh millionaire stood be side his $S, 000,000 automobile wouderj ing where to go next. A woman whom he had. known1 rushed out of the hotel and sought to solve this problem for him in a hurry She shot at him, but, of course, she did not hit him. Instead the bullet punctured the chauffeurs leg. Great guns, that was a narrow es cape! exclaimed the millionaire. "She might have punctured a tire!" 1 v lad "Thats the right kind of. ft father to have,". replied the reverend gentlemen. "Did he explain the reason why he would not let you go?" "Yes, air. He said there wasnt bait enough for two. Harpers j T THK time of their annexation to the United States much was heard- of the Hawaiian Islands as the key to the Pacific, a name which, unlike most tags, seems to be a fairly accurate de- j x. scription. Situated between and 23 degrees north latitude and between J54 degrees 40 minuses and 162' degrees west longitude,, they are at .the Junc-DHe Kept His Seat. of the principal steamprroute8 The suffragette was speaklng.acioss the Pacific and indeed are the "Ill bet there aint a man in this only land of any extent within a radius audience who ever did anything of 2,000 miles. Jhis situation gives around the house for his wrife. If them, inevitably great stategte. arid , there is a man in this room that ever commercial importance To the north made the Are, milked the cow, cleaned the nearest land Is Alaska with the chain 'of the the windows and made the beds every Aleutian islands, 2,000 niiles to the east, away; day without a kick Id like to see him, the North American continent, 2,000 niiles, and to ' thats all." the west, the Philippine islands, ,4.500 miles But she forgot her husband was at Honolulu is. distant 2,100 miles from San Franthe meeting. And- he didnt dare cisco, 2,460 miles from Victoria, IUC,; 4,700 from stand up! Manila, 3,400 from Yokohama 3,810 from Auckland and 4,4 10 from Sydney Maid Had Helped. The American tourist to the Hawaiian islands Young Van Windle waited nervouswill probably take ship at San Francisco, at-ly in the parlor for Julia to appear. though the steamers from Vancouver are also He had been sitting there, twiddling good "He must remember that from a United his thumbs, for half an hour. Finally States port it is possible to sail to Honolulu a step was heard in the hall and he on a ship under American register, unless he only has rose to his feet expectantly. a through ticket to the Orient and pians merely But it was not Julia.. It wTas her to stop over. The first day or two out of San maid. Francisco are usually cold, so that heavy wraps Marie, said the impatient young are essential, but as the rest of the trip Is warm, man, what keeps your mistress so rooms on the starboard side, getting (the trade long? Is she making up her mind winds, are preferable. After the hills of the coast range have dropped whether shell see me or not? No, sir, answered the maid with below the horizon there Is almost nothing to see a wise smirk. It isnt her mind shes perhaps, or porpoisesrbut no land and the man who yery.rarely a passing ship. - Rut-t.making up, has never been in the tropics the ocean, so utterly different from the North, Atlantic, is a reveTreason. Wny did Binhack leave Califor- lation. There usually are no waves, as the AT- lantic traveler knows waves, but the whole surnia? He was forced out because he face of the sea sways gently In great, silent, - wouldnt, brag about the climate. Mm lazy, swells. The harbor of Honolulu Is not large. The enStar. dianapolis trance is 35 feet deep and 400 feet wide; the inner harbor is 35 feet deep and 900 feet wide, Smooth Idea, Width is being extended to U200 feet. '"Gf a c iou s rwha h as 'y our irttTe boy but this is always still. Indeed, the name water The got on his pants? Furniture polish. Those are the Honolulu means the sheltered" and Is appropants he polishes the banisters with." priate, since there are few, severe storms and no. weather affects the safety of the harbor, which In consequence Is usually crowded with shipping. Mixed Up. As the steamer enters the channel people watch Did that play make out in its run? the Japanese and Hawaiian fishing boats, usually was a Yes, indeed! YVhy, it dories painted some bright color, that contrast with the gray tenders of the Near the dock the- - water la allve boys IT sometilres happei shouting, ready to dive for leTis sony very good habits by not swimming about and not one of which do they nickels and dimes, following In the footsteps of his fa miss. are dexterous swimmarvelously They thtr. mers and give incoming passengers amusement that Is pleasanter and more . unusual than look- - , ' WORKS ALL DAY at the undoubtedly practical but also unAnd Studies at Night on- GrapeNut$. Ing doubtedly "ugly "warehouses and' United "States Food. government storehouses which line the shore Thp streets, In so far as the uneten character Some of the worlds great men have of the land permits, are laid ont at right angles. worked rtur mg the day and studied Fort street and Nuuanu avenue running from evening to fit themselves for greate the sea toward the mountains, and King, Hotel consi-tutiothings. But it requires a good and Beretania streets, more or less parallel to generally to do this. the coast, give, as being the principal thoroughA Ga. man was able to keep.lt Up, sufficient indieation of the street plan - All fares, -- with 'ease after he had learned the after leaving the business center pass between alsustaining power of Grape-Nutluxuriant gardens which are never shut in by though he had failed In health before walls, but are enclosed only by low hedges, . he changed his food supply.- - He Bays of red flowering hibiscus. In many parts Three years ago 1 had a severe at usually of the city the streets are bordered with tropical' tack of stomach trouble which left me flowering trees that are a glory in the late spring unable to eat anything but bread and months. An admirable electric cap service covers water. the entire district of Honolulu, traversing or The nervous strain at. my., office, all the mate streets. from 6 A. M to 6 P. M. and improper crossing Of public buildings the first In importance is foods caused my health to fail rapidly. the Executive building, formerly the royal palace. were Foods Cereal and This stands near the cehter of the city, on King tried without benefit until I saw Grape-Nut- s street. In Its own open park. It Is nsed now as mentioned in the paper. the offices of the governor and of territorial ofIn hopeless desperation I tried this ficials and contains also the chambers of the food and at once gained strength, flesh Built In senate and house of representatives. and appetite. I am now able to work 1880 of blocks of concrete, much overornamented, all day at the office and study at night, to suit the king's Ideas of beauty, it follows no without the nervous exhaustion that recognized style of architecture, would be in any was usual before I tried Grape-Nutnorthern city amazingly ugly, but standing alone It leaves me strengthened, re- as it does,' with no other buildings as contrast, freshed, satisfied; nerves quieted and approached on all four sides' by short avenues re-- , ' toned Up, body and brain waste of superb royal palms, surrounded by splendid aJiving been stored. I would. havecream colored, its great trpesand skeleton,' or more likely a dead one by wide, cool galleries giving an effect of lightness, this time, if It had not been for Grape-Nuts- . it has an appropriateness that makes it almost , , pautifu!. Name given by Postum Co., Battle - a building of real Interest, constructed of Creek. Mich. Read The Road to frown tufa stone from Punch .Bowl and Theres a ReaWeliville," In pkgs. bv striking gardens. Is Lunalllo house, son. "bis vas established by bequest of King Lunalllo A Ew Its start Irttrrt TtfJ ' a home for aged and Indigent Hawaiians, and ts Hum. tiav sssisrs trm mt kmmtm tell sanriMt two n 'aX.-- : ,, - - o , r NEXT the difference. C healing sensation. One dose cures most headaches In b nUnutvs. - - Homenta Is a permanent cure for mauy cases of catarrh in head, throat knd stomach. Also cures bronchitis, tousi-litis- , He colds, coughs and croup. tailed by dealers, or sent by mail on receipt of 50c stamps. Address New York Drug Concern, New York. Ad v. Near Tragedy. start at Is m your 1 out on . Luneta T ea is a syrup taken Internally Tastes for catarrh and headaches. good. Immediately opens air passages of head and 'lungs with a soothing, A h bottom S XtV' f:' seldom i onii is will mg-t- o IlH II nmle-.- S' . During the Spat, John, theres just one thing I want Mo say to you, Whats the matter, Mria? Arenl Puck you feeling well? -- t men-of-wa- r. -- - i n -- , s, , s. - s, gay-shrub- sur-ound- taterm. i'y n irutD 4hftn v $ Var ? .itf til L"V BFCOME NFI FAKI ithdyou RCnltFKS hoes pinch, Allens the e shaken into ml 1 $ mV Vfli a V'A That gamblers son is.a chip ot th ) rc hi tr ftumi wih i- i A? Heedity. Ami Jin - J , old block. I see. 'A regular poker P f 1 nt? i ' a x Wj, I a ?.;?" ' fr t4 v5;. v . ..4 o t. -! O v v ' S - AJ S. r X v - x s v Xu ja! Different Species. - For some time past Willies physical condition had worn on the teachHONOLULU, H.L ers nerves, until finally her fine moonttes occasionally and much more apim-lusensibilities rebelled and she sent th light surfing and swimming parties There ts bo lad home with a note to his mother, particular social. season In Honolulu. AJoro peo- saying; "Blmtse give Willie a bath; ple are out of town in summer, but on The ober his odor is obnoxious." hand that is the time when boys are at liotne The following day the boy appear with their friends from American colleges, nd ed at school and handed the teat her they burnt be entertained d.ly and night Tilts, this note from his fattier; Willie aint no geranium. learn therefore, Is the time to see more of the distinctively Hawaiian forms of amusement him; dont smell hlm, v tsX i v 'Mai'. 'wrk.xV't j' Tlie ancient dances, or liulas" are not often seen, both becauau the art of dancing is being lost and because many of the diAicea. In the motions, which make them up and in the words which accompany them, are, from a civilized rXi point of view, indecent. Some of Ihem are given in an expurgated form at the vaudeville theaters or certain selected dances, as entertainment after private iuaus, and no opportunity to see them should he neglectejd They WHERE THE J10UNTAIN ROAD are often marvelously graceful more no than are the Arab dances Jand with the pionotonous REACHES THE GAF HONOLULU, H.I. beat of their musical accompaniment are very here about a hundred of .hem live on and poetical and qtiBe in a class by themselves An . Of good theaters the inlands are daatitute are blind; some deaf; all are decrepit mediocre of performances at occasional series They sit in the sun under the palm trees and the Opera bouse in Honolulu brings ojjfc the talk of times 70 years ago, quarrel happily and Of interest to tourists who w hole population. vociferously, anff sometimes marry these octoin the Orient, however, there been never have have and genarians nonogenarlans. They plenty are the Chinese and Japanese theaters with their to eat, comfortable quarters, a weekly excursion to church In an omnibus, and, life having become Interminably long plays, often gorgeously cos turned and probably well acted. Nor is there something nearly approximate to heaven,' they see no valid reason for changing their - atate naturally nHHh epirtunlty to hoar gnod profesNot Beldom do they pass the century mark and sional musicians For the women of the place housekeeping li many remember, or claim to remember, the death none of the easiest. Servants are all Orientals, of the first Kameliamehs. admirable as far as they go-- , but w)th inevitable Private gardens line all the streets, their luxuThe Chinese ' are faithful. good limitations. riant trees and shrubbery happily masking the . cooks, and Immaculately- - clean in Hmirwork houses themselves, most of w hich make- Tio pre- tense to anything but comfort. People live out They are in general preferred to the Japanese, even though during the Chinese New Year, for of doors, and the result is that broad vine covthree days In January or February, they all deered verandas or "lanals the Hawaiian term 1u used universally are The niOBt noticeable 'and'" part onThetr annual hoHdayr During these days no bribe could make them work. They also at characteristic features of many of the bouses. that time have the habit of giving to the faml-lieThe glory of the gardens is their palms royal tor whom they work expensive and usually palms and dates prlndpally. but also wine palms hideous presents, which tnusf he" prominently disthe and fan palms and their flowing trees. In months after. An amusing part of the for Poinciana played makes the huge flaming spring regia New Year Is the necessity for men oi Chinese umbrellas of orange or scarlet or crimson; the Golden Shower, sometimes a stately tree, is hung j calling on all the Chinese merchants of their with Its thousands of loose clusters of yellow acquaintance ceremonial calls where they are regaled with queer, cloying'sweetipeats and cham bells; the Cacla n Odessa spreads Its great sheaves of shell pink and white blossoiiig llke a giorifled p&gne. The Japanese are filllng the ranks now as house servants, since under the United States of a is mist India Pride of .lavenapple tree; the der. Rut at all times of the year these trees immigration laws the Chinese population Is gradlook well, and In addition to them there are giually dwindling. They are far less reliable, but are often excellent cooks, and Japanese maids gantic banyans throwing eool"purple masses of In .their bright, kimonos are picturesque, about shade; algarobas with their . feathery Jeaves, the bouse. They can be taught almost anything, the which is through sunlight pleasantlgdllufed and ohee taught never forget. but unfortunately and the Insignificant flowers of which supply the the knowledge acquired is often of the parrot tons of honey exported annually to England. For those whose variety. For example, a lady gave a luncheon People work in Hawaii. and before the guests arrived showed her new lots are cast permanently In the islands life is not what it appears superficially to the tourist, Japanese maid exactly how to serve each course and what plates to use. The following week one long, happy holiday. Nor Is there here, as in so many tropical countries, a three-houhiatus ; she gave another luncheon exactly like the first, but omitting, one course. . Her Japanese maid In the middle muTday, when men and women take theh siesta. Hours of - business are what- - aervcdML. perfectly.,, except. thAt.,wh en., tb e time arrived for the course which was left out she they are In New York or Chicago, and life is too northern brought In all the plates and then carefully re- planned completely perhaps along lines. In Honolulu men go usually to tbelr, clubs movedthemempty, Because of the lack oh literature there Is no to luncheon the Pacific, the University oi the way to get any 'permanent Impression' ofthe City club talk business' and hurry back to a charm of Hawaii except by a visit Its history long afternoon In their offices. These clubs, it Is one can read and can appreciate line is able to fair to say, are delightfully arranged buildings with windows on all sides to catch any breeze. adopt In the reading a sympathetic point of view. e Of them the ' oldest IsMBfe" Pacific, "formerly the ' Thrf act" tharthoroughTyA merlcan tdcals- all phases of island Industry, of mooes of British club, on Alaska street. The house has broad verandas on both floors and lgrge, cool livlpg and of social Intercourse may be accept and theoretically believed.' But the Hawaiian1 rooms. The University club, mor especially a resort of younger men, has a pretty cottage near flavor, with which these ideals are subtly imthe Hawaiian hotel. Its membership includes a pregnated and that insensibly affects all who have lived there, is something Indescribable, large number of army and navy officers, graduates of West Point and Annapolis, as well as something which seems to emanate from the men from American, English and German univermisty hills, the whispering waters, the exquisite vegetation, the low voices of the people. All this sities. Tbe City club, much more inclusive in may be grasped only through the senses. The membership, is in a business block in the. center of the town. There are also of course, as In all eyes must see from the shores at Waikiki the ' bright carpet . of water beyond which .Diamond American cities, lodges of various orders,. Masons, Head so proudly stands at the gateway of the Odd Fellows, Elks and Red Men. world beyond. The ears must catch the melody While men are lunching at their clubs their -wives give luncheon parties or go out to lunch-eo- ns - of ..Hawaiian song .and.Jhe. swish of the wind 4a the palms The scent of stephanotis and a form of social entertainment which and ginger must strike one as It steals would seem more suited to a cold climate than to tropical midday. In the late afternoon the through the hibiscus hedges around secluded gar- ' dens. The whole body must respond to the ten Nuuanu Pacific o1 in club the valley Country der caress of trade winds that have blown across Tennis court near the Executive building or the a thousand miles' of warm ochao. Only this i various athletic fields and the bathing beaches full knowledge and the sense of this no word at Waikiki are the meeting places of society. At can convey. and are dances there dinners, night bridge par " r jX-X-i- occtt-alonnll- y -- on-So- j 1 - s Mechanical Liar, Ive just worked out an Invention that will save me a lot of trouble." What is It? for phonograph attachment In will office say that telephone my my voice when the phone rings: Yes, Mary, Im still here. Now dont hotter me, .for I'm butty. Goodbye. , - A Eureka, BilU 'A Shs Knew Where They Were. Hubby," announced 'Mlrs, Stylover, Im going downtown tomorrow morning to see the new hats. "You forget," her husband remindTomorrow is Sunday and ed her. V the stores will bo closed "Who said anything about stores?' Im going to church." she asked. Funny Makeupr Thats your wife across the hall, Isnt it? The one who is laughing. Yes," "They tell me she has a keen sense of humor ... Yes. !Rut, believe me, she Isnt nearly as funny as that hobble makes her look."- Cleveland Plain Dealer, Si The Stronger Sfex. "Cholly and Algy participated In a . disgraceful affair Ima cafe. . Anybody hurt?. . No Then what was disgraceful about itrWhy, a couple of waitresses held them apart" Washington Herald. r - -- r - ' -- She Didnt Understand. "I am In the seventh heaven of delight, exclaimed the groom aa they marched down the aisle. "Why, Henrys pouted the bride, I thought you. iold .me .you. had , only, been married five times." Kansas City Journal, The Suffragette.. "How are you going to vote thla fall? I Just dont know! My dre8 maker has been 111 and I havent thing lowearT t , pcr-vad- plu-marl- a -- , A lady Futurist Expert, visiting the studio of a Now, that surely Is one of your best works hanging on that nail there? she said. Oh,- - that explained .the master,. Is my palette. London Bystander. Romancer. "Whats the matter, old man? Yon eem to have had a sudden shock? "A severe jone. I asked my barber If I didnt need a hair, cut and h said no." Fittsburg Dispatch. Some -- Willie Knew. Uncle Pete Willie, can you tell m what comes after eleven? Willie Twelve. Uncle Pete Good! Now, what eeases after, twelve? Willie Father, from the club. - Gymnastic Stunt. Barbour. Yon seem warm; have - t you been exercising? Waterman. Yes. indeed. I went to the mutes dance and swung dumb, belles around all evening. Michigan Gazette. , |