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Show OVER THE HICCUPS . With Abigail Harm Williams gambled with another Hare, And then went up to heaven (?) (it rhymes better) He killed himself in great despair For he lost his girl 'cause he couldn't roll a seven. Flash! It is rumored that Mr. Trevithick and Mr. Li tt lef i eld, the two stags who gave all the girls a break at one of the last dances, are really two agents in disguise, representing Pin-kerton's Purple Pills for Pale People. They came here to investigate the case of Agfa. A conversation which one of Abigail's stoog is overheard recently: Martha Holt: Why don't you approve of my engagement, father? Is it because of my youth? Father: Yes, he's hopeless! A recent letter from Bill Alsup which Lawrence Somerville received was signed "With love and kisses." It seems that he just can't get out of the habit. Our efficient nurse, Miss Edna Stokes, to Mont Heiner at the College Inn: "Have you any Lifebuoy?" And Mont says, "Set the pace, honey, set the pace." Headline in the Salt Lake Tribune: Preston Welcomes Power Officials With Big Fete. Well, even the Wild Hare isn't that catty. Paul Gilgen on visiting Ruth Jenson in Brig-ham is asked: "tVell, how do you likr our little city?" And he cracks wise with "Well, it's, the first cemetery I've seen with lights." Some doubting souls will say that this isn't all original. To them we say that original humor isn't good and good humor isn't original. So have i t your own way. President Tracy to the students one day did c ompl a in Of their tardiness, which was so vile; Came a creak from the door, From the crowd came a roar, As the faculty entered and stalked down the aisle. o SMOKE How it whirls and curls above the house tops, Heavy, thick, and dirty, Black, grey, sometimes yellow, Ever reaching skyward, Ever fading, fading far away. But down below, from whence that smoke comes Burns a cheery fire Warm and cozy-- Sometimes from an open fireplace, Sometimes from a homely kitchen stove, Sometimes from a bulgy furnace. Strange it seems, that such a gloomy thing as smoke Can come from such a cheery thing as fire. Arenys Wright Jim's Billards OGDENS LARGEST RECREATION HALL 247714 Washington Avenue Jim's N ews We specialize in 25c lunches COME IN 351-24th Street The Newest Spring Creation The Bi-Swing $20.00 Foulger-Hurst Inc. Theme Hose Representing the FINEST QUALITY silks money can buy. Sold exclusively in Ogden by US 79c up New Piece Goods Of the very finest quality of woolens for tha SWAGGER SUIT and SPRING COAT. Big range of colors just received. $1.35 up |