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Show THE SIGNPOST Page 3 S&andalA o$ Jim iOsuak Inferiority complex of the week Roline swears Harold doesn't Harold swears Roline doesn't And we know they both do W. P. S. P. (Weber's Public Secret Passion) Frank Berrysea Gosh. Some of the freshmen thought it was "Hello Week" all over again but the sophs who have been through it before say "Election Week." In the spring a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of tennis that is when you can get Blaine out of that Chem lab. Huh! Cuz. Bobby pins or holly wood curlers Whit? Or maybe just rags. We think the most popular man in the school is the one with "That Car." Watch it Arilla you've got to give sis a chance you've got yours besides you had a head start. Saw Clair Bender today Cache you're not slipping! Margaret T. doesn't want it known because it might spoil things but she came, she saw, she conquered and that was a darn good show in Salt Lake but what has Salt Lake got Og-clen hasn't the same one was showing here. Say what happened to Excelsiors ten-day binge?" You guys didn't get sissy, did you? At least Honk's having a one man celebration. Flash! Mick without Ralph, Cowley without Odette, and Ralph without anyone! And it all happened in the "Troc." one night. Doc's having trouble these days trying to decide whether he should give up all his wimmen for one. But then what a one. Who wouldn't. Herd around: The following methods were given for holding your man. Beverly Briem : "Get him first and then let him do the holding." Lottie Lund: We wouldn't take it any way. Spring Concert (Continued from Page 1) G Minor Symphony by Mozart. In addition to the performance of this masterwork, the orchestra has prepared a varied program consisting of: Egmont Overture, by Beethoven; Procession of the Sardar; In an Old Trysting Place and To a Wild Rose, from the McDowell suite. Instrumental numbers will be giver by Beth Brown, cello; Constance Ford violin, and Audrey Bush, string bass. The vocal department under the direction of Mr. J. Claire Anderson will present several numbers by the Musettes, some of which will be "Venetian Love Song", Riegger; "Caprice Ven-, nois", Kreisler; "I Hear a Forest Praying", Peter DeRose, and "Gondoliers," Nevin. Other numbers will include a vocal solo by Rose Burchell, and several piano numbers by the following pianists : Erma Chad-wick, Neva Huggins, Cleo Burrows, and Jerald Miles students of J. Claire Anderson. The public is invited to attend. Where Lunches are Delicious and Candies Supreme JOHN'S 406 25th Street Delicious Dairy Lunch 25c NELSON'S DAIRY BAR Also BEST MALT IN TOWN 2576 Washington Blvd. DATE HER FOR A NIGHT j at the i BERTHANA BALLROOM J DANCE TO THE LIVELY RHYTHM OF j CHAS. KNIGHT ORCHESTRA WEDNESDAY & SATURDAY j - . - I. T. K. Pledges Receive Pins Threatening clouds and chilly winds blew Iota Tau Kappa's plans for a hike and campfire supper to bits last Friday evening, and instead the pledges improvised a "Wimpy" picnic at the home of Agnes Jensen. The early part of the evening was spent playing games and singing club songs. Rose Bur-chell, accompanied on the ac-cordian by Helen Moore, introduced a new hymn which is dedicated to the club. The highlight of the evening was the formal pledging ceremony. The nine girls who took the Iota Tau Kappa pledge were Agnes Jensen, Lorene Taylor, Kathleen Jones, Lois Belnap, Gayle Seymour, Evelyn Tibbits, Va Lois Burnett, and Edith Anderson, and Luella London. Wimpy food in the form of hamburgers was served to the sponsor and twenty-two club members present. Excelsior Pledges Garner Excelsior brought home the honor once more when they annexed Hugh Garner artist. Hugh, who is the Scribulus editor for the spring quarter and is known not only for his work in the Scribulus but for his cleverly cartooned posters which the main hall is seldom without, will take the pledge at the home of their sponsor, Orlo Childs, April 13. Men's Outing Noon, May 5 School dismissed.Boys go by bus to Ogden stake park. Afternoon Volley ball, soft-ball, horseshoes. Exchange of office. Evening Free student body dance. Plan Timpanogas Trip Highlight of Excelsior's calendar is a proposed trip to Timpanogas cave with dates and a moon and a bus. If and when they reach the end of the "longest mile" that leads to the cave they will be taken through with Geologist Childs explaining. The freshman sat down on a tack and seemed not to know it. "You're sitting on a tack," said the sophomore helpfully. "It's O. K.," said the sitter, I'm one of these dead-end kids. Why send your money out of town when a local man will give Better Service? Geo. F. Vaughn Jeweler 322 25th Street Society Vikings Holds Initial Initiations Rustic Cold Water canyon formed the setting for the unique Viking initiations Monday night. The outdoor nature background and typical picnic food were clever new features probably never used before at Weber college for a club ceremony: Club sweaters were presented to the new Vikings after the frivolous and serious initiations. Hal Morris, Sterling Wilkinson, Curtis Johnson, Don McClana-han, Chall Allred, and Ben Fowler are the six new members. Will Sponsor Hike The Vikings will sponsor a student-body hike to Mount Ogden on May 20. From Mount Ogden the hikers will trek to Malan Heights for a program and awards. A full moon will illuminate the path home. To Be Or Not To Be A. W. S., to make possible more activities for the unaffiliated girls, is considering an organization similar to the "Phra-teres" of the U. C. L. A. Phrateres is a national Greek organization for girls which was founded at the University of California at Los Angeles by Dean Laughlin. Its motto is, "Famous for Friendliness". Membership is not limited in any way and one school may have as many as ten chapters. There is no system of rushing. Dues are ten cents a month and one dollar for initiation. At some schools separate chapters are organized according to hobbies or interests. Interview With Leslie Howard By STANLEY JOHNSON "How do vou do, Mr. Howard," I squeaked. "How do you do," answered Leslie Howard, speaking from Hollywood. "Are are you going to play Ashley Wilkes in 'Gone With The Wind'?" I asked. "Yes," came the answer over the long distance wire. "Directly after this call I am going out to the Selznick studio for a screen test." It was positively the most thrilling moment of my life. To hear Leslie Howard speak to me in that soft English accent of his! It happened at the home of Mae Mann the other morning. The Hollywood columnist was reciting her experiences as an extra in the film, "Union Pacific." The telephone rang, and the operator announced that Leslie Howard, one of Mrs. Mann's best friends in the movie colony, was Hand-IaceL"featherlight! Low or i Cuban heels. Feel that extra com- fort-'-admire that extra style. Enjoy : ;: f: your playtime hours in the 'sport I Lshoe that's different. .DUNDEERS! f ill) I t y iTT JJL f fJIL rmi $3.95 3! i - lm ri - Whip Takes Pledges In the light of deep purple candles, thirty-two new pledges were welcomed into the Whip club of Weber college Tuesday in the Women's lounge. The table was attractively decorated with a Venetian ace cloth, a centerpiece of purple sweet peas and purple and white candles at either end. Present members attending the party were: Irene Coombs, Doris Bybee, Norma Foulger, Evelyn Smith, Kathryn De Young, Far-rell Ensign, Ellen Wilson, Phyllis Cardon, Helen Van Dyke, Velma Payne, Aurline Osmond, Beverly Briem, Norma Barrows, Florence Francis, Dorothy Squires, Donna Hogge, Doris Rassmus-sen, Leah Stoker, Pearl Drum-iler, Emma Branz, Avon Barrett, Edna Bench, Louise Neville, Arlene Mitchell, Penny McComb, Athleen Bassett, Laurena Morris, Ruth Tillotson and Madge Fowles. New pledges attending were : Edna Loughran, Betty Mae Nelson, Barbara Reeve, Kay Storey, Anne Danvers, Carol Smith, Rolene Pitt, Florence Main, Shirley Poulton, Janet Hilton, Rama Eyre, Afton Huff, Marjorie Garner, Ruth Jacobs, Helen Moore, Margaret Smith, La Venna Marble, Joy Berry, Dorothy Chat-land, Betty Hill, Marian Toone, Maurine Jackson, Margaret Tar-ran, Nina Nelson, Kathleen Graham, Beryl Dickens, Elizabeth Jones, Elizabeth Service, Nina Randall and Jeanne Johnson. Coed Day, May 5 Noon School dismissed Girls bring own box lunches to eat in the park, free soda pop. Afternoon GAMES, swimming, hop-scotch,jump-the-rope, jacks, etc. Prizes. fieajetA hH-JeJt (Continued from Page 1) posite to the word given. 1. Popular boils, Mr. Young after Tuesday's assembly, D. A. R.'s, trees 2. Polished unpolished rice, our shoes, the three stooges, crude oil 3. Brute et tu?, Stanley Johnson, cream puff 4. Heaven a date with Judd, Geology lab, strychnine 5. Fun final exams, laughing at teachers' jokes, Mr. Markham Part II True and False Directions: If you think the statement is true, put a gold star opposite it; if not, buy us a soda. 1. 2 plus 1 makes a crowd. 2. Aunt Lucy is my favorite relative.3. The color of indigo blue is orange. calling from Hollywood. The telephone conversation lasted half an hour. As it drew to an end, May Mann acquiesced to my whispered entreaties for a word with Mr. Howard. But why should some people have all the luck? Why should Leslie Howard telephone May Mann? Greta Garbo never calls me up. . . CENTRAL MARKET Fresh Meats, Fruits and Groceries "Your I Ionic Owned Merchant" Phone Nos. 4115 - 4116 2117 Wash. Blvd. It Melts In Your Mouth French Fried Pop Corn MADE BY A SPECIAL PROCESS STAYS I KESH IN CELLOPHANE BAGS THE COLLEGE BOOK STORE Teachers Unwind For Summer By J. K. and E. II. By his own request, Mr. Young occupies the first position in the column this week. He intends to spend his sixth summer at the University of Michigan, biological section, near Mackinac City. He will finish his work on his thesis and take . another summer to write it up to get his doctor's degree. His life on the shore of a 'lake in a tin-roofed house is rather humdrum, he said, what with the humming of moscfiiitos and i.h- drumming of rain on the roof He is studying the subject of Limnology, which he points out "is not a study of the arms and legs, but is a study of the productivity of life in fresh water." His daily life consists of going out in a bathing suit in a boat and collecting specimens for laboratory observation. Mrs. Young will be in Salt Lake and have the "car and kids." Mrs. Tanner will probably spend six weeks in Hawaii as a guest of her sister, Mrs. Eugene Santschi, whose husband is a colonel in the army. The cafeteria menu next year will undoubtedly include Hawaiian poi and maybe a grass skirt or two. When asked how he intended to spend his summer, Mr. C. H. Anderson replied, "It all depends on whether they consider me eligible for relief. If they don't I may go to summer school in southern California." Miss Stewart is going to be put through the mills at least she is going to attend Mills college from July 1 to August 11. She will take a course at the Benington school of dance, whose faculty will include such prominent artists as Doris Humphrey, Charles Weidman, Martha Graham and Honja Holm. Lvceum Director Hurst will be in San Francisco in July. He will participate in a panel discussion on "Junior College Business Education." This versatile gentleman also intends teaching summer school at Weber and taking a course on vocational education from Walter F. Shaw at the U. of U. Clair Johnson contemplates going to summer school, probably in New York. Pulling suckers out of the swimming pool and the river will keep Mr. Swenson soused this summer. "I will be here at the gym part of the time and spend the rest attending summer school at the A. C. and fishing with Dr. Dixon, if he can spare the time," Mr. Swenson soberly disclosed. 4. He who hesitates, stous. 5. An exam passed is worth two in the bush. We could go on, but what's the ise of discouraging you. Or ncrhaps you outwitted us and found something in it after all. (If you did, by all means let us know.) Directions For Scoring Using your conscience as a guide, correct your own test. Count five for each one right and six for each one wrong. Divide the number right by the number wrong and add 50. Subtract Mr. Allred's age, 25, and add the number of books on Mr. Benson's desk. If vour score is over 100, you cheated. If under 50, you're in love. If between 50 and 100, trv Carter's little liver pills. Or if your druggist does not carry thorn, try Drene shampoo to bring out that hidden shine. Laalrije |