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Show Page Two WEBER HERALD WEBER HERALD Published every other Thursday during the school year by the Students of the Weber Academy and College. Official paper of the Weber Academy and College. Address all communications to Weber Herald, Ogden, Utah. STAFF ERNEST SHREEVE Editor IDA SCOWCROFT Exchanges ELM OX LIXFORD Business Manager REPORTERS Walter Stevenson '19; Louise Browning '20; Harris Ridges '21; Eliott Wright '22 VOL. Ill THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 13, 1919 No. 4 A WEBER PRODUCT The- CfocnEFY People-' Ok Is- B J MB SfM Ml m The College or School may confer Degrees hut Ability must come from Within Get the Idea? ROSS H. MCCUNE CHIROPRACTOR Over Lewis Jewelry Ensign Drug Co. Headquarters for Weber Students Agency for Nyal Products COL. HUDSON BUILDING Am y if KODAK FINISHING A LITTLE BETTER THAN GOOD ENOUGH fLE. ARMSTRONG -headquarters of Ogden '-- 306 Twenty-fifth St. HAVE YOU HEARD THE HOFFAY MUSIC AT THE BIG HARDWARE STORE GEO. A. LOWE COMPANY? If not, you are missing something. xiLL ARE WELCOME Concert every hour of the day. T As- ) 2408 "V VVSIUXGTOX AVE TEL. 463 MAKERS OF HIGH GRADE PRINTING- PLATES IN ONE OR MORE COLORS NEWS OF THE GLASSES SENIORS HAVE PARTY The Seniors pulled off a. new stunt Monday night, January 27th, when they staged a successful "roost" party at the Orpheum. All of the live members of the class turned out and witnessed "Daddy Long Legs." On account of our elevated position we could not see much of the nether extremities. However, the rest of the show was very enjoyable. After the curtain had descended for the fourth time, we went to the Noodle Joint where we all succeeded in getting" away with a bowl of "angleworms, hen fruit and bettle juice." Although Jones was not present to give us his usual demonstration of siphoning noodles, plenty of "side shows" were staged which were worth the price of admission. However, we all survived and arrived home in time for breakfast. Our basketball team succeeded in knocking the conceit out of the Sophs when we defeated them on class day. Our female baseball team, (and take it from us it is some team) showed its superior athletic ability by defeating the Junior girls by a fair margin. The Senior boys all turned out and backed their team by continuous howling and enjoyed the sights that they missed in "Daddy Long Legs." By the way, have you noticed how the Purple and White basketball team is cleaning up on the other teams around here? You have no doubt noticed that eight out of the ten members on the squad are members of class '19. JUNIOR JUNK The other night the class '20 gave the third highly successful party. After our victory over O. H. S. we adjourned to Ida Scow-croft's home for the festivities. The Player piano was the first great attraction but soon the various members began to pair off and seek some quiet spot for their different styles of recreation. Scoop started dancing, which made such an impression upon Lemon that he tried "tripping the light fantastic" with the fair co-eds. Soon we were visited by some friends (?) who had come in through the basement, a very characteristic method of the dudes of Ogden High. These two cheap sports soon made themselves homely which did not re- Your friends can buy everything you can give them except your photograph . FORD PHOTOGRAPHER quire much effort on their part. Next on the program was the disappearance of ther. lights. Cliff Doxey is said to have enjoyed himself immensely. We'll say he did. When the artificial sunlight was again restored, the bowl of nuts had disappeared. See Em Shreeve for particulars. Maggie Gill then favored us with a reading on how she acts when normal. We're glad she isn't always normal. John Croft cremated Sam McGee before the same crowd for the seventh time. He's as regular with his recitation as Doc. Lind is with his "cons." The hit of the evening came when one of the dramtic stars (?) of Ogden tried to make us laugh and by so doing met Arvilla" Parry, we regret to state. All had a very enjoyable evening not excluding Marcus Bluth, the punchbowl fiend, who claimed that the punch was the main attraction. By the way it disappeared, we think there is some truth in that statement. Taking it all in all, this party was the best gathering the class '20 has ever had. Double U. Kay. DOINGS OF 21 As you all know the Sophomore class party heir Saturday before last was a great success. The raiding didn't amount to much, though Hink and a few other fellows hung around until we gave them some peanuts and punch and that was about all there was to it. But we are sure that every one, including some Freshmen, Juniors and Seniors, had a fine time. This was the first party that has been held at school this year and it certainly is not the last one that the Sophs are going to give. We are all proud of the team this year and we have a right to be. Every fellow on it was a Sophomore once or is one now, so you can see what might come from a Soph class. We are anxiously awaiting the first Freshman blow-out as we hope to help make it a success (?). H. R. '21. SMILES There was a young lady of Niger, Who went for a ride on a tiger; They returned from the ride With the lady inside, And a smile on the face of the tiger. FAULTS Women's faults are many, Men have only two Everything they say, And everything they do. SHE WAS NOT TO BLAME Mrs. A. So your son is home from college ? Mrs. H. Yes; and he has the strangest ideas! He says he's descended from a monkey, but I'm sure I don't see how that can be unless, of course, it's on his father's side. CHAMPION SHOE REPAIR First class work Quick service PRICE REASONABLE Moved from 580 24th Street to 362 25th Street BOOT SHOP Try us for your Shoes. Prices $6.50 and up. 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