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Show s' THE WEEKLY REFLEX. KAYSVILLE, UTAH Pawing the Buck. "Our head bookkeeper can add up tour columns ot figure at once." "Doesn't ha erar make mistakes?" Oh, sure, but hes got an assisiant to blama them on." Ita Nature. "The new nurse naked us extortionate wages. Well, her's 1 a hold-ujob. In the Swim. "Your daughter is studjing art. hear - Is she making any progres-Oh. yes. She has betn invited to the annual frolic of the illustrator and has a bid to the Art Students' league costume party. s When a man tells a widow that she the only woman he ever loved she takes It with a pound of salt is p CONVICTS AS ROAD BUILDERS ' 1 Need for Between State Highway, and State Prison Department Is Outlined. Out of Sorts 'The IS 13 wrong with baby, but we cant tell THAT whatsomething it is. All mothers recognize the term by the lassitude, weakness, loss of appetite, inclination to sleep, heavy breathing, and lack of interest shown by3aby These are the symptoms of "sickness. It may be fever, congestion, worms, croup, diphtheria, 05 scarlatina. J)o not lose a minute. Give the child Castoria. It wilt start the digestive organs into operation, open the pores of the skin, carry off the foetid matter, and drive away the threatened sickness. Hi Geatlaa CasUrft always bears the signature ef state department should hire convicts from the 6tato prison department in exactly the same way as It would .hire free laborers, and at the same price pet; ay. During the hours of wmk the men should not be thought of as emmet hut slm, ply as employees of the highway department. No payment should be made for a single hour not worked and a man discharged should be removed at once and permanently, while the highway department should have no responsibility for nor authority over the cohvtcts t auy time nor in any manner except to conduct their work or to discharge them."-Thineed for between the. state highway and slate, prison departments is strongly urged in a report made to the New York state highway department bv David J. Shor-er- , who was in charge of the convict tv highnsy bright l(w Smiles' with teeth vhito s Landlords Way. VERY MUCH IN WRONG BATH John Barrymore, the actor, was talking about Germany's submarine Guests Mistake, It Will Bo Underpolicy In New York. stood, Was Not a Thing to Be "When Germany told us we AmerWildly Advertised. cross the seas in safety icana might provided we used such ship as she Smythe's mistake, which is deoffered, I nearly died laughing,' he scribed in an English contemporary, aid. must have been disconcerting, to say wasT "I Irresistibly reminded of the the least. poet who complained to his landlord: Youll find your bath in the out "Landlord, I really must insist on ouse." your repairing my doors and winThus he had been directed the nleht dows. They close so badly that it in- before at the little inn where he was terrupts my work. It blows my hair slopping, and that is why he was uow, all about my face. in his dressing gown, pushing open the "Humph, said the landlord. The outhouse door. It was dark, but easiest way out of that difficulty Is for there was the tub?" and It would do New He you to get your hair cut off. in. In the middle of his hopped York Times. ablutions the landlord thrust his head In at the door. In the dim 4 Ancients Used Gas Warfare. light he failed to see the man in the The earliest use of deleterious gases tub. ; in siege warfare la recorded in the Water quite nicely warm, thanks,' wars of the Peloponnesian history observed Smythe, ' but it's a trifle from 431 to 404 B. C. During this muddy. struggle between the Athenians and roared the Muddy he hanged! Epartans and their respective allies landlord, bursting In suddenly. Your were and Delium the cities of Plates tub's In the next place. Git out of it. besieged. you blitherin idiot! Not a word of Wood saturated with pitch and sul- this In the 'ouse, mind! not a word of phur was set on fire and burned under this in the 'ouse! . That's my the walls of these cities In order to ale you're in! generate choking and poisonous fumes " which would stupefy the defenders Nothing Doing.' and render the task of the attacking ' Can 1 sell you a copy of the latest forces less difficult edition of the unabridged dictionary? It is a work that should be In every BABY LOVES HIS BATH home. Does it contain any words that With Cuticurs Soap Because 80 Sooth are not in the older editions? Thousands ot them. Ing When His 8kln Is Hot Then I dont want it in my home. These fragrant supercreamy emol- My wife has quite enough words at lients are a comfort to children. The her command aa it is. Boap to deanBe, and purify, the Oint ment to soothe and heal rashes, itch 4h Quite RighL tags, chafings, etc. - Nothing more efWhat do you understand by the fective. May be used from the hour phrase 'a liberal education?' asked ef birth, with absolute confidence. the professor when the freshman class Sample each lree by mail with Book. in economics had assembled. Addresa postcard, Cutlcura, Dept XY, When the governor comes through Boston. Sold everywhere. Adv. with plenty of spending money, replied the first youth called upon. -- The Case. Matrimony seemed largely inciAs the Twig le Bent dental to Henry VUIs career." Hills What line does your eon "I should call It more take to? Debts. For Mills Contracting. Glass paving block used In an ex- dad to pay! Judge. perimental way In a French city street lasted less than two years. Money Saved. Ever make any money in the stock There la room for everybody In this market? big world but we cant all have front No, hut Ive saved a lot by not play rooms . . red-face- ome-brewe- d road work in Green county, New York, during the summer of 1914. Mr. Shorer's practical experience has demonstrated the importance of the recommendation for cooperation between the highway and prison departments in conducting convict road work, which the national commlttoe on prisons and prison labor haa advocated for a number ot years and haa been instrumental in embodying into the lawa of the state of West Vir. ginia. .The work in Green county. New York, was carried on under most difficult conditions. The men arrived at the camp before the organization and equipment' were completed. They were' sent there without regard to their suitability for the work and almost were totally unfit and had to be returned to tbe prison. Arrangements for feeding the men were unsatisfactory, while winter made efficient work impossible fully two weeks before they were removed from the camp. In .spite of these' .difficulties" Mr. W rlts Marta Bye Raa4y Co., CMeag for Illustrated Book of the Eye Free. A term tn office will In most cases kill the reform bug In a man. Stop That Backache! Theres nothing more discouraging than a constant backache. You are lame when you awake. Pains pierce you when you bend or lift. Its hud to rest and next day its the same old story. Pain in the beck is natures warning of kidney illa Neglect may pave the wav to dropsy, gravel, or other serious kid-curing backache and kidney trouble for over fifty years. AUuhCase Frank Mur- - T?wv Fourth South Mrs.. dock. and Fourth Weat Sts.. Heber. Utah, aya: I wee tt- Meted with m the a mall I- ?- ' '( " DOANS V.liV It toSTEMIlLSUK CO, BDFFALO, T. IF YOU HAVE. "2che, laitlieettze, Ftatnlrmw, gkfc ah raa tawaer ieetag Beeh. yea Ttiffs.0 Irubj "rttahMa 23 FeCnTca Vwhat yea Bead. They 1 teae ap the weak AtttW.aV,D prices: Gold, SUnr, Lead. IU Oold ""w.e;aolU0e: Xinc or copper, 1. It Jltn Wtaad full prise ltateenioaeppUeatioa. WvtU, OolW. Bet carbonate Ms. Saak. Salt Lake pity. No. g, -- Have you een Wrigley's Mother Goose, intro- 44-11- 15. newest ducing the Sprightly Spearmen jingle book 28 pages in colors? (HERE IS A SAMPLE VERSE) As I was going to jSaint Ives I met a mhn with seven wives Each wife had a fine, clear skin, All were fat not one was thin, And each had a dimple in her chin; Shorer reports that, taking the victs who were retained at the camp, and comparing them with 61 civilians also working at the. camp, the convicts averaged better than ths civil- ! lane and as good aa any ordinary contract gang. Under proper conditions he maintain there will be no difficulty in using convicts for this type of work with good results for the money expended. The national commltteo on prisons and prison labor calls special attention to thia report and its conclusion confections g most helpful and The longest-lastinpleasant goody possible to buy. 60 con- Improved Reed in New York. and dlgestlon-aldln- i'WRI What caused tt? WRIGLEYS! The Wrigley Spearmen0 want you to see all their quaint antics in this book free I Write for it today and 5 always ask for WRiGLEYSthe gum in the sealed package wrapped in United Profit Sharing Coupons. YM, WRIGLEY JR, OO, 1404 Keaner Bldg,, Ohloago Ghovs UP ONE FOR JONES success ot convict road work. for administration must Sarcastic Comment Will Be Appreciated by Those Who Favor be placed in the hands of those coming it Methods of Travel. petent to meet It, and the men enWhate In a Name? a of rewards through system couraged Down in the crimson clover zone The boundary between Hungary so that they feel they have something there were two farmers named Jones and 8erbia is the Save river. to gain through" good work. and 8mlth, respectively. Jouee was Well, 4s It going to do It?" and stuck to LOSS CAUSED BY ROAD THIEF ways, but Smith, who was more TURN OVER TIME modern, bought a fine new automoWhen Nature Hint About the Food. Farmer Forced to Haul Small Loads bile. One day he was proudly exhib-Inand Deprives Him of Opportunity it to some friends when Jones When theres no relish to food and to Sell Products.- "to do came along. seem doesnt eats all that one remarked Jones, as be "Urn," any good then is the time to makeNa-a thief forces yon to thoughtfully sized up the handsome The r In the diet, for that's loads; drive slowly machine. "What's that thing there tures way of dropping a hlnt"that the haul small anT the life out of your on the side? twist wrench food isn't the kind required. "That's a spare rim end a tire, anFor a number of years I followed horse, harness and vehicle, often un- swered the and the office "We aldamaging latter, breaking of It proud 8mlth. being railroad work, much work of a trying nature. Meal time til great and expensive delays are ways carry an extra one In case one were our busiest; and eating too much occasioned. It also steals your oppor- of the wheel goes wrong. "Jen as 1 allers said, was the dls and too quickly of food auch ae is tunity to dispose of your farm when no man will to for wish ressell, pay dalnful yon and hotels response ot Jones. "Ive druv commonly served in 1 taurant a, together with the sedentary aa much for a farm bordered by a bosses fer nigh on 60 years, and one as will he for road one never system me a to had poor dysto fpr carry spare leg totog habits, were not tong t rewith a highway, and some 3' them yet. Philadelphia Press. pepsia and stomach trouble which 160 will not buy a farm at all when tho duced my weight from 205 to road system is poor. The lose of Long Known. pounds. -"Father, said the minister's eon, There was little relish to any food time and money, where the above imand none of It seemed to do me any named conditions exift, makes itdrain "my teacher says that collect and all the that open you the ate perative more I congregate mean the same thing. Do good. It seemed the ditches along the road, drag this si- they? was' hungry and always I got poorer thief to death with the - Perhaps they do, my son, said the before another meal, no matter how lent, notorious but you may venerable clergyman; King road drag. much 1 had eaten. tell your teacher that there Is a vast Then I commenced a trial of Grape-Nutdifference between a congregation and Built Up Rural Communities. food, and waa surprised how a me a collection. Christian Register. would and we need roads is good carry What mall saucer of It seappesatisfied with homes. the farmers modern .and Help along, strong, Impossible. sentite, until the next meaL with no dis- cure these and yon will do more to"Now, as to the Balkan situation or communiweakness rural the ward np of building sations hunger, You'll have to excuse me. I'm to ties than any other two things. tress as before. a hurry." "1 have been following this diet now "Why, I was going to sum up the Dangerous Road. for several months and my improvein two words." situation A road is a road but .when it is ment ha been so great all the others be done." cant It us sides the with narrow a high, steep grade in my family have taken up with complete satisfac- end a fiat surface, it U a poor road and of Grape-Nut- s Its SoriT tion and much improvement to health. a dangerous one. must be trying!" courtship "Military Most people eat hurriedly, have It Is a sort of court "Naturally. Town. Nearer Brings Farms lots of worry, thus hindering digestion martial. to . A farm ten miles from town on a ,and therefore need a food that nourisha five nearer to than farm hard road is sad concentrated Luoky. miles from town on a soft road. ment" "Have any luck on your duck shoot"Theres a Reason." ing trip?" Learn to Maka Roads. Name given by Poetum Co, Battle . "Yes. Didnt catch cold this time." more men We out need learning Creek, Mich. now to make roads than locating f A MgJ Vfe the lees The more a man Is envied atwara trsm tbN tm tlaM. Tfcef routes to make them on. ' T real happiness he has." that two factors are essential to the SCORE Old-Tim- o - g bad-roa- d turn-ove- -- well-kep- peine back that often got o bed I couldn't poop. I had auch bad dizzy spells I waa afraid to walk. Doana Kidney Pills helped me ae oon aa I used them nd before long, rid jne of the ailments. It has been a long time atnee I have had any further uttering." CetDeeazetAey Stare, EOeeBea ot my 1 one-fourt- h ,, axe-identa- Delicious , wholesome , beneficial, appetite -- l P e it after every men! y Zero. Outclassed, We don't hear much about Doctor "Were you much Impressed by the Cook since the tlmevbe, claimed to majestic roar of Niagara? I was at first, but later on, when have discovered the Nbrfh pole." No; I daresay be neW fully re- my husband put up a roar about our covered from the terrible frost he en- hotel bill, Niagara sounded like e , countered." rippling brook. And Lets ef Them. I see where the Russian cavalry rode down the Germans In the trenches where they were digging In themselves for the winter. See, that was a horse on them! Sorry He Spoke. He (during family quarrel) I suppose some Idiot proposed to you before I did. " She No, when you did. Rot Gray Hairs but Tired Eye Just It. make a look older thsa ws are. Keep your I see by the papers old Tompkins Ejre young and you will look young. After tbs Movies always Murine Tour lyes has failed for half a million. Don't tell your ags. 1 no Idea so bad half he bad Why, much. Don't ask a truthful man for his He didn't." honest opinion of you unless you are prepared for a Jolt The difference between Ignorance and Innocence In a woman Is that one When all others fall to please or the other Is genuine. , Try Denisone Coffee. 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