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Show Page Four WEBER HERALD ''Chiropractic is doing more loday (or ihe relief of man's ailmenls than any other known factor." Elbert Hubbard. C. B. JOHNSON, D. C, Ph. C. I. J. McKELL, D. C. E. A. THOMPSON, D. C, Ph. C. CHIROPRACTORS Suit 309-10-11-12-13-14-26 4th Floor, Col. Hudson Bldg. E. A Thompson, recognized as most efficient spinographer in the United States in charge of X-Ray Laboratory WHAT ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS WILL DO If You are Young Now It Will Buy You an Income The Last Halt of Your Lite With our he'p Its dead easy to gel the first hundred and the first thousand! If you will be guided by us we'll help you get the first hundred! Bring us One Dollar a week-we will hand you a thousand later Judson Knott says: "My first one hundred dollars Was harder to get than my next mdlion!" OGDEN STATE BANK H. C BIGELOW, President The Most Sanitary Shop in the City The National Barber Shop C. S. Stout, Proprietor 3. E. Corner 24th and Washington Basement Utah National Bank Hair Cutting 25c Shaving 15c Baths Jones 'Shoes are Good Shoes THE H. W. JONES CO. 24G1 Washington Ave., Ogden. The Scoville Paper Co. WHOLESALE AND LOTS OF IT Watson - Tanner Clothing Co. The store where your Dollar is Always Worth 100 Cents to you Students, We Greet You. "SEE US FIRST" Students, Attention! We offer you Ogden's greatest assortment of Supplies Our Prices and Service Are Unequaled. BRAMWELL'S HEY YOU!! Hace you got your class cap yeti most everyone else has-- brownings, H UDSON AVE- Weber College Prepares you for life And you will never get more real joy in life, than in your association with us. The High School offers the best in any course, wether Commercial, Practical, or Intellectual, that is to be had in the state Watch our Graduate He has a Reputation Hash and Re-Hash Savage All those who are absent must see me at the close of the class. Jit. C. Let's go to Pantages. Oa. I have to take art now. Jit. Can't you go anywhere without him following you? Mrs. Jones Theron, didn't I hear you slipping upstairs on your tip toes, very late last night? Bonesy (honestly) No, mother, I crawled up on my hands and knees. Truthful Mick I could die dancing with you. She I am. Froth. Willing Wife You said you'd go through fire and water for me. Dix Show me a combination of the two, and I will. She Knew Him Hub One night while you were away I heard a burglar, you should have seen me going down stairs three steps at a time. Wife Where was he. on the roof? Hen I saw four men with one umbrella and not one got wet. Dix Impossible. Hen Sure, it wasn't rainging. Awgwan. Doc Young man, why do you come here to my classes day after day and never take a note? Czar My father took this course 25 years ago. Silver and Gold. Pardoe Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg address? Ruth B I thot he lived at Whte House. Ohio Sun Dial. the Pretty Mi ss (invitingly) Don't you want to go for a nice walk? Ernest I sure do. She Go ahead, I'm not stopping you." Dixon Defended. We offer the following in defense of Prof. Dixon's discussion of the world series during the theology period:Where are the nine. Luke, 21-17 And they say one to another, let us make a captain. Numbers, 14-4. Search you out a place to pitch. Deuteronomy, 4-39. They shall run like mighty men. Joel 27. And the bases which Solomon had made. II Kings, 25-16. ' Now the men did diligently observe whether anything came from him and did catch it. I Kings, 20-33. And gave judgment upon him. Kings.' 25-6. II What'er you playing? Chopin's "Funeral March." In what key is it written? Dunno,' skeleton key. I suppose. Inspecting the College. This is the stadium. Fine. Now take us through the curriculum. They say you have a good one here. Ex. FOR THE YOUNG MAN WHO CARES The New Fall Shoes are here in all the New Combination effects, as well as the very newest in Dark Browns and Blacks. English lasts predominate. Start the school season with one of these New Packards. CLARK'S AN ANTI-SUFFRAGIST LOVER (From Alice Duer Miller's "Women Are People.") ' Mabel, my life burns with this flame intense, j Not for your beauty, though I find you fair; j Not for your charming lack of common sense; Not for your ignorance beyond compare, I love you. not because I think your mind Is empty as a flawless cup of glass, Not for the fascination that I find Hearing you talk so like a perfect ass. No, but because with you, as in a dream, 1 I seem a giant, dominant and strong ' As in real life I very seldom seem. ' Or only after effort hard and long. But you admire everything I do I And all I say you greet with "Oh, ' how true!" "What is it, do you suppose, that keeps the moon from falling?" asked Ruth. "I think it must be the beams," replied Mell. NOT A GYMNASIUM BUT (Continued from Page 1.) will have a beautiful stage, a good basket ball floor, a modern essembly room, and "all in one." Then, too, it will eliminate the rendezvous for the Fresehmen; the dreary Sophomore's place of refuge will vanish; the Juniors will be compelled to seek a new "Sleepy Hollow" for his "melting pot" of mischievousness; and the courtship grounds of the Seniors will undergo a complete metamorphosis and the reminiscent mood will be the only remaining souvenir. Billy Sunday has volunteered to preach the funeral oration. Well, Jerry is on the Job! Come in and give him the once over Candies and Such 620 24th St. Phone 525 The servant in the house Hubby. marry your friends keep Don't "Sometimes," said the patient wo- them. man, "I think my husband Is getting tn ho ci cni'.iliof " "He wants to do all the takinl and Students, "Patronize the Herald's none of the work." Bridgeport. 1 Advertisers t Kennedy's Cafe and Bakery A Good Place to Eat Open 6 A. M. to 12 Midnight Established 1904. The Flo Wer Shop ELIZABETH HUTH, Vrop. Eccles Building at Mclnlyres Phone 73 Spargo's Book Store Books and Stationery School and Office Supplies . S. Lewis & Co. Jewelers and Opticians In Ogden since 1870 The best is none too good for the Students of Weber Crown Painless DENTIST W e are UTAH "DENTISTS Its a Fact The sweetness of Low Trice never ecpials The bitterness of Poor Quality PAINE & HURST . Where the AVomen Trade Weber's Cafeteria Now located at Tom Karademas Corner 24lh and Jefferson Sometime you will Patronize The PALACE Barber Shop Why Not N ow.J J. M. McConiant, Prop. 233G Wash. Ave. Popular Plays and Players. Phone 3060. Utah Theatre |