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Show PAGE TWO WEBER HERALD When you buy... "EATS" Trade at a Real Store that sells real Meats at real Good Prices. WHERE? RUSSELL-JAMES CO. Corner 24th and Lincoln DELIVERIES Twice a Day M. L. JONES COAL AND ICE 413 24th St. 1p tJ HATS and CAPS NORMAN SIMS 384 TWENTY-FIFTH STREET $) ? ? mmmm I " J. P. Ridges I desire to let my friends and acquaintances know that they will receive prompt and efficient attention at this studio. I have the best operator that money can procure direct from the celebrated Sarony Studios in New York City. Come in today and inspect our samples. Our photographs are the finest that skilled artists can produce. Open Sundays from 12 to 6 P.M. 416 24th Street. WEBER Published every other Thursday during the school year by the Students of the Weber Normal College Official paper of the Weber Normal College Address all comunications to STAFF WILLIAT KASIUS......'. : ELMON LI NF O RD i ROBERT WILKINSON L....:. Associate Editor GRANT DAHLSTOM Special writer AGNES STEVENS ,.:..r..' Exchange Editor MARCUS BLUTH-rT.' Staff Typist ROLAND BROWNING Staff Artist REPORTERS Ira Terry, Ruth Tanner, '22, Irna Cram, '2.5, Louise Browing, 20, Ruth Scowcroft, '21 VOL. IV THURSDAY, APRIL 8 EDITORIAL "LET US HOPE' Tomorrow Weber and Ogden students compete in the Annual Rich Oratorical Contest. Let us hope that the judges selected will be competent and unbiased. Irrespective of which school receives first honors, let us STAFF ADDITIONS The Weber Herald takes pleasure in announcing that they have secured the valuable services of Olvin T. Leishman as temporary joke editor. Temporary, because we feel that undoubtedly he will be in no condition "PEP" From twelve, noon, to one P. M. After eating dinner Fat and lean, 'twas an awful scene, Played tag to get them thinner. The girl stood on the platform Whence all but she had fled; Gwen wash it he tnrp i i-mm rl And slapped Maud on the head. Veta slid round like a streak of light O'er the class room spread a hush; Ada sat in her seat and laughed Like a squashed up pot of mush. And Maud her hair was all afray, Her respective duds on fly, She jumped o'er seats and freshies Her running gears on high. With mouth and ears in an eclipse, Round us sped May Pickett, A streak of red swam round and round Like an intoxicated cricket. Helen was there amid the bunch One of the biggest freaks, I'm sure you'd never guess it i She's lost ten pounds this week. Katherine, thin as a sliver, Like a hurling Cannon Ball, We held our breath as she jumped a desk In fear that she would fall. This fracas happened Friday In the north of "22," And the audience got their quarter's worth, Don't you wish you'd been there too? (End) . My Cellar" A National Anthem (By Edmund J. Kiefer) My cellar, 'tis of thee, Wondrous sub-treasury, Of thee I sing; Cave of your owner's pride! Hall where glad spirits hide! To every bottle's side, Let cobwebs cling. My sacred cellar, thee, Pent-up perfumery For lucky lungs! I love thy flirting flasks, Thy jugs, thy jovial casks; llcigh-lio, the tempting tasks Of pulling bungs! Let prohibition spread Outside above my head; Down her all' well! HERALD Weber Herald, Ogden, Utah. Managing Editor Advertising Manager No. 13 hope that the best contestant is awarded first place. It is honesty and ability which we desire to see demonstrated in Ml contests. These two abstract qualities should hold a place above personal prejudice, especially in high school life. Thus we repeat, let us hope that tomorrow the best man wins. to make any further attempts in this field of endeavor. The editor announces that he will not be responsible for any jokes appearing in this issue, as he does not desire being a party of any factional fights. Its a better man who can laugh when the joke's on him, etc. MARY ERNSTROM FALLS FROM TOP OF HIGH LADDER Last Sunday night Mary Ernstrom narrowly escaped death when she fell to the ground from the top of a fifteen-foot ladder. She luckily fell on thf - ' '.M,-, I, ' , - ca.ped unhurt. An investigation disclosed the fact that the pair were trying to elope, but Stevenson's mother-in-law appeared on the scene and the attempt was frustrated. This scene will be repeated in "Safety First." See it! LE ROI BLAYLOCK AND EMILY SILVER ENGAGED The student body will probably be greatly surprised to hear of the engagement of Le Roi Blaylock and Emily Silver, which took place Monday. They began rehearsing that part of their roles in "Safety First" and expect to have it down "Pat" by April 9th. Some of the students who are contemplating an act like this will gain a lot of inforniiation by being present. Let mellow whisky flow! Let neighbors come below! This is the life, wliat-ho! Who would rebel? , . ' i John Barleycorn, old boy, They cannot kill thy joy; Hail, Nature's pet! Long last each home's supply! America's gone dry? Ho, what a jolly .lie! We're soaking wet! Dcdected to Lemon. "Did you ever sec a crowd of women perfectly silent. "Yes, once. Someone asked which one present was the oldest." With pride is the student afflicted Till his "ego" is properly prickled Be a sport if you're stuck And just laugh at this truck Don't let it be said that you kickled. A Chink by the name of Ching Ling Fell off a street car bing! Ding ! The con turned his head, To a passenger said; "The car's lost a washer" Ding! Ding! EVENTUALLY PAINE & HURST FOR GOOD THINGS TO WEAR WHY NOT NOW? "Where the Women Trade" JOHN NORTON DEALKR IN POTTED PLANTS, CUT FLOWERS AND FUNERAL DESIGNS TELEPHONE NO. 125 RES. PHONE 2917 2249 WASHINGTON AVE. Watson-Tanner Clothing Go. 324 -24th St. SEE US FIRST Bramwell's Books, Stationery and School Supplies EXCEL Prices Right Assort incut Complete SHOES THE H. W. 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