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Show Page Two WEBER HERALD TIMELY TALKS BY OGDEN MEN Dr. Morrell and Dr. Sanderson Give Interesting Addresses at Assemblies Last Week. MORRELL TALK ON "FLU' Students Should Build Strong Character, Declares Bishop Sanderson. Tlio assemblies of last week were marked by timely talks delivered by two well-known Ogden men, each prominent in bis field of endeavor, both are doctors. . One of the body, the other of the soul, namely, Dr. Morrell and Bishop Sanderson of the Sixth Ward. Dr. Morrell visited the school during the first part of the week by invitation of the faculty and gave an opportune talk on the influenza epidemic, lie gave excellent advice on combating' the "flu" and declared that if the instructions issued by the board of health were followed, Ogden would soon he rid of the scourge. He warned the students against gathering in large crowds, as the disease is very contagious. The address of Bishop Sanderson, who was with us on Wednesday, was one of the most instructive and interesting that we have had this year and was thoroughly enjoyed by the students.His theme, "Forming of a Character," showed careful preparation and was well delivered. He declared that the building of a strong character wis one of the most important things in life and admonished the students to shun all things that would tend to lower their ideals. Musical numbers were rendered by Leuella Nichols and the orchestra. HAVE YOU HEARD THE HOFFAY MUSIC AT THE BIG HARDWARE STORE GEO. A. LOWE COMPANY? If not, you are missing something. ALU ARE WELCOME Concert every hour of the day. Your friends can buy everything you can give them, except your photograph. FORD PHOTOGRAPHER .. ""- 'a.pr.fiiiLii.'.a-; ;stajks TEL. 463 MAKERS OF HIGH GRADE PRINTING- PLATES IN ONE OR MORE COLORS WEBER HERALD Published every other Thursday during the school year by the Students of the Weber Academy and College. Official paper of the Weber Academy and College. Address all communications to Weber Herald, Ogden, Utah. STAFF ERNEST SI i REEVE Editor IDA SCOWCROFT Exchanges ELM OX LI X FORD Business Manager REPORTERS Walter Stevenson '19; Louise Browning '20; Harris Ridges '21; Eliott Wright '22 VOL.111 THURSDAY, JANUARY 23, 1919 No. 3 JUNIORS REVOLT Deliberately Kidnap "Flu" Germs and Defi Health Authorities in Wild Orgie. Being driven to desperation by the continual ban on parties, the Juniors defied the health authorities and last Saturday night staged a highly successful skating party. The Thomas ice pond was the rendezvous and, according to those present, the ice was never in better condition and all enjoyed themselves immensely.Before the party started skating, however, Craft tried the ice with a scries of spectacular spills. The ice held and as it was not badly cracked (we mean his head), skates were donned. It was soon found that some of the girls were unable to skate. Ida, specially, was unable to make her feet behave. They insisted on doing most of the skating in the air, so for the sake of modesty, she retired from the pond. An old, rusty sled was discovered, however, and the non-skaters were ridden around the rink, much to their enjoyment. With the intention of ending the part' right, the "dissipators" adjourned to the Senate, where they indulged in an early breakfast. Bill Kasius, ever mindful of her six-foot father, rushed Arvilla home by midnight. Lemon refuses to talk. NEWS OF THE GLASSES SENIOR RAIDERS There is not much to do, now that the "flu" epidemic is on, but the Seniors are just as lively as ever and we will soon put on a play that will show our genius in dramatics. Frank Douglas must have picked tp a horse shoe last Monday when the Soph team completely surprised the Seniors by defeating them by one point. This made the "little boys" rather conceited, but there is an ex cuse for that when you consider who it was they beat. However, we wish to state that we are very desirous of meeting them again on any floor, tinder any conditions, just to prove the last game was a fluke. The Seniors are coming in handy during the absence of several teachers. Dwight Thompson and Caesar Mortenson have acquired much fame as economic and mathematic teachers and we hope to see them become professors in a few years. We wish to take this opportunity of thanking the Juniors for the wonderful feed, especially the cream puffs which they donated(?) to us on the night of January 10th. When you have another party kindly let us know. W. S. '19. JUNIOR "DEFI" In reply to the Soph's opinion of the Junior class and our cold feet: The honor of class '20 is not at stake; it never has been and never will be. The Juniors occupy the third and fourth rows in devotional, and, as this has been announced before, please "keep off." Safety first is a very good policy in this case. To our friends, the Sophs, we say, "You will not have a very gentle uplifting if you sit in the seats of the mighty. Also, cold feet do not run in the family." We are highly pleased to learn that some of the leading roles in the school play were given to prominent members of our class. We are sure that :hcy will succeed. It is a characteristic of our class, you know. Just one more reminder. Class '20 lias as its ideals "pep and action." L. B. '20. SOPH STUFF Say! did you ever see a class like ours with a team like ours? There is sure some fine material there for the school team. When players like Shanty and Bruce and the rest of the squad play together they can't help but win. As Freshmen they were good players, but now they are almost invincible. That is why we won the class series so easily. The Lindsay boys have always been among the best of players and by the looks of things, Claude isn't going to bring down the family reputation. We sure are proud of our team. We are also proud to be able to say that we were the first class to purchase a Liberty bond of the fourth loan. 1 Watch the Sophs after the ban is lifted. They will give some parties that will dazzle everyone. H. R. '21. Education Young John. Smith, who jumps a counter In the Star Department store, Is an educated person, In a hundred brands of lore. He can conjugate in Latin, And in Greek he feels at ease; He is strong for mathematics And at home with ph.D's. He can read and write in Sanskrit, He has logic right down pat; But he earns just fifteen dollars, And he's lucky to get that. Richard Roe is shy on learning; He can't even parse a noun. Greek and Latin are beyond him; Short division makes him frown. If it came to logarithms, He would go the other way; Chemistry means nothing to him, And at logic he's a jay. But, despite his dearth of knowledge, He is owner of the store Where the erudite young Smith earns Fifteen per and nothing more. Deceived Little Johnne was left alone with sister's beau. "Mr. Graves," he presently said, "what is a popinjay?" Sister's beau wrinkled his forehead. "Wh-why, a popinjay is a-a vain bird." "Are you a bird, Mr. Graves"? "Certainly not." "That's funny. Ma said you was a popinjay, an' pa said there was no doubt about your bein' a jay, an' sister said there was small hopes of your poppin', an' now you say you ain't a bird at all. That's funny." Infallible Visitor I have a wonderful idea that if properly exploited would insure immediate peace. Editor What will it cost to exploil it? Visitor Why ah about $7. Editor No use. There's a man in the block across the street who does better than that. For a 2-cent stamp he'll send you an infallible remedy for securing peace. Visitor Wh what isi it? Editor Quit fighting. Good-day. Close the door, please. Tcss Whv were vou weeDine in the picture show? Jess It was a moving picture. the- Crockery People S M f RM Ml m vm to ui "J art. BOOT SHOP Try us for your Shoes. Prices $6.50 and up. Store Located at 2481 Washington Avenue FOR THE YOUNG MAN A KUPPENIIEIMER SUIT Civilian Clothes with Lines of the Military Figure THE R. & O. QUALITY SHOP DRESSERS OF MEN YOUNG AND OLD 362 Twenty-fifth Street GREENWELLS TWO STORES EVERYTHING GOOD TO EAT 3DSN.UTAH. JOHN NORTON POTTED PLANTS, CUT FLOWERS, FUNERAL DESIGNS All at Reasonable Prices 2249 Washington Avenue Phone 768-W COMMERCIAL NATIONAL BANK CAPITAL AND UNDIVIDED PROFITS $300,000.00 Both Commercial and Savings Accounts Solicited Four Per Cent Paid Quarterly TELEPHONE 175 O. A. PARMLEY, Manager Ogden Steam Laundry Company DRY CLEANERS AND DYERS 437 Twenty-fifth Street OGDEN, UTAH Last & Thomas Half Price Sale Winter Coats and Suits Come Early and Get Your Choice PLEASURE SERVICE SATISFACTION We aim to give all three. Why not substitute an Auto Truck for a bobsled? Just say you're from Weber. AUTO TRANSFER & TAXI COMPANY Ernest L. 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