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Show Pcigo Six WEBER HERALD LAST & THOMAS Smart Shoes with the Jazz for the young lady who cares The Mosl Sanitary Shop in theX!ity The National Barber Shop C. S. Stout, Proprietor 3. Vj. Corner 2-lth and Washington Iiascment Utah Nalional Bank Hair Cutting 25c Shaving 15c 'TTje best shoe values are to be found in JONES SHOES THE H. W. JONES CO. 24G1 "Washington Ave., Ogdcn. SHOES FOR tHE WHOLE FJMILY THE The store where your dollar is always worth 100 cents to you 'SEE US XMAS SUGGESTIONS XMAS CARDS- Engraved and Printed. LEATHER GOODS -Purses, Wallets, and Traveling Cases. Books, Stationery---and many other suitable Gifts. The American Grocery Co. Invites you to visit them at their new s'.ore 359 24TH. ST. You are welcome if you make a purchase or not, but "SEEING IS BELIEVING." We have only Fresh Quality Goods and sell for less Also deliver any order amounting to $3 or more. If you find it more convenient Phonit 74-7 We will do the rest promptly American Grocery Co. WEBER COLLEGE Prepares you for life And you will never get more real joy in life, than in your association with us. The High School offers the best in any course, wether Commercial, Practical, or Intellectual, that is to be had in the state Watch our Qraduale Fie has a Reputation Popular Plays and Players. Baths SCOV1LLE PAPER CO. WHOLESALE AND LOTS OF I T FIRST" ELL'S Try Stimpson's Dixon Where did you get that stuff, kid? Ruth T. I was teached it. Dixon Teached it? Who learned you to talk that way? Bertha F. Gee, I lost four pounds in one week. F. L. That's nothing; I lost four bits in one night. Give and Take "What are you coming home with the milk pail empty for?'' demanded the farmer. "Didn't the old cow give anything?" "Yes," replied the boy; "nine quarts and one kick." Savage (to Wm. K.) Give me the truth tho it comes from a mud puddle. A Modern Husband Mary Woolley The man I marry must be a modern Apollo; he must be as strong as Hercules, as generous as Eve, as brave as Mars, and as bashful as Gordon Croft. Ernest W. Oh, aint you glad you know me? Lost "If you please, mum," said the ancient hero, "I lost my leg " "Well, I ain't got it," snapped the woman fiercely. And the door closed with a bang. Mamma Now, Theron,. here's your medicine and here's the dime your papa left- to pay you for taking it. Jones Mamma, you take the medi-cinie and I'll give you half the money. THE MEM HER CHRISTMAS GIFT Continued from Page 3 quickly that they were surprised when the doctors and nurses entered to give the program. The nurses sang and gave readings and then came Ruth's story. It was just a simple little fairy story, but when she was through, she could see the enthusiasm about it in every f-ice. She looked up at her mother. "Miss Marion said this would be a present to you to see us all so happy.""It's a lovely present, Ruth. I am s,. glad my little girl can give happiness to others." The tree was being dismantled, and gifts from the doctors and nurses were distributed among the children. Then the parents and friends of the children left, seeing how tired the children were. Miss Marion came to Ruth's bed and smoothed down her rillows so she could lie down, for while her cheeks were flushed with excitement, her eyes showed how tired she was. She looked up at the nurse, and saw Doctor Willis standing near her. "Was my story nice enough for a present, Miss Marion?" "Yes, Ruth, but you gave me a nicer present than that." "What? Oh, has Doctor Willis cured you of that pain? I asked him to." Phone 3060. Prof. R. (in History) Class, use a little imagination and tell me how Sparta came to have two rulers in place of one, as was the usual custom?After a long period of silence, Andy Probably a king had two sons. Mamie Yes, and probably they were twins. Croft I know somebody who would dye for you. Fawn (blushing) Who? Croft Ogden Steam Laundry. A Freshie was asked to write a description of Patrick Henry.' This is his theme: ' Patrick Henry . was a very grate man. He had blue eyes and light hair. He got married and then said, "Give me liberty or give me death." Mel, after telling Ray of his love affairs with high school girls, sat quietly for some time in deep thought. Suddenly he said: Ray d'ya know what I'd like my wife to represent? Ray No, what? Mel A calendar. Ray Why a calendar? Mel So I could get a new one every year. . Hard on the Doctor One day, while a new physician was making Out a patient's receipt, he forgot the patient's name. But, not wishing to show iiis forgetfulness, he asked her' if she spelled her name with an "e" or an "i" The lady blushed and replied, "Why, Doctor, my name is Hill." $4.00 to $9.00 A Pair CLARK'S 235S Wash-met on Ave. "Yes, dearest, he cured me." "I had a pain like Miss Marion's, but you cured mine," said the doctor. "Now you must go to sleep." The doctor and the nurse left the room. "I didn't know doctors had pains, and I don't see how I could stop them. Well, they. looked happy, anyway," reflected Ruth as she closed her eyes. Delia Terry. Vilate J. What do you think about when you don't think of anything? Josephine Oh! Russell. Heard in the Hallway Lee L. What would you say if I threw a kiss at you? Miss J. Why, I'd say you were the laziest boy I ever met. Mathematical The clergyman's work was over and done, And he proved that one and one make one; Then the lawyer came, and what did he do, But. prove that one from one left two. Bill, Jr., Papa, what do you call a man who runs an auto? Prof. McKay It depends upon how near he comes to hitting me. IF 1 QUALITY CLEANLINESS and COURTESY APPEALS TO YOU OUR TASTES ARE MUTUAL JERRY Kennedy's Cafe and Bakery A Good Place to Eat Open 6 A. 11. to 12 Midnight Established 1904. The Flower Shop ELIZABETH HUTH, Vrop. Eccles Building at Mclntyres Phone 73 Useful and Inexpensive Christmas Gifts SPARGOS . S. Lewis & Co. Jewelers and Opticians In Ogden since 1870 The best is none too good for the Students of AVeber Painless Dentists East side Washington, between 24th and 25th 2468 Wasnington Ave. Its a Fact The sweetness of Low Price . .never equals The bitterness of Poor Quality PAINE & HURST Where the Women Trade A Useful Christmas Gift. Beautiful poems of Utah production By LEROY LEISHMAN Utah s young :nenlcr ONLY 25c. A COPY Dee-Neutebccm Pig. Co. 2302 Wai.li. 1-lionellGG FOR AN EASY SHAVE AND A STYLISH CUT COM E TO THE REED BARBER SHOP Utah Theatre |