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Show 1 PAGE FOUR WEBER HERALD Why not go to JERRY'S The place where you can get good CANDIES B. F. THOMAS PRINTER 2476Wus. Ave.rrhone 147j J. S. Lewis Co. Jewelers Class Pins Class Rings Continuous Business Since 1849 Crown Painless Dentists 2468 WASHINGTON AVE. Between 24th and 25th (East Side Street) LET US REPAIR YOUR BROKEN GLASS . Griffin Paint Company 2310 Washington Ave. Call at The Lighthouse For Anything Electrical Phone 581 2454 Wash Ave. She wore a dress I laughed at it For brevity's The soul of wit. Wisconsin Awk DOINGS OF WEBER STUDENTS In reviewing the past history of Weber one might obtain the grateful thought that her graduates are establishing a mark in the world. Weber prepares her students for life. From the Church Institution in Provo, the Brigham Young University, comes a pleasing example of this fact. Ernest L. Wilkinson and Mary Wooley, both students of prominence in the past history of Weber, and at present serving in the offices of President and Vice President, respectively, in the Sophomore class at the B. Y. U. are continually reaching out, grasping the ever pressing opportunities of life. Mr. Wilkinson recently ran away with a Silver Loving Cup which is presented annually by Rulon Dixon to encourage extemporaneous speaking. Pie was a member of the Brig-ham Young University debating teani which hung the crepe on the door of the University of Nevada. Throughout the year he has been active in such contests and is at present running for the Editorship of the "White and Blue," the University school paper. Miss Wooley is also leading a similar career. Her prominence as a dramatist has won her much praise. She is at present a candidate for Vice President of the student body for the coming year. Such is the news which reaches the ears of those interested in Weber's growth. It does not only come from, one institution. It comes from Eastern Universities, the Western Universities, the North and the South, from the four corners of the World. FOR. nSHOE, PERSONAL MENTION (Continued from Page 3) voice and let forth a terrific speech. The plumber was immediately called but Ida recovered sufficiently before he arrived. Miss Arvilla Parry has taken up the study of the double bass viol. Miss Parry's talent is admirably suited to this instrument on account of her remarkable height. The Herald wishes her good fortune in this here undertaking. While brushing her teeth the other morning Miss Marjorie Brewer was so startled when she smelled the oatmeal mush burning that she swallowed her tooth brush, which lodged in her throat very firmly. Her brother Joseph, who happened in the room at that moment, fortunately succeeded in catching a button hook in the hole in the end of the tooth brush handle and pulled the refractory brush from its place of concealment. Miss Brewer's many friends will be pleased to hear that she has almost totally recovered. Elijah Clawson was a Conference visitor on Easter Sunday. Elijah took in the sights and had a good all around time. While there he also went into the Hotel Utah to look around. Mr. Clawson states that it is a right smart looking rooming house, except for them big posts all over in the lobby. He thinks they take up too much room. Les Foutz claims he got his neck CLASS BASEBALL CREATES SPIRIT Class initiative on the diamonds once more arose to a high degree during the interclass baseball series. The Juniors and Seniors have been primed as possible winners but luck seemingly clamored for change. The game between the upperclasses proved to be one or interest throughout while both fought with undaunted spirit to obtain the long end of the score. The Juniors seemingly clutched victory in the palm of their hands until the fatal inning Mark Bluth swung the bat, therefore where should the blame be? At the commencement of the seventh and final inning the Juniors led with three spare runs, but a rally netting seven runs was administered by the Seniors. The Juniors came back for the final swap with a 9 to 5 score against them and after a few base hits were finally stopped in their wake. The final score was 9 6. The Sophomore-Freshmen game, no doubt, proved of more interest than the previous one. The final inning as before resulted in the switching of the decision. A 16 10 score faced the Sophomores; when they walked from the field for their final bat. The inning, although proved long winded and the final gave them 1716 lead. That Was Something "Can you keep anything on your stomach?" the ship's doctor asked. "No, sir," he returned feebly, "nothing but my hand." You can drive a horse to water. But a pencil must be lead. FROM $7.50 to $12.50 A PAIR Clara's 2358 Washington Avenue shaved and his hair cut down on Twenty-fifth street last week for two bits. Miss O e B 1 claims that she is now engaged. We hope so. K. George Farley, one of the school's livest wires, has got a pair of new shoes. No Surprise to Her The young man met the littleten-year-old sister of the house and said: "Now, Jennie, I want to tell you something that I iope you will like. Do you know that at the party last evening your sister promised to marry me? Now I hope you will not think hard of me?" "Hard of you?" echoed the truthful little Jennie. "Why should I? That's what Mamma gave the party for." "Papa, what is a fortification?" "Why, a big fort," answered the father. "Well, papa, is a ratification a big?" "I am busy now, sonny," replied father as he escaped. That Clever Boy The inspector was asking the class a few questions. "Now, how do ' bees dispose of their honey?" he inquired. "Please, sir, they cell it," announced the clever boy of the class. American. fmtng iHau! Your personal appearance is going to have much to do with your success in life. It is our business to advise and help you succeed in this respect. The- Cjpcngry Peoplb" Only Pure Creamery Butter Used Butter Kissed Popcorn Always Fresh Some Distance She Don't you think, that cousin Myrtle looks ugly in that ultra low-cut'dress?He Not as far as I can see. Jester. And Growing Bigger "Why do they call the baby 'Bill'?" "He was born on the first of the month." Awgan Hadn't Tried It Senior: What do you think of the Culebra Cut? Freshman: Well, er I have never tried it. The Sophs won't let me smoke a pipe. Pelican. 'Chickens" the have wrecked ay lot more cars than chickens in the road," said Stan. He knows. Discipline "Did you hear what they do with the transports when they're late?" "No, what do they do?" "Dock 'em." American. Father (to wild son) Suppose I should be taken away suddenly, what would become of you? Son O.h, I'd be here, governor. The question is, what would become of you? Mary had a little lamib You have heard this fact before, But !have you heard she passed her plate And had a little more? "That's where I shine," said the man as he showed his blue serge suit to the tailor. Pop Knows Everything "Pop" "Well, Junior " "What is meant by freedom of the sea?" "It is an expression, my son, that applies to the etiquette of the bathing beaches." Youngstown Telegram. At Any House Party The He Do you ever think of marriage? The She Constantly. Cornell Widow. A m,an, a maid, a fare, A s'eat upon a stair, A stolen kiss, Six weeks of bliss, And forty years of care. MEN'S SECTION rHuilti 419 1-2 25th Street Lessee, Soda Fountain and Candy Department at Wrights. Also Owner Alhambra Candy Shop Frank Sojourner Fine Home Made Candies OGDEN, UTAH. "And shall I be able to play the piano when my hands heal?" asked the wounded soldier. "Certainly, you will," said the doctor."Gee, that's great! I never could before." His Opinion Friend Do you believe that the hand that rocks the cradle rules the world? Bill K. Yes; but somehow I always think of it as the hand that wields the flat-iron and the rolling-pin.One day in one of Bro. Sainsbury's wandering discussions the word "furlough" came up. Bro. S. "What is a furlough?" Kenneth (a Freshie) "Its a mule." Bro. S. "Why, Kenneth, where in the world did you get that idea?" Kenneth "I'v got a book home that says so." Bro. S. -"Well, you bring the book to class tomorrow and show it to me." The next morning Kenneth marched proudly into the classroom with a book, opened to a picture of a soldier, riding on a mule, and underneath the picture it said:"Going home on a furlough." Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard But Fido got nary a smell For when she got there The cupboard was bare. (Due to the H. C. of LT" The Rule of Three "I say, old man, can you tell me What is meant by the Rule of Three? My girl asked me about it last night. Never heard of it before." "Well," said the man at the next desk, with a frayed collar, and an incipient bald spot on his head, "if you can wait till you're married, and live with your wife, her ancient maiden sister and their mother, you will know the Rule of Three all right." |